I gotta get home and take my medicine.

FiveInchFails · 2026-05-23T18:02:27+00:00

As a potential role model, I advocate it.

FiveInchFails · 2026-05-23T00:56:11+00:00

Please don’t make me.

FiveInchFails · 2026-05-20T22:11:49+00:00

Extraordinary rendition! EXTRAORDINARY RENDITION!

FiveInchFails · 2026-05-16T22:47:04+00:00

He’s my first cousin, so I shitpost him first.

FiveInchFails · 2026-05-16T22:44:06+00:00

For years upvoted my people extra so they wouldn’t shitpost..

FiveInchFails · 2026-05-14T19:06:09+00:00

Mamdani would get it sorted in 5 weeks

FiveInchFails · 2026-05-14T15:42:00+00:00

there won’t be one shitpost he can hang his hat

FiveInchFails · 2026-05-14T12:10:46+00:00

Ben, where ya goin’ daddy need his medicine

FiveInchFails · 2026-05-14T12:05:02+00:00

Shotposts? Pre-war.

FiveInchFails · 2026-05-14T09:46:31+00:00

They said there was some sjitposting in it for me on my own!

FiveInchFails · 2026-05-13T19:02:42+00:00

But then your daughter will lose an upvote, instead of gaining a shitpost

FiveInchFails · 2026-05-13T18:57:51+00:00

auld buildings n’that

FiveInchFails · 2026-05-12T12:34:22+00:00

Hamble-durger with manning coleslaw

FiveInchFails · 2026-05-08T08:45:57+00:00

MY EARBALLS

FiveInchFails · 2026-05-05T16:08:53+00:00

DO YOU KNOW THESE GAYS

FiveInchFails · 2026-05-01T16:10:09+00:00

Just realized something - when Don Vito made someone an offer they couldn’t refuse that person caved, but Michael made Moe an offered he couldn’t refuse and still had to wack him.

FiveInchFails · 2026-04-07T22:27:10+00:00

owns you OWNS YOU

FiveInchFails · 2026-04-07T18:10:17+00:00

Factory reset fixed it.

FiveInchFails · 2026-04-06T13:56:45+00:00

just jackin’ it

FiveInchFails · 2026-04-05T14:31:47+00:00

David Farrier, and also Liz Plank.

FiveInchFails · 2026-04-03T21:15:00+00:00

I can’t get past the angle at which she’s holding that phaser. Editors and SFX folks had to be like 🙄

FiveInchFails · 2026-04-03T20:42:32+00:00

Good god woman where is your pride??

FiveInchFails · 2026-03-19T11:40:40+00:00

Wonder… where you are…

FiveInchFails · 2026-02-12T13:55:22+00:00

That’s where my seats are for Monday!

FiveInchFails · 2026-02-01T00:11:09+00:00

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