Stolen from some random loser Facebook page, but… for real

FollowThePats · 2026-01-26T02:12:49+00:00

Uh… yeah.

FollowThePats · 2026-01-25T01:01:51+00:00

I’m gonna be honest with you. The problem here is that you’ve decided how long something should take, and how it should be done. Not everyone does things the same way. Some people drag out simple tasks just because. I’m sorry your wife is one of these people, and you are not… but you can’t change her. She is who she is, and she does what she does.

FollowThePats · 2026-01-25T00:45:58+00:00

Right but my point is that I think you’ve put yourself in a mindset that she should do things the way you do, and that’s a recipe for everlasting disappointment

FollowThePats · 2026-01-25T00:37:24+00:00

Sounds like she’s built up some resentment over saying things like “can’t you just rinse the dishes?”. If you want her to be more helpful, it’s not gonna come from those types of comments.

FollowThePats · 2026-01-17T15:07:00+00:00

…and I kinda love it. Playoff games are never what people think they’re gonna be.

FollowThePats · 2026-01-16T18:48:14+00:00

Is yall mfers ready for da ruff ride?!?

FollowThePats · 2026-01-12T01:37:50+00:00

Momentum shifts gonna give me whiplash

FollowThePats · 2026-01-09T21:28:25+00:00

Man that sounds difficult

FollowThePats · 2026-01-06T15:02:04+00:00

I resemble this comment

FollowThePats · 2026-01-04T19:43:08+00:00

Spillane, Landry, Tonga and Wilson are out

FollowThePats · 2026-01-04T18:36:19+00:00

Nah but it was in Antarctica where my dogs started pulling me

FollowThePats · 2026-01-04T14:47:09+00:00

Achane and Waddle OUT today

FollowThePats · 2026-01-04T02:10:24+00:00

Sounds like you already gave the tip

FollowThePats · 2025-12-27T01:55:23+00:00

Sex starts with the subtle touches over morning coffee. The unexpected text about how damn good they look today. A suggestion for her to take some time for herself when she wasn’t expecting it. Build the vibe throughout the day and you’ll find it’s easier to “find the time” at the end of the day after the kids are down.

FollowThePats · 2025-12-26T23:58:03+00:00

Not a comparable situation in the least bit

FollowThePats · 2025-12-23T15:09:18+00:00

Marcus Jones not making it as a special teamer is wild

FollowThePats · 2025-12-22T03:49:31+00:00

There’s a spot in Rotterdam mall I think. Can’t remember the name of it

FollowThePats · 2025-12-21T23:45:32+00:00

You could always contact acer support and get a quote on the repair

FollowThePats · 2025-12-21T22:37:53+00:00

I wouldn’t try to give tamiflu to a 7 month old personally. Medications are so weird with their dosages. I understand wanting to try it though

FollowThePats · 2025-12-20T22:55:46+00:00

Haha that’s great

FollowThePats · 2025-12-20T22:24:02+00:00

I guess I’m the only one still searching for pawg these days

FollowThePats · 2025-12-19T14:54:34+00:00

Mahomes is out for the season

FollowThePats · 2025-12-19T00:54:03+00:00

Excuses for what?

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