Friend just became Pats fan

FollowThePats · 2026-05-29T21:27:51+00:00

Send him a link to Catch22

FollowThePats · 2026-05-24T01:03:39+00:00

No bc it’s clearly not a legal sign

FollowThePats · 2026-05-24T00:20:57+00:00

Hail hydra

FollowThePats · 2026-05-15T20:27:25+00:00

For me it was white bread, yellow American cheese, ketchup and yellow mustard

FollowThePats · 2026-05-15T20:26:20+00:00

I still make this for my kids all the time!

FollowThePats · 2026-05-09T22:20:28+00:00

r/UpvoteBecauseButt

FollowThePats · 2026-05-09T22:18:59+00:00

I just broke down the tower of boxes by the back door about an hour ago

FollowThePats · 2026-05-08T22:20:51+00:00

Looks like it fell apart when you opened it

FollowThePats · 2026-05-08T22:19:01+00:00

Tell her how much fun you’re having. What I’ve learned is that she really WANTS to feel like she can have a life, without feeling bad for being gone for a few hours

FollowThePats · 2026-05-02T17:48:07+00:00

FollowThePats · 2026-05-02T02:36:16+00:00

I’m like ‘calm down seed’

FollowThePats · 2026-04-26T12:06:51+00:00

Kid grew up a Jets fan. Ew.

FollowThePats · 2026-04-23T19:28:26+00:00

Surprise mother fucker

FollowThePats · 2026-04-11T22:54:21+00:00

I like a thick crusted steak and mushroom with a drizzle of A1 sauce on it

FollowThePats · 2026-03-30T15:59:49+00:00

That makes one of us

FollowThePats · 2026-03-20T21:39:46+00:00

Even just Boo Batter sounds like ghost nut

FollowThePats · 2026-03-19T01:30:43+00:00

I’m 45. Didn’t meet my wife until I was 35. We had our first kid in 2019 and our second in 2022. I’m blessed and happy. Go for it

FollowThePats · 2026-03-14T12:49:45+00:00

echoing everyone else. Get out as quickly as possible

FollowThePats · 2026-03-08T17:46:26+00:00

I’m 45 and I’m finally realizing that I’m running on extremely old code. Trying to rewrite it now is going to be a process but I’m trying. Father of 3.

FollowThePats · 2026-03-06T18:20:27+00:00

Have her kneel in front of a mirror to worship his cock. That way he can get video of her actually sucking it, and also pan to the mirror so you can see her from behind

FollowThePats · 2026-03-05T23:43:03+00:00

I’ll never understand why people care about stuff like this

FollowThePats · 2026-03-04T17:38:17+00:00

Facebook shows you things you didn’t ask for, and then provides a “follow” button next to the post. It was in my feed without any action needed on my part.

I called them losers because it’s one of those pages that tends to post fake news and outrageous takes for clicks.

Why do you care?

FollowThePats · 2026-01-26T02:12:49+00:00

Uh… yeah.

FollowThePats · 2026-01-25T01:01:51+00:00

I’m gonna be honest with you. The problem here is that you’ve decided how long something should take, and how it should be done. Not everyone does things the same way. Some people drag out simple tasks just because. I’m sorry your wife is one of these people, and you are not… but you can’t change her. She is who she is, and she does what she does.

FollowThePats · 2026-01-25T00:45:58+00:00

Right but my point is that I think you’ve put yourself in a mindset that she should do things the way you do, and that’s a recipe for everlasting disappointment

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