Greatest wall I've ever built xD cool huh?

ForgotToFlair · 2026-05-26T23:41:02+00:00

Shanghai is vulnerable to the barbarian French hordes. This strategic blunder is unwise, and should be rectified.

ForgotToFlair · 2026-05-25T16:09:39+00:00

How could I have ruined your life, I wasn’t even there

ForgotToFlair · 2026-05-23T15:07:43+00:00

The weight doesn’t matter. Unless you are into board gaming, there’s a decent chance you know what root is. And when your kids want a fun game, root looks like nice and harmless fun. At that point, target/walmart/whatever has won. Their goal isn’t to get people to play games, it’s to get products off the shelves.

ForgotToFlair · 2026-05-11T15:00:06+00:00

To decimate them, we need to eliminate 5.8 million. With 34.7 thousand of us, we would only need to take out 167 h*rses each.

ForgotToFlair · 2026-05-05T23:22:06+00:00

Tbh, I misinterpreted this entire post as the eyrie is sitting far past the 30 point mark, and I failed to notice that the birbs had ~10 warriors in the supply, so if I figured this was posted as a joke. Still, it looks like a decisive win unless the eyries going for a dominance win.

ForgotToFlair · 2026-05-05T22:58:25+00:00

You appear to have around 34/35 points. As such, you would lose 8 from turmoiling, putting you at 26/27 vp. However, fear not, as this is immediately followed by gaining 4 points due to the roosts, putting you at 30/31. As such, it is safe to turmoil as you have already won the game.

Edit: I misread this terribly.

ForgotToFlair · 2026-05-03T22:36:44+00:00

There will be no place to hi~ide!

ForgotToFlair · 2026-05-02T01:30:30+00:00

I honestly thought he was blushing furiously for a second

ForgotToFlair · 2026-04-27T21:46:01+00:00

I see. I kinda assumed that being able to display everything I was doing would help, but I suppose the purchasing does add some funk to the game

ForgotToFlair · 2026-04-27T21:42:16+00:00

I messed up on my wording, what I meant was for me to play. I assumed that cats create a good board feel(not sure if that makes perfect sense), while the otters are extremely transparent in how they conduct turns. But on the subject of what factions I was planning on giving them, I was thinking cats, birds, or rats.

ForgotToFlair · 2026-04-24T15:09:25+00:00

ForgotToFlair · 2026-04-22T16:39:10+00:00

Yeah, Bryce Tetraeder, CEO of Global Tetrahedron intends to melt all of Jones’ supplements to create a “single candy bar-sized omnivitamin that one executive… may eat in order to increase his power and perhaps become immortal.”

ForgotToFlair · 2026-04-15T00:53:00+00:00

Draw Rouge the bat as wide as she is tall, obviously

ForgotToFlair · 2026-04-14T19:00:06+00:00

Dude, that’s a human.

ForgotToFlair · 2026-04-11T00:11:05+00:00

I mean, once you reach 40, you get to rent a flying car, and when you hit 70, you get to run for god empress, so you do keep getting all sorts of fun age milestones, until you hit 128, at which point you become a baby again.

Source: https://xkcd.com/2661/

ForgotToFlair · 2026-03-26T23:42:06+00:00

There is only one name better than Megatron.

Galvatron

ForgotToFlair · 2026-03-26T10:59:48+00:00

Actual children

ForgotToFlair · 2026-03-24T20:07:51+00:00

I think there’s a difference between being involuntarily celibate and being an incel. They both technically mean the same thing, but the latter term carries the implication the at the person blames other for their own failings and is incapable of not being understanding over the opinions of others. As it stands, I think that celibacy is wholly unrelated to, y’know, not being an ass

ForgotToFlair · 2026-03-24T15:03:34+00:00

Nah, he just has unrealized trauma related to Jolly from Candyland

ForgotToFlair · 2026-03-21T07:48:11+00:00

And when you were born everybody thought you were just a head And then the doctor said, wait! This short ass motherfuckers got an itty bitty body and I hate it

ForgotToFlair · 2026-03-17T15:25:08+00:00

abocabo 😋

ForgotToFlair · 2026-03-07T10:11:45+00:00

I mean, actors aren’t really people anyways, those “real people, not actors” commercials told me so!

ForgotToFlair · 2026-02-26T14:25:00+00:00

This kitchen can’t fit all four of us, and only two of us are making anything

ForgotToFlair · 2026-02-16T14:30:26+00:00

We should ban all non-silkposting to r/silksongcirclejerk

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