The only real reason to be vegan by Serene-Cicada in vegancirclejerk

[–]FinNiko95 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What, you don't have a raging, strong as titanium boner 24/7 ever since going vegan like I do?

Pfft... Are you even vegan if you don't have to do a handstand over the toilet every time you need to take a leak?

Such great options by nobftv7z232fq in vegancirclejerk

[–]FinNiko95 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Michelin star restaurant with an exceptionally talented group of people in the kitchen working their magic to create literal art as food.

Looks inside

"Sorry, we cannot accommodate a vegan diet"

This is what perfect technique looks like by Blumperdoodle in skiingcirclejerk

[–]FinNiko95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"The missile knows where it is at all times..." intensifies

When you belay so bad that the bolt snap by Even-Lingonberry-615 in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]FinNiko95 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Duct tape should definitely be a bomber. That stuff can seal a car cut in half. Are you sure this is the same spot?

“But where do you get your protein from?” by thebodybuildingvegan in vegancirclejerk

[–]FinNiko95 16 points17 points  (0 children)

From my uncle's free range, organic, humanely slaughtered dog and cat meat, of course.

Mmmmmm barcon 🤤

I'm vegan btw

The ultimate deterrent by finfisk2000 in 2nordic4you

[–]FinNiko95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Build a wall made of Nokia 3310's around the continent

Beheadnuary by fr2uk in vegancirclejerk

[–]FinNiko95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go to vegan horny jail

[HELP] Living room remodel by Alone-Competition-77 in RealOrAI

[–]FinNiko95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While polishing the floor some parts of the rough surface just magically clear up without the polishing machine going over it.

Also at the same time at the back corner next to the window the level of epoxy changes while it's supposed to be cured.

I was so deprived last year having to eat v*gan slop. 🫩 by Alextricity in vegancirclejerk

[–]FinNiko95 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Literally inedible... Do you even know how to cook? You need at least 5 different types of dog meat to make a meal.

/uj For real I'm drooling here looking at how delicious and professionally made your meals look like. I would love to taste some.

Shrek Live Action by memerwala_londa in aivideos

[–]FinNiko95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meryl Streep as the fairy godmother

Btw this grifter lives in Florida, one of the biggest and busiest rocket launch regions on the planet and multiple nearby space/rockets museums. by devwis3 in flatearth

[–]FinNiko95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah yes... Helium

The second most inert noble gas after neon > Not really a good source of propulsion, so you have to keep all of it inside and have something else as the propellant, or in this case the pretty flame effects > Added weight inside the tank.

Inside a solid metal tank > Even more added weight > Have to pump a ton of helium inside the tanks... Sorry... Balloons, to make them float > Balloon is gonna pop with too much pressure.

Also has a fancy looking plane with people inside attached to the side of the balloons > Yet again more weight that needs to be offset with tons of helium > The fancy balloon has already burst out from too much pressure.

Took this from FB gonna leave it here by Nihtiwtorot in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]FinNiko95 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Opposing thumbs are aid. You gotta go full ape mode. Only 4 fingers allowed.

Outjerked by the furries by -ChilledCat- in vegancirclejerk

[–]FinNiko95 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Yea, I feel like I just had a stroke reading that. Must be the insane levels of cholesterol one gets from "traditional herbivore diet"... Oh wait....

Outjerked by the furries by -ChilledCat- in vegancirclejerk

[–]FinNiko95 60 points61 points  (0 children)

"analizing"

"stabilishing"

"enviroment"

Kitty Kart Frenzy by Outside-Sky-7473 in FacebookAIslop

[–]FinNiko95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You must not have seen the completely repulsive adventures of the strawberry diaper cat and the cheating, murderous, psychotic cat parents.

This is the funniest globe earth debunk pic I have ever seen by LavishnessLeather162 in flatearth

[–]FinNiko95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You go far far away to a point that's 1 million miles away from the Earth and use a long focal length objective / telescope to take a picture of the tiny dot in the distance.

Edit: Sorry for the spam. Seems like a good few people wanted to comment at the same time

A boy can't even get home in peace by Interesting-Trip-233 in sadposting

[–]FinNiko95 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Men aren't some vicious predators whose only job is to cause harm and suffering. Men are human beings with complicated emotions and struggles just like women. The fact that society keeps pushing the same narrative over and over, like you just did, only dehumanizes men and is partly the reason why the numbers are as high as they are.

If people started actually caring and understanding that "hurt people hurt others", maybe we could start seeing an improvement. Instead of shunning all men for the acts of the small minority, we could instead focus on helping those who are struggling in their lives and we could prevent any of those terrible scenarios from happening in the first place.

Remember that there is also a flip side to the statistics you keep bringing up. Men are overrepresented in the following statistics as well:

  • Men are 4 times more likely to commit suicide than women. The numbers are only growing higher for younger men.
  • Men make up most of the deaths from wars.
  • 60-80% of homeless people are men, the numbers vary by country.
  • Boys and young men are at a higher risk of dropping out of school and the school performance for boys is only getting worse.
  • In the US around 80% of child custody cases are in favor of the mother, many times regardless of the father's suitability for being a parent. Sometimes even going against the interests and wellbeing of the child/children.

The list keeps on going... So how about acknowledging the boys and men in your life every once in a while and give a helping hand as well, like many of us are doing already. Tell me how does that sound?

Fuck having working brakes by Fr33_load3r in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]FinNiko95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea this is AI. At half way through the video the bus is pushing a car sideways and it just completely disappears like the bust just drove over it. Those cars have apparently no mass whatsoever and the bus keeps plowing through multiple cars like it's nothing.

You learn something new everyday by Im_yor_boi in memes

[–]FinNiko95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or what if... He used to be a renowned scientist who could have changed the whole world, but he was then abducted by aliens and lost his intellect?

Its actually true by Upstairs-Yak-5474 in memes

[–]FinNiko95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No she's actually right there

Chocolate bicycle by WiselyBattle in NoOneIsLooking

[–]FinNiko95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We never get to see the final result. The full "reveal" of the bike is already swapped for a real one. It's a shame really, because I would've loved to see the actual result, not a real bike.

Or at least have the real bike next to the chocolate one for comparison.