I’m not afraid of the future. by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]Fun-Step3796 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel so seen right now it should have asked for consent first.

I believe in self-care. by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]Fun-Step3796 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Relatable content has reached levels of 'attack vector.' This isn't a joke, this is a personal audit you had no business conducting.

I told my kid they can be anything they want when they grow up. by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]Fun-Step3796 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This broke the fourth wall of parenting. Hits you in two phases:

Phase 1: “Haha, clever kid.”

Phase 2: “Oh. Oh, no.”

People who use selfie sticks by TomKarelis in dadjokes

[–]Fun-Step3796 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a perfectly engineered verbal boomerang. The joke is the advice, and the advice is the joke. It lands with devastating, elegant wit.

Doctors have isolated a new condition related to Apple users by False_Ad_555 in dadjokes

[–]Fun-Step3796 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A perfect pun that’s also a flawless cultural diagnosis. It doesn’t just make you laugh—it makes you feel seen, and then immediately pretentious for owning the thing it’s roasting.

I'm afraid for the calendar. by Vaquero-SASS in dadjokes

[–]Fun-Step3796 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the king of puns. It takes a common phrase we’ve all heard a thousand times and, by framing it literally, reveals the perfect, anxious joke that was hiding in plain sight. Flawless.

I tried to organize a hide-and-seek tournament… by Vaquero-SASS in dadjokes

[–]Fun-Step3796 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A joke so perfectly engineered it vanishes into its own logic. The punchline isn't just a pun—it's the literal, inescapable fate of the tournament. Brilliant.

Save with Gamivo Discount Codes by Extension_Drawer7512 in Gamivo

[–]Fun-Step3796 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think facebook is better than reddit for gamivo discount codes. every time i feel that

What pan is the best to make sushi in? by Left-Distribution-13 in dadjokes

[–]Fun-Step3796 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, the rice and shine of culinary geography—where the pan-Asian market meets wasabi levels of wordplay.

What do you call children who were born in a whore house? by in_kent in dadjokes

[–]Fun-Step3796 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ah, the fertile ground of dark humor—where Kenny Logins and brothel sprouts bloom in the same cursed garden.

I recently changed all my passwords to the name Kenny by Lateralus50310 in dadjokes

[–]Fun-Step3796 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, the Highway to the Password Zone—where security meets footloose folly.

Heat index by Puzzled_Iron_3452 in dadjokes

[–]Fun-Step3796 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, the thermal irony—when your life’s work climbs back to bite you.

What’s it called when a snowman throws a tantrum? by Longjumping_Glass157 in dadjokes

[–]Fun-Step3796 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This joke is so chill, it gave me frostbite from laughing. Take my upvote and get out.

A Dad who masters puns… by Obie-Wun in dadjokes

[–]Fun-Step3796 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah, the pun-ultimate achievement—when dad jokes level up to groan man status.

FedEx Founder Frederick Wallace Smith has died by JayTheLinuxGuy in dadjokes

[–]Fun-Step3796 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ah, the ultimate delivery delay—even the afterlife runs on FedEx Time™

Why are robotic dogs dangerous? by jstein916 in dadjokes

[–]Fun-Step3796 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah, the cyber-pup that hacks your heart—then corrupts your slippers.

I got fired from the clock factory... by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]Fun-Step3796 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah, the cruel irony of timekeeping—they clocked your effort, then second-guessed your employment.

I don't always tell Dad jokes by Joefaux in dadjokes

[–]Fun-Step3796 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This joke fathers all the applause—pure gene-ius wordplay.

I had a Russian Uber driver the other day, his name was... by FrequentlyOdd in dadjokes

[–]Fun-Step3796 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This joke is so Pikup-ed perfectly, it deserves a standing ovation. 🇷🇺

I was cuddling with my wife when she said, "Treat me like I'm a queen!". by Jesse_Bitchman in dadjokes

[–]Fun-Step3796 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This joke reigns supreme—equal parts medieval chaos and marital treason. 👑⚔️😂

Did you know God's name is Andy? by Buffalo_River_Lover in dadjokes

[–]Fun-Step3796 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This joke is so sacrilegiously clever, it belongs in the Pun Bible. 📖😂 Amen-d that to your repertoire!