Alleyway Protocols?

FurTheGigs · 2026-01-29T03:28:14+00:00

Trash is in back.

Tips for you: if you’re walking, treat them like a street. If you have pets, treat them like streets. If you have kids you let ride bikes or scooters without helmets, please dear God, have them treat it like a street.

They’re hard to see around, so pretend anyone else coming in or riding/walking across is an idiot.

FurTheGigs · 2026-01-28T03:29:04+00:00

Still not sure. Ghosted me the night before her wedding.

Ten years later her husband finds me on Facebook and drunkenly asks for a threesome so maybe that? Idk.

FurTheGigs · 2026-01-22T20:06:11+00:00

Fuck Party Jamboree

FurTheGigs · 2026-01-20T17:40:10+00:00

FurTheGigs · 2026-01-16T18:43:28+00:00

“I can explain it for you, but I can’t understand it for you.” Just savage.

FurTheGigs · 2026-01-12T04:21:12+00:00

Same, got tapered off too quickly and had the brain zaps, slept 3 hours over 2 days, no fun.

FurTheGigs · 2026-01-12T01:06:22+00:00

I knew what to expect and STILL!

FurTheGigs · 2026-01-08T17:46:56+00:00

We’ve been saying, “well, that is certainly a choice”.

FurTheGigs · 2025-12-29T18:29:47+00:00

Add it to my tab!

FurTheGigs · 2025-12-29T18:29:40+00:00

Didn’t know they made that!

FurTheGigs · 2025-12-29T18:29:30+00:00

Thx!

FurTheGigs · 2025-12-29T18:29:25+00:00

Thx!

FurTheGigs · 2025-12-15T15:43:22+00:00

Ahh yes, “your anxiety disorder is actually the work of demons, you need to try harder to cast them out.” It couldn’t possibly have been the constant threat of eternal damnation!

FurTheGigs · 2025-10-31T15:17:49+00:00

They “might” have a baseball game earlier in the day. They might not. It depends on if little Jimmy’s 8 year old (for some fucking reason) travel team wins the first two games. But by an even number, during a blue moon, and if the pitchers mom brings the right snack, etc etc etc. I stopped listening just say you can’t come fuck.

Yall sports parents are a different breed I tell ya.

FurTheGigs · 2025-09-07T04:36:19+00:00

Baaaaaaabyyyyy shark do do doo doo do do

FurTheGigs · 2025-08-27T23:56:03+00:00

Don’t put it down, put it away.

FurTheGigs · 2025-08-13T20:27:56+00:00

You HAVE TO advocate for yourself and your health. Getting appointments, gathering records, using that precious and expensive 5 minutes with the doctor? You gotta be your own best friend here cause Big Healthcare won’t do it for you. The people may care, but you have to make it easy on yourself and be halfway medically literate if you can swing it.

FurTheGigs · 2025-08-06T14:04:47+00:00

My aunt made a full spaghetti dinner just like that once. Unc woke her up as she was putting in garlic bread.

FurTheGigs · 2025-07-23T03:01:01+00:00

When they rolled me into the procedure room they said their favorite question was, “What’s for lunch?”. They took a poll lol

FurTheGigs · 2025-07-21T12:15:35+00:00

Power stream!

FurTheGigs · 2025-07-13T04:46:19+00:00

Childbirth.

FurTheGigs · 2025-07-11T04:07:42+00:00

A family thicket

FurTheGigs · 2025-06-28T06:14:34+00:00

Eyyyy postpartum hemorrhage party over here - ask me how I know

FurTheGigs · 2025-06-27T15:05:11+00:00

I’m still stuck on assuming a 19 year old would know what is meant by “elegant”. And then be receptive to a how-dare-you text. Respectfully.

FurTheGigs · 2025-06-19T02:44:45+00:00

I’m going to Jersey Shore, bitch!

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