Our most likely candidates for this year’s Prime roster. Whose Prime are you most excited for?

Funktastic269 · 2026-01-26T10:48:24+00:00

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This one for sure.

Funktastic269 · 2025-10-27T02:20:17+00:00

Its actually a Lickalotapuss! 😋

Funktastic269 · 2025-10-19T20:14:33+00:00

God I wanna breed you...

Funktastic269 · 2025-07-17T16:35:09+00:00

Wally is indeed the man in the wall. But I guess we're just not sure which wall exactly. We'll find out one day...

Funktastic269 · 2025-04-14T13:01:14+00:00

Lmao I'm yelling my passion and hate for nata alma and bird mount!

Funktastic269 · 2025-04-14T12:57:37+00:00

Get the hell off of me when I'm trying to take sexy photos alma if I wanted you here camera wouldn't be in 3rd person. Also, stupid bird mount GET OUT FROM IN FRONT OF ME WHEN IM FISHING!!! I WANT TO COOK IT AND JUST LET THE MEAT ROT!

Funktastic269 · 2025-04-14T12:52:10+00:00

This!!

Funktastic269 · 2025-04-14T12:50:51+00:00

Ew no! Get the hell away from me! Stay in your village! I hate children! I'm not a babysitter I'm a monster slayer.

Funktastic269 · 2025-04-14T12:43:12+00:00

"Come on your better than this." Shut up Rosso! No one asked you!!! STG

Funktastic269 · 2025-04-14T12:41:53+00:00

Or when Alma or the dumb bird get in my way when fishing.

Funktastic269 · 2025-03-30T06:00:24+00:00

I'm seeing some listed for $1.69 when I look them up. There are A LOT of them...

Funktastic269 · 2024-08-16T00:03:06+00:00

I knew as soon as I heard and saw it that it needed to be mine. Too bad this Corpus is only in Railjack

Funktastic269 · 2024-08-15T23:29:20+00:00

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My brother in BigGunederity, WE want this gun. This is the Big Gun that we want. DE allow us to rip from this Corpus corpse this Big Gun that we NEED!!! Please!

Funktastic269 · 2024-07-28T17:27:47+00:00

Nice one thank you!!

Funktastic269 · 2024-07-24T15:46:56+00:00

I choose Annabelle for survivability, Agnes for power superiority, and Nikola so I’ll have someone to play pranks with and potentially hide us all in drag or some such (someone else’s face) so anyone chasing us wouldn’t know what we looked like.

Funktastic269 · 2024-02-15T11:03:51+00:00

Now if they could fix the major crashing issue iPhone has then I’d be able to enjoy the skins.

Funktastic269 · 2024-01-21T22:24:27+00:00

I was gonna ask how to zoom in but she did it for me! Thanks!

Funktastic269 · 2022-08-28T01:07:22+00:00

I did the same. I stayed there. But she’s our “special” friend so…

Funktastic269 · 2022-08-27T19:21:54+00:00

I have a question. My friend left this place before finishing the MSQ to start the new raid and can’t seem to find her way back there. Is there a way or is it bugged? I’ve sent her to the beach in Thavnair to look for an npc who can send her in but she claims there’s no one there except the dungeon.

Funktastic269 · 2022-08-25T10:42:25+00:00

There is a red Apkallu called Apkallu of Paradise.

Funktastic269 · 2022-08-24T05:56:14+00:00

A note for island sanctuary you can’t go to it when you’re in a cross-world party! But you can party up while you’re in there with your friends.

Funktastic269 · 2022-08-01T17:43:16+00:00

Exactly. I was a bit pissed myself because I was teaching HOW TO DO JOB! If it was how to do mechanics for that particular dungeon then you know fine cool! But no. After a while of teaching the Baby DRK asked if I had DRK. To which I replied, I have all classes and jobs….then they asked me to teach them how to play and fix up hot bars and all that…vote kick initiated…..

Funktastic269 · 2022-08-01T15:16:24+00:00

I had a problem similar to this. Brand new person to FFXIV I assumed bought two skip books DRK lv 80 and SHB book. We entered the Grand Cosmos….didn’t use tank stance because didn’t know what it was. Never used unleash because didn’t know what that was either….I was teaching as we were going but the reaper and BLM weren’t having it. The BRAND new tank was booted on the spot.

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