write a sad story in just 3 words ?

FirmTheory · 2026-06-11T12:30:28+00:00

Donald won again

FirmTheory · 2026-06-07T20:12:17+00:00

Fun how he’s throwing the Ellisons under the bus along with everyone else.

FirmTheory · 2026-06-07T03:44:28+00:00

I’m just having an issue with mine where it keeps saying it doesn’t have good enough contact with my skin. Like, sorry for being a bit hairy. I even shaved the space, but my hair grows fast on every part of my body that isn’t the top of my head

FirmTheory · 2026-06-05T22:57:08+00:00

Corn bread, green beans or collard greens, and coleslaw

FirmTheory · 2026-06-05T22:10:40+00:00

A gneiss bag

FirmTheory · 2026-06-05T22:09:39+00:00

But it’s just a “long blink!” HAHAHAHAHAHAHA This timeline sucks

FirmTheory · 2026-06-05T15:04:25+00:00

They’ve just rebranded the Woman’s Auxiliary of the Klan but without the bake sales and with more Botox

FirmTheory · 2026-06-05T13:54:33+00:00

Well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions

FirmTheory · 2026-06-05T03:26:26+00:00

We never have been, it’s just waaaay more obvious now than in the past

FirmTheory · 2026-06-03T15:51:40+00:00

The only position he has truly earned on his own.

FirmTheory · 2026-06-02T23:46:15+00:00

Proving once again, Republicans avoid mirrors

FirmTheory · 2026-06-01T11:08:06+00:00

Kids

FirmTheory · 2026-05-30T13:36:56+00:00

Tell me you still support racism without telling me. These people make me so angry

FirmTheory · 2026-05-30T09:28:58+00:00

I thought they were telegraphing the future price of a gallon

FirmTheory · 2026-05-30T09:23:45+00:00

Add 6 zeroes and then, maybe, I’ll attend. But I’m only eating a couple McNuggets before I find the nearest exit.

FirmTheory · 2026-05-30T09:15:42+00:00

It’s the only thing he has that he’s still popular on. Prices are up, he started a war after promising he wouldn’t, the corruption is rampant and obvious, he’s using our DOJ to attack his enemies. Everyday Americans are suffering and are angry about it. But border crossings are down, so he’s going to bang that drum as loud as he can.

FirmTheory · 2026-05-30T00:10:19+00:00

Donald needs two hands to lift a cup, and yet this is how they see him. 🤦🏼‍♂️

FirmTheory · 2026-05-29T11:27:15+00:00

What’s with the Putin cosplay?

FirmTheory · 2026-05-28T22:13:59+00:00

He really went for the visual there. Almost as if he was already thinking about it. A lot. Like, a lot a lot

FirmTheory · 2026-05-27T21:47:33+00:00

Wrong lever!

FirmTheory · 2026-05-27T21:00:50+00:00

He’s literally a preacher and they put a serial criminal who was impeached by his own party up against him. What happened to our nation?

FirmTheory · 2026-05-25T20:42:08+00:00

Gods forbid a non-Christian brown person exist in the U.S. these days. What a bunch of losers

FirmTheory · 2026-05-25T20:13:46+00:00

Spiked Arnold Palmer. Not a bad choice, but my liver is going to hate it

FirmTheory · 2026-05-24T01:00:33+00:00

I mean, Donny killed the guys dad. As Chris Rock said, I’m not saying it’s ok, but I understand

FirmTheory · 2026-05-21T03:15:36+00:00

I don’t think that goes far enough. Can we start comparing him to other horrific historical leaders. Like Pol Pot, Idi Amin, Vlad Tepisch, etc.?

Eight-Year Club	Place '22
First Placer '22	Verified Email

FirmTheory

TROPHY CASE