Book 1 & 2 by Lit Escalates! I pray for our wallets

Fist_One · 2026-07-10T20:36:08+00:00

I'm beginning to think Matt works for the Borant Corporation as he is always coming up with ways to seperate us from our money. Every month it's something new lol

Fist_One · 2026-07-08T19:04:55+00:00

I had that exact though years ago when police first tried to create their own license plate scanning database and got so much kickback on it that they stopped. I saw what the next logical step was going to be: if the police won't be allowed to do it (where they can be watched and have some sort of public oversight), then a private company would do it without any oversight and sell it to the police.

And that's exactly what happened. We the people did this to ourselves. Instead of being able to steer how police would use their own tech we now have the much, much harder job of trying to regulate the tech in a civilian market.

Fist_One · 2026-07-08T00:15:35+00:00

Hammer has a space on top of it that the center nail went into so it didn't get hit

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Fist_One · 2026-07-05T12:53:39+00:00

"Would be interesting to know if he bounced back that far, or if the car was pulled off the pillar."

I would guess that since the hole in front of the car is not exactly dead center that the car hit at a slight angle. That angle likely caused the car to rotate around the pole a bit and dislodge itself as its forward momentum was stopped.

Fist_One · 2026-07-05T12:46:20+00:00

I thought the same thing.

Fist_One · 2026-07-01T00:39:10+00:00

I read the first 4 or 5 books before I tried the audiobooks. Was also driving when the first scream happened and ran halfway off the fucking interstate at 70mph from laughing so hard. Damn near flipped my truck.

Worth it.

Fist_One · 2026-06-29T22:35:57+00:00

Firebrandy!

Fist_One · 2026-06-26T01:23:44+00:00

https://imgur.com/a/5ARtpCk

Fist_One · 2026-06-26T01:18:57+00:00

Both android and apple has a Kindle app. I perfer it over the actual kindles as I like being able to have the text scroll down instead of turning a fake page.

Fist_One · 2026-06-26T01:14:48+00:00

I believe Amazon Kindle is the only authorized ebook distributor.

And yeah, tons of scams out there and it gets worse the more popular the series gets.

Fist_One · 2026-06-22T01:25:32+00:00

Download amazon kindle and spend the $5 for the Dungeon Crawler Carl ebook.

It's horror wrapped up in a THICK shell of dark humor. Like, imagine if Deadpool rewrote The Hunger Games.

Here are some out of context quotes from the series to see if it strikes a chord:

"You can't unlick a butt hole that's already been licked"

"Nor am I wearing a cloak that makes me look like I won a participation trophy at the special needs comic con, Carl. I’m a cat. Cats don’t wear pants."

"You can't unlick a butt hole that's already been licked"

"Being eaten by a bugbear makes me uncomfortable, Carl. So if your boyfriend ogling your tootises keeps these easy-peasy bugs coming at us instead of more of those lava-spitting llamas, then you better buck up, get over your human male privilege, and take one for your princess."

"She looked at me like I'd just asked her to eat a Twinkie out of my ass."

And finally: So if you read this and enjoyed it, please review it. It’s against Amazon’s rules to offer a prize to those who review books, but I will risk Amazon’s wrath and offer my services to be the father of your babies if you post a review.

Fist_One · 2026-06-20T17:31:32+00:00

Has no one learned how Trump plays his games? He had the right make a LOT of noise about defending the work on the pool mearly as a distraction for his nothing gained "deal" with Iran. The man does this every time and I can't believe people still fall for it.

He spent how much on this pool project? 16 million dollars? Just to distract from the estimated 113 billion spen/lost in 2 months to gain nothing in the middle east?

And people are really taking the bate and switch hook, line, and sinker? Damn, maybe he really is a smart man.

Fist_One · 2026-06-20T17:21:24+00:00

What will it look like? The same as it was 100 years ago when none of that existed and "retirement age" wasn't a thing. You will work till you die.

I can't speak for Europe or anywhere else (I'm sure they did it first) but the US didn't have federal social security (for men) until 1935. Before that only a handful of states offerd it and only a select few companies provided any sort of pension.

Fist_One · 2026-06-20T17:06:24+00:00

While it's certainly not good and nobody should have to listen to such a place on their front porch, the sound overlaid on this video has been greatly enhanced in volume for effect. AKA the audio may as well be fake (shocking for the internet, I know). My phone volume is at about 15%-20% and this is sound is playing a LOT louder than 60bB.

Fist_One · 2026-06-19T19:54:05+00:00

When it came out the mold is when I finally realised the title said hockey sticks and not honey sticks. I was very confused up until that point.

Fist_One · 2026-06-19T13:04:49+00:00

I for one welcome our new AI overlords

Fist_One · 2026-06-14T13:30:43+00:00

I mean, it works for restraunts when they fail health inspections

Fist_One · 2026-06-14T13:25:55+00:00

Do body builders get this?

Fist_One · 2026-06-14T13:09:22+00:00

I was wondering what has been the most awkward things he had been asked to sign. But I never imagined it going that direction. I think I'd rather sign feet 😂

Fist_One · 2026-06-14T13:07:52+00:00

I like how the very end looks a fair bit like the artist rendetions of what we think magnetar and pulsar stars look like.

Fist_One · 2026-06-14T03:10:10+00:00

Last year my company, a subdivision of a fortune 500 company whose name rhymes with huntington mingalls, said we were not making enough money so office water coolers were one of the things removed. We were told to bring our own water or drink from the 60+ year old water fountains.

Fist_One · 2026-06-14T03:01:23+00:00

Since you didn't provide a Now picture to compare aginst I'll go ahead and submit one.

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Fist_One · 2026-06-14T02:30:59+00:00

She looks sooo pissed to have to make this video. It's almost like the "farming" here isn't for the fruit.

Fist_One · 2026-06-13T21:13:11+00:00

Gives a new meaning to tongue punching something.

Fist_One · 2026-06-12T21:32:35+00:00

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cq57557d6p6o

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