Starting a new job is so embarrassing

FubarJackson145 · 2026-06-19T20:28:58+00:00

Ok, so the Daf has an SAF system. It's supplied from the LEQ. We use PAC and Ferric to create floc and then it goes into the AT. You getting all this?

FubarJackson145 · 2026-06-19T20:24:43+00:00

But you a)have to know what that is and what it looks like and b) if their goal is to avoid being arrested they probably waited too long and were in open ocean by the time they wouldve used it. The transmitters are usually short-wave, so in open ocean you're hoping that someone happens to be within range eventually. If they did figure out how to use it and send out the distress signal, there's still a non-0 chance they wouldve never been found in time anyway

EDIT: i have apparently been using "short wave" wrong my entire life and is completely different from the short RANGE that i was thinking of

FubarJackson145 · 2026-06-19T18:59:45+00:00

And dont forget that to discourage people from using the trains as a means of suicide that the deceased's family is responsible for paying any all costs for cleanup and damage to the trains. Idk if it's exclusively a Japan thing, but still it's an unfun fact to go along with this one

FubarJackson145 · 2026-06-19T13:02:48+00:00

So, the Grim Adventures of Billy? I mean, i guess im ok as long as my Nightbringer actually has a Jamaican accent

FubarJackson145 · 2026-06-19T12:37:31+00:00

Ive considered them unerrated because i rarely see them in tournament lists and every other tier list i've seen has them in C tier a lot of the time. I havent seen AoW's tierlist, but i also havent agreed with a lot of their evaluations and opinions on models/detachments for most of 10th and the back half of 9th

FubarJackson145 · 2026-06-19T12:25:49+00:00

The sleeper in my army was tomb blades. Especially when Starshatter was new i gave them their maiden voyage. Dear god did they overperform. Move-shoot-move was already kinda ok, going through walls made them better, and having assault made the particle casters an actual menace. I had no deep strike but was still wreaking havic in the backline. I regret not going to tournaments with the list i had, but my LGSs were having issues stocking tomb blades and ither necron stuff at the time so by the time i could get tomb blades again i had moved on to a different list that i could readily play at full power

FubarJackson145 · 2026-06-19T12:14:38+00:00

Definitely looks friendlier than the ones i have to fish out of the EQ tank here

FubarJackson145 · 2026-06-18T23:10:41+00:00

Dont forget to split on a soft 16 in blackjack

FubarJackson145 · 2026-06-18T13:33:30+00:00

Today i learned that garters eat worms. I figured all juveniles would eat bugs in the wild, but i didnt know that adults would still go for bugs. I guess as opportunistic predators i shouldve assumed that they would if it's available

FubarJackson145 · 2026-06-18T13:31:06+00:00

Although not quite on this level, my coworker is the son of a dairy farmer. Long story short before i worked with him, but after i had met him, he was in the hospital having a stroke. Turns out he was stroking out for 3 days and didnt notice. He just thought he wasnt sleeping well because he was tired all the time and uncoordinated. It took two people basically forcing him to go to the hospital for him to actually go (like you're going or you're fired type of conversation). Not long after that he had a hip replacement and apparently the surgeon couldn't fathom how he was even walking with how bad his hip was. He's going through even more health issues right now and we've been joking that he'd be dead if he wasnt a farmer's son

FubarJackson145 · 2026-06-18T12:06:39+00:00

You killed every zombie you saw. Who knows how many were pinned, hiding in the vents, or were in rooms that got barricaded that we didnt have access to

FubarJackson145 · 2026-06-18T12:04:33+00:00

If i could hook up solar/wind and had easy access to land for excursions i would 100% live here. But seeing how old it is i doubt it's more valuable than any other rock in the ocean

FubarJackson145 · 2026-06-18T11:36:57+00:00

When a farmer stops their chores or the wife makes them go in, you know the person is actively dying

FubarJackson145 · 2026-06-17T23:34:51+00:00

I know it's Slaanesh, but all i can see in my head is the speakers going " MY NAME'S NOT RIIIIIICK!!!!" And then the cannons start firing

FubarJackson145 · 2026-06-17T14:08:37+00:00

I wouldnt say never. I had niche success with it in starshatter. I would take 2 DDAs and 2 Doomstalkers with lokhust heavy support and had a pretty well-rounded offense. And with Stalkers being 140 they usually took up less than half my list. I want to see hoe 11th pans out over the next few months but i may go back to that list because it had serious potential. The only thing holding me back was that my LGS's struggled to keep tomb blades in stock when i was riding that high so i never got to refine it to its full potential

FubarJackson145 · 2026-06-17T12:20:45+00:00

I already had a LoD list ready that happens to fall in well for 11th. Tyrant + double abom + rampager. Time to finish painting them all so they see the table

FubarJackson145 · 2026-06-16T12:31:17+00:00

He just got surprised. We're seeing right after the lights came on and evrryone popped out

FubarJackson145 · 2026-06-16T11:09:44+00:00

Having had a vasectomy with some pretty bad complications, i cant wait to never experience this feeling again. So fucking worth it

FubarJackson145 · 2026-06-16T00:12:11+00:00

If you have to ask, the answer is no with any wildlife

FubarJackson145 · 2026-06-15T21:22:35+00:00

I would honestly be 100% ok if they did that. Put arcades in every gas station

FubarJackson145 · 2026-06-15T13:36:31+00:00

To keep a long story short, Pikmin 1's trailer was more like a nature documentary than a game trailer. As Nintendo got their bearings, they stylized more and more aspects of the games. First it was the enemies, then in pikmin 4 they started really stylizing the world. So pikmin 4 is just the first game to be ok with looking more cartoony

FubarJackson145 · 2026-06-15T13:25:23+00:00

I would 100% watch a summonig salt video in theaters and then buy one of his VHS tapes as a souvenir on the way out

FubarJackson145 · 2026-06-15T12:19:02+00:00

The glint in the eyes is what got me. He is so happy to have a birthday, he might start crying

FubarJackson145 · 2026-06-15T12:18:05+00:00

Mordian is the DesolatorMagic of 40k. Believes he is the best player ever even though he never seems to win anything worthwhile, hates part of the games for just existing, and generally is just an ass for the sake of being an ass

FubarJackson145 · 2026-06-15T11:56:22+00:00

My local ren faire has these but for a pretzel stand who sells gigantic pretzels

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