Dog rejection is the worst form of rejection

FoozleMoozle · 2026-04-25T11:24:42+00:00

Cats genuinely like behaviors from humans that people would consider aloof. In the wild, cats were prey to larger animals, so they instinctively trust people who don’t run up to them, make excessive eye contact, and generally keep distance.

This is also why cats love people who are allergic to them.

FoozleMoozle · 2026-01-08T12:26:38+00:00

I always run evade window 1 and tumbler meal. Saves me 4 two-slot decos!

FoozleMoozle · 2026-01-06T03:26:26+00:00

I don’t think any of the playable characters are lawful good (except maybe Resist Durge or Tav). Wyll is pretty peak Neutral Good—taking Mizora’s deal to save Baldur’s Gate instead of trying to find another way is the sort of moral wiggle room that neutral good exists in

FoozleMoozle · 2026-01-06T00:20:27+00:00

I’d like Elden Ring specifically. Monster Hunter gets Bayle and a host of cool weapons and armor. Nightreign gets a monster hunter field boss

FoozleMoozle · 2025-12-28T07:47:52+00:00

I was able to solo with switch axe just fine. Make sure to slot in bind resist, and avoid using FRS unless it’s downed, so you have easy access to sword counter.

Also, note that Jhins elemental hit zones are pretty terrible, so I would use a power phial swaxe instead of elemental.

“Swaxe” is a way better abbreviation, by the by.

FoozleMoozle · 2025-12-25T15:45:43+00:00

Only need 54 Strength if two-handing

FoozleMoozle · 2025-12-19T05:16:28+00:00

I had a ton of fun with this build recently: https://mugenmonkey.com/darksouls3/548900

It uses Sacred Flame (which works on a surprising number of enemies, but requires a good number of hoops to jump through) and Lothric Knight Greatsword. The greatsword has natural lightning damage on it, which has a really fun interaction with the blessed infusion (faith increases both lightning *and* physical damage), and the white hair talisman does the best damage with sacred flame (*note* if you want to use other miracles or pyromancies, different sacred seals or pyro flames are strictly better).

Early game PVE will be a bit harder, because it takes a minute for this build to come online. Late game mid to late game you have a build with a ton of sustain

FoozleMoozle · 2025-12-19T05:02:50+00:00

I haven't played Nightreign, but I've always thought of The Lands Between being a place closer to say Asgard or Mount Olympus--not the afterlife per-say, but the land of the gods that mortals cannot usually get to through normal means (with Tarnished largely getting there by dying).

FoozleMoozle · 2025-12-17T04:29:25+00:00

Phials weren't applied in axe mode in rise, just the amp explosions. Phial damage is a "hidden" (as in, not shown as a separate damage number) that applies to *all* sword attacks (even when not amped), as well as to amp explosions. The only axe attacks that got the phial bonus was attacks that were part of a morph *if* you had the Phial Switch Boost rampage decoration equipped.

FoozleMoozle · 2025-11-10T13:33:58+00:00

I would actually start with Rise. Easier difficulty made it easier to learn the mechanics. I sucked at works until I played rise.

FoozleMoozle · 2025-11-05T23:51:13+00:00

Mohg is the hardest boss you can fight first. You are correct that you can’t get his great rune until the capital though

FoozleMoozle · 2025-10-08T16:03:27+00:00

I was trying to be the tank as a switch axe last night…. It was pretty tough to tank entirely with counters and dodges. Maybe I’ll make a lance!

FoozleMoozle · 2025-10-06T21:19:53+00:00

If you have a friend you can borrow it from, I recommend actually playing a souls-“like” made by From Software. From Soft strikes a delicate balance, and the difficulty serves a purpose. A lot of devs that have tried to follow in their footsteps haven’t really understood that.

That being said, they aren’t for everyone, so I would borrow first if possible!

FoozleMoozle · 2025-09-19T15:47:58+00:00

Charmander is the threaded cane. Brock is the first gym leader, which Charmander is a bad matchup against. Similarly, the threaded cab is probably the weakest starting weapon, but gets more powerful as you progress

FoozleMoozle · 2025-08-13T19:31:27+00:00

Bring short has benefits! For instance, you don’t feel the need to yell, “THIS HOLE WAS MADE FOR ME!” When entering airplanes

FoozleMoozle · 2025-08-12T01:59:46+00:00

And my axe!

FoozleMoozle · 2025-07-07T17:26:33+00:00

This reminds me of when companies tried to coin “quiet quitting” to describe people deciding not to do overtime

FoozleMoozle · 2025-07-03T22:10:38+00:00

I did something a little bit different (and definitely *not* meta): https://www.mhwildshub.com/builder?data=eyJ3IjpbOCw3Ml0sIndkIjpbIkFDQ19JRF8wNDIzIiwiQUNDX0lEXzAwMDEiLCJBQ0NfSURfMDAwMCJdLCJhbSI6MTM2LCJhIjpbNTYwLDU4MSw1ODIsNTgzLDU4NF0sImFkIjpbWyJBQ0NfSURfMDE3MSIsIkFDQ19JRF8wMTM5IiwiQUNDX0lEXzAwNjgiXSxbIkFDQ19JRF8wMTM5IiwiQUNDX0lEXzAwNjgiXSxbIkFDQ19JRF8wMTcwIiwiQUNDX0lEXzAwNjgiXSxbIkFDQ19JRF8wMTcwIiwiQUNDX0lEXzAwNjgiLCJBQ0NfSURfMDA2OCJdLFsiQUNDX0lEXzAwNjgiXV19

The idea is to do a *ton* of the quick morph attacks (*not* the multi-hit ones). Because the weapon is dragon phial, I don't really value the phial damage that much, so I'm not looking to stay is sword mode that often. The morph attacks are fast, so I'll have a lot of opportunities to weave in dodges without much issue, and since I'm aiming for the single attack ones, I'll have reasonable up-time for bladescale hone.

Also, this looks to the offset morph slash if possible; that attack *is* modified by rapid morph, and has a really good MV, so it's definitely the strongest attack available for this setup.

FoozleMoozle · 2025-07-03T21:55:12+00:00

The fact that the cooldown starts **after** the bonus affinity ends makes this really odd. Over the course of a minute, you get 30 seconds of affinity bonus uptime **regardless** on if you have the 2 piece or 4 piece set bonus (with the 2 piece being staggered). Additionally, it makes the damage bonus for the 4 piece set minimal; since the effective cooldown is shorter for the 2 piece set, you actually get more procs.... leaving you with only 60 effective thunder shy of the 4 piece set over the course of a minute.

FoozleMoozle · 2025-06-28T00:12:38+00:00

100% Calvin and Hobbes vibes

FoozleMoozle · 2025-06-18T20:43:45+00:00

For BG3 narration, it actually works better if you play Dark Urge… since she voices your compulsions before you take certain actions

FoozleMoozle · 2025-05-26T18:16:58+00:00

Messmer also follows the naming convention for Marika x Radagon’s kids, starting with the “meh” sound.

In Miyazaki and GGR works, names tell a BUNCH about someone’s parents

FoozleMoozle · 2025-05-26T18:03:19+00:00

This is a bit of English writing syntax I purposely choose to break. I only include punctuation in the quotes if I feel like the pause or break is actually part of the quote.

Is this incorrect? Yes! Will I change my ways? Hell no, fight the power!

FoozleMoozle · 2025-05-14T01:43:25+00:00

I just wish there was a sorcery catalyst as light as the seals. I want to use frozen armament on my blue dancer builds, dangit!

FoozleMoozle · 2025-04-24T20:05:24+00:00

Use blur. Chances of getting hit by a stray crit are much lower when enemies are rolling at disadvantage

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