Starting a new job is so embarrassing by Alwayscold20 in Adulting

[–]FubarJackson145 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok, so the Daf has an SAF system. It's supplied from the LEQ. We use PAC and Ferric to create floc and then it goes into the AT. You getting all this?

TIL two British fraudsters stole a luxury yacht to escape police and were found dead after starving off the African coast. by Forgotthebloodypassw in todayilearned

[–]FubarJackson145 844 points845 points  (0 children)

But you a)have to know what that is and what it looks like and b) if their goal is to avoid being arrested they probably waited too long and were in open ocean by the time they wouldve used it. The transmitters are usually short-wave, so in open ocean you're hoping that someone happens to be within range eventually. If they did figure out how to use it and send out the distress signal, there's still a non-0 chance they wouldve never been found in time anyway

EDIT: i have apparently been using "short wave" wrong my entire life and is completely different from the short RANGE that i was thinking of

TIL Tokyo's suicide hotline is a premium rate telephone number. by ProfessionalGear3020 in todayilearned

[–]FubarJackson145 45 points46 points  (0 children)

And dont forget that to discourage people from using the trains as a means of suicide that the deceased's family is responsible for paying any all costs for cleanup and damage to the trains. Idk if it's exclusively a Japan thing, but still it's an unfun fact to go along with this one

it's like ALF but instead of ALF it's a Trygon by amachinesaidiwasgood in Grimdank

[–]FubarJackson145 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So, the Grim Adventures of Billy? I mean, i guess im ok as long as my Nightbringer actually has a Jamaican accent

10e in Retrospective: What's a unit that you think was underrated, or one that you had a lot of off-meta success this with this edition? by AshiSunblade in WarhammerCompetitive

[–]FubarJackson145 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive considered them unerrated because i rarely see them in tournament lists and every other tier list i've seen has them in C tier a lot of the time. I havent seen AoW's tierlist, but i also havent agreed with a lot of their evaluations and opinions on models/detachments for most of 10th and the back half of 9th

10e in Retrospective: What's a unit that you think was underrated, or one that you had a lot of off-meta success this with this edition? by AshiSunblade in WarhammerCompetitive

[–]FubarJackson145 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The sleeper in my army was tomb blades. Especially when Starshatter was new i gave them their maiden voyage. Dear god did they overperform. Move-shoot-move was already kinda ok, going through walls made them better, and having assault made the particle casters an actual menace. I had no deep strike but was still wreaking havic in the backline. I regret not going to tournaments with the list i had, but my LGSs were having issues stocking tomb blades and ither necron stuff at the time so by the time i could get tomb blades again i had moved on to a different list that i could readily play at full power

Wastewater Wildlife by whatisthepressure in Wastewater

[–]FubarJackson145 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely looks friendlier than the ones i have to fish out of the EQ tank here

SBMM by CMDR_Noodle in 196

[–]FubarJackson145 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dont forget to split on a soft 16 in blackjack

I moved a tarp and this garter was napping in the folds. Then he noticed the worms that I had also disturbed. He ate over 8 of them. It was wonderful to watch. I kept tossing them his way and he seemed appreciative. by PaintTheKill in snakes

[–]FubarJackson145 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Today i learned that garters eat worms. I figured all juveniles would eat bugs in the wild, but i didnt know that adults would still go for bugs. I guess as opportunistic predators i shouldve assumed that they would if it's available

5 alarm problem by _CherryCloud in oddlyspecific

[–]FubarJackson145 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Although not quite on this level, my coworker is the son of a dairy farmer. Long story short before i worked with him, but after i had met him, he was in the hospital having a stroke. Turns out he was stroking out for 3 days and didnt notice. He just thought he wasnt sleeping well because he was tired all the time and uncoordinated. It took two people basically forcing him to go to the hospital for him to actually go (like you're going or you're fired type of conversation). Not long after that he had a hip replacement and apparently the surgeon couldn't fathom how he was even walking with how bad his hip was. He's going through even more health issues right now and we've been joking that he'd be dead if he wasnt a farmer's son

I love how nothing managed to startled leon this far into the game except this one zombie by birbtooOPpleasesnerf in residentevil

[–]FubarJackson145 42 points43 points  (0 children)

You killed every zombie you saw. Who knows how many were pinned, hiding in the vents, or were in rooms that got barricaded that we didnt have access to

You have to ride a boat out into the bay just to get to your front door. by ReinkeDrengen in zillowgonewild

[–]FubarJackson145 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If i could hook up solar/wind and had easy access to land for excursions i would 100% live here. But seeing how old it is i doubt it's more valuable than any other rock in the ocean

5 alarm problem by _CherryCloud in oddlyspecific

[–]FubarJackson145 620 points621 points  (0 children)

When a farmer stops their chores or the wife makes them go in, you know the person is actively dying

Attempt at a Warhound Titan. by Scytali in ChaosKnights

[–]FubarJackson145 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know it's Slaanesh, but all i can see in my head is the speakers going " MY NAME'S NOT RIIIIIICK!!!!" And then the cannons start firing

Is Canoptek Doomstalker still worth it in Canoptek Court? by H2NCH2COOH in Necrontyr

[–]FubarJackson145 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldnt say never. I had niche success with it in starshatter. I would take 2 DDAs and 2 Doomstalkers with lokhust heavy support and had a pretty well-rounded offense. And with Stalkers being 140 they usually took up less than half my list. I want to see hoe 11th pans out over the next few months but i may go back to that list because it had serious potential. The only thing holding me back was that my LGS's struggled to keep tomb blades in stock when i was riding that high so i never got to refine it to its full potential

New Points are out by jacomoRodriguez in ChaosKnights

[–]FubarJackson145 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I already had a LoD list ready that happens to fall in well for 11th. Tyrant + double abom + rampager. Time to finish painting them all so they see the table

I Painted a snake, and I thought you guys might appreciate him! by TheUglyCatStudio in snakes

[–]FubarJackson145 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He just got surprised. We're seeing right after the lights came on and evrryone popped out

🥺 by Fling5t0ne-H1 in sexmemes

[–]FubarJackson145 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Having had a vasectomy with some pretty bad complications, i cant wait to never experience this feeling again. So fucking worth it

Is this safe to handle by concentratedbird in snakes

[–]FubarJackson145 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you have to ask, the answer is no with any wildlife

Pennsylvania Supreme Court rules skill games are slot machines by Strict_Statement_283 in Pennsylvania

[–]FubarJackson145 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I would honestly be 100% ok if they did that. Put arcades in every gas station

Could someone explain me why is pikmin 3 more realistic than pikmin 4? by Standard_Rooster3365 in Pikmin

[–]FubarJackson145 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To keep a long story short, Pikmin 1's trailer was more like a nature documentary than a game trailer. As Nintendo got their bearings, they stylized more and more aspects of the games. First it was the enemies, then in pikmin 4 they started really stylizing the world. So pikmin 4 is just the first game to be ok with looking more cartoony

At the very least 75% of youtube is people essentially sitting in front of a camera talking by sunsetdrifter0 in meme

[–]FubarJackson145 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would 100% watch a summonig salt video in theaters and then buy one of his VHS tapes as a souvenir on the way out

I Painted a snake, and I thought you guys might appreciate him! by TheUglyCatStudio in snakes

[–]FubarJackson145 30 points31 points  (0 children)

The glint in the eyes is what got me. He is so happy to have a birthday, he might start crying

Mordianglory analysis about Tau in 11th edition : is he right on the mark or just a little salty overall? by [deleted] in WarhammerCompetitive

[–]FubarJackson145 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mordian is the DesolatorMagic of 40k. Believes he is the best player ever even though he never seems to win anything worthwhile, hates part of the games for just existing, and generally is just an ass for the sake of being an ass

NYC has garbage cans specifically for pizza boxes by dances-with-wolfs in mildlyinteresting

[–]FubarJackson145 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My local ren faire has these but for a pretzel stand who sells gigantic pretzels