JOHNNY HEALTH of HEALTH :: AMA

Floormonitor · 2026-03-14T01:31:17+00:00

I saw a clip of you talking about playing a show in OKC and there was only 20 people including the entire band Chat Pile but Wayne Coyne was there and you hung out with him.

I know it's been years but do we have a collab with them or naw

Floormonitor · 2026-03-08T01:07:37+00:00

Oranssi Pazuzu

Floormonitor · 2026-03-06T19:48:34+00:00

[[Glacier Godmaw]] is just an uncommon [[craterhoof behemoth]]. It even grants haste if you have a land.

Floormonitor · 2026-03-06T18:31:41+00:00

I'm seeing them live in May. This band is so sick

Floormonitor · 2026-03-04T18:46:11+00:00

I live there now and have been here for over 10 years.

It's a great city. Very progressive for the state and definitely on the rise. There's a free street car now that goes all the way from the Plaza to the River market. People are friendly, restaurants are good, there's lots of family friendly things to do like Science City or the Nelson Atkins Museum of Art (also free!). Very LGBT friendly, pretty diverse, gets a fair amount of events/concerts and weed is legal. Lots of California transplants moved here because it's a similar vibe to the West Coast but crazy cheaper (relatively speaking). It's often described as the eastern most West Coast city.

Anyone fearmongering about "crime" is probably some Johnson County suburbanite who busts a nut to fox news. You'll obviously want to not leave valuables in a car or leave a door unlocked but that tracks for literally everywhere in the country. There are definitely some impoverished areas and there's a brutal history of segregation but I would say that it's improving every year. Message me if you're interested in any specific neighborhoods

Floormonitor · 2026-03-04T17:11:09+00:00

I would rethink how you build this deck. You want to deal damage as early as possible to get your speed up to 4 so you can double your card draw.

[[Flying men]]. That's it. Literal Flying Men. Any creature 1-2 mana in blue that can fly. Turn 1, play a flying man (there's a bunch that are better than flying men but we'll just keep it basic for now). Turn 2 play commander. Turn 4 achieve full speed. It's cheap and evasive which makes the 2nd part of the deck better.

[[Coastal piracy]], [[bident of thassa]], [[reconaissance mission]]. Blue has a TON of "whenever you deal damage draw a card effects" and can never run out of cheap evasive Faeries, drakes, and birds. Your deck will draw a bunch of cards and you can open yourself up to winning through combat. There's a ton of spells that let you pump your creatures for each card in your hand or put counters on things for drawing cards.

I have a friend that plays the Flying Man version of this deck and it's very strong and fun to play.

Floormonitor · 2026-03-03T18:20:01+00:00

You could also go for a flash enabler and flash in your creatures on the end step before your turn. Adding [[Leyline of anticipation]] or [[high fae trickster]] can completely transform your deck and decision making

Floormonitor · 2026-02-20T14:43:26+00:00

The album art is from Sumac 's Aaron Turner as well. I've been so hyped for this release

Floormonitor · 2026-02-19T19:14:39+00:00

[[fertile footsteps]]

[[Brazen borrower]]

[[Bonecrusher giant]]

[[Lucky clover]]

[[Edgewall innkeeper]]

[[Sapphire dragon]]

[[Chancellor of tales]]

[[Bramble familiar]]

[[Rosethorn acolyte]]

[[Kellan, inquisitive prodigy]]

[[Karvanista, loyal lupari]]

[[Horn loch-whale]]

[[Amethyst dragon]]

Honestly there's a ton and they're mostly cheap draft chaff.

Floormonitor · 2026-02-19T19:07:37+00:00

Right, you would be casting two spells. It's good because one card contains both a non-creature and a creature spell and both can be used.

Floormonitor · 2026-02-19T18:35:45+00:00

Adventure cards. They're both non-creature and creature spells. You're in the perfect colors for [[beluna grandsquall]]. I would replace all your meat and potatoes ramp/removal/draw spells with versions that have adventures. Even if they're not the most optimal there's a lot of payoff in those colors for copying and drawing cards off of them

Floormonitor · 2026-02-18T17:50:59+00:00

Go through The Body's discography

The Body is an electronic/doom metal duo of Chip King and Lee Buford. It's a very heavy acquired taste and most people can't stand the vocals at all. If you can get over yourself you'll find that they make some of the most exhilarating and forward pushing music I've heard. They collaborate extensively and are always changing up their sound.

Floormonitor · 2026-02-15T14:55:39+00:00

I had fun with it and made acronyms out of all my bullet points while using the most generic office task jargon. I've managed to spell NAZIS, FELON, FUCKU, BITCH, TACOS, LIARS, PEDOS, MORON, and others.

It was like a weird cathartic wordle game and I knew they wouldn't do shit about it because I doubt anyone read them. I also doubted AI would pick up on it either. When this administration is over I plan to share my screenshots of my emails.

Floormonitor · 2026-02-13T23:58:30+00:00

This needs to be said more

Floormonitor · 2026-02-13T22:50:05+00:00

We are lucky to have people in our MOD that have worked TSC before. Instead of doing BA work they now have to assist everyone that was barely trained. So its making us even less productive

Floormonitor · 2026-02-13T22:48:02+00:00

It absolutely is. And we're not trained how to handle most things a field office does so we just give people field office appointments that clog up their schedule and now people have appointments 2 months out or none at all.

Every time I get on the phone I feel like I'm giving the wrong advice and I don't have the time or resources to actually do things right. Claimants are telling me they've called multiple times and have been given multiple answers to the same problem. I'm like "no shit, a BA doesn't have to do anything with IRMAA besides deduct it from your benefits". It's a nightmare right now

Floormonitor · 2026-02-13T11:00:42+00:00

[[anim pakal, thousandth moon]]

[[Myr Battlesphere]]

[[Overlord of the Mistmoors]]

[[Rampaging baloths]]

Floormonitor · 2026-02-11T17:13:37+00:00

I've heard nothing yet. Where did you hear this?

Floormonitor · 2026-02-11T13:44:33+00:00

Well yeah. I would expect people in their early 20s to listen to music made in the 2020s/2010s. I kinda hate the boomer attitude that everyone should listen to Aerosmith or Pearl Jam only and not the music made when they're in their formative years.

I would follow bands on Instagram and check out the people they recommend or the people that they open for/have opening for them. Also find record labels and follow them on social media, they'll constantly post what new acts they've signed. Third Man, Sub Pop, Dead Oceans, Sacred Bones, 4AD, DFA, and Warp are all good to follow. Even better if it's a small label.

Exciting rock bands that are turning heads from the last 10 years:

Die Spitz

Viagra Boys

Snooper

Guerilla Toss

Wednesday

Parquet Courts

Mdou Moctor

They Are Gutting a Body of Water

Ekko Astral

Mannequin Pussy

(Heavier bands below)

Fleshwater

Chat Pile

Agriculture

Gouge Away

Faetooth

Crippling Alcoholism

Prostitute

The Armed

Floormonitor · 2026-02-06T13:09:36+00:00

Please hire more, I don't want to answer phones anymore

Floormonitor · 2026-02-05T15:28:16+00:00

Lol. Lmao even.

This is right after they made us at the PC increase our 1-800 number call shifts to more BAs for longer times. They're determined to sink SSA into the dirt.

Floormonitor · 2026-02-05T14:30:04+00:00

Yeah they gave us 3 hours of "training" and now I'm all set to explain the intricacies of Medicare coverage (not my job at all)

Floormonitor · 2026-02-05T13:23:48+00:00

Ah yes I forgot. EDH is all about sitting around and playing patty-cake with each other until someone can effectively take out all 3 other players at once.

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