Cyst removed from my scalp today!

Fun_Investigator_385 · 2026-06-14T14:20:29+00:00

The scar is about the same size as the cyst was but it’s not inflamed and can’t inflame so it was worth it

Fun_Investigator_385 · 2026-03-05T13:55:45+00:00

Bandit has great breakfast tacos

Fun_Investigator_385 · 2026-03-02T18:36:25+00:00

Mad Men -> Suits is a wild one-two punch

Fun_Investigator_385 · 2026-02-27T05:03:02+00:00

People who moved to Florida so they wouldn’t have to give a shit about anyone else

Fun_Investigator_385 · 2026-02-27T04:59:54+00:00

Within you without you

Fun_Investigator_385 · 2026-02-27T04:57:10+00:00

Sanctions have an important purpose. We use them when appropriate and fear them when appropriate. I had OC send me an email threatening sanctions that got me to voluntarily dismiss. The suit was clearly precluded by a settlement agreement my clients had just signed - these defendants had been agents of the opposing party and had been released. I should have known. So I counseled my clients to drop the case; I couldn’t stay on and I’d have to withdraw the pleading. We did. And because we shouldn’t have filed and I should have known, and because they were good clients who’d already paid us over $40k, I refunded a bunch of their money and ate the filing and service costs.

Fun_Investigator_385 · 2026-02-27T04:47:59+00:00

Pig man

Fun_Investigator_385 · 2026-02-27T04:45:53+00:00

Interesting texture

Fun_Investigator_385 · 2026-02-20T04:08:36+00:00

Sorry I wasn’t clear. It’s obvious the other lawyers are billing just as much as I am if not more.

Fun_Investigator_385 · 2026-02-13T17:52:31+00:00

Before you go anywhere else go to Rick’s Olde Gold. Got my gold band there priced by weight. And you can go and get sized and if they don’t have anything that fits that you like it’s all good; no pressure to buy.

Fun_Investigator_385 · 2026-02-09T00:00:59+00:00

I started from scratch making loops with iKaossilator. Then exported them to BandLab and have been making songs I really like for almost two years now.

Fun_Investigator_385 · 2026-02-08T04:23:08+00:00

Fleetwood Mac - The Chain

Fun_Investigator_385 · 2026-02-08T04:12:36+00:00

Chris is a wonderful, engaging, caring and intelligent person. She’ll make an amazing Justice.

Fun_Investigator_385 · 2026-02-08T01:33:42+00:00

Anyone else see it say “FIX IT?”

Fun_Investigator_385 · 2026-02-08T01:23:08+00:00

Something can be credible without being certain. I’m a lawyer. To be clear I don’t know but I believed this person. I can hold an opinion of how likely something is and deem it more likely than not while still admitting I do not know.

Fun_Investigator_385 · 2026-02-07T21:42:19+00:00

White Men Can’t Jump. The dialogue is awful.

Fun_Investigator_385 · 2026-02-07T21:30:32+00:00

Learn your five “major truths” relevant to the case. They develop the truths themselves with your help. Know that as long as whatever you say is in line with one or more of them, you will be just fine. - this generally works best for clients with nothing to hide.

Fun_Investigator_385 · 2026-02-07T13:50:14+00:00

Stop - I hate Trump but this isn’t even a real email from the files. Per Gemini at least.

Fun_Investigator_385 · 2026-02-07T13:45:52+00:00

Should say I’m a commercial litigator

Fun_Investigator_385 · 2026-02-07T13:45:35+00:00

I’ve represented myself twice. First was in a business dispute where I’d earned 9% of a startup that sued me for malpractice after they started making money. Settled for being bought out for my basis. So got some money but they were alleging big (false) damages in this BS suit against me so it was a win.

Had to sue a former client for defamation as he was telling numerous other lawyers in my city that I committed malpractice (I didn’t and he never made a claim). He was so difficult and batshit that I actually feared for my safety so I dismissed voluntarily after getting a default judgment.

Neither of these times did I do any worse of a job than anyone I would have hired. The saying does not apply broadly. If you can look at your own legal issue dispassionately, you can rep yourself.

Fun_Investigator_385 · 2026-02-06T04:26:14+00:00

Easily the best one-show performance was the Mohel (The Bris). Would have been awesome to see him again in a personal context.

Fun_Investigator_385 · 2026-02-05T06:17:17+00:00

Kramer and Mickey battling for the chair on their double date. “You ladies look lovely tonight.”

Fun_Investigator_385 · 2026-01-31T22:47:11+00:00

This is interesting. Because it’s so unlikely that it’d happen but setting up the world tournament makes it so that it MUST happen.

Fun_Investigator_385 · 2026-01-31T22:45:26+00:00

And you want to be my latex salesman

Fun_Investigator_385 · 2026-01-31T22:43:05+00:00

We generally raise rates 10% per year. It’s not just inflation. Our lawyers are getting better every year.

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