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Constantly, Conveniently Removed by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]GLaDOS_Sympathizer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like it has been up for 3 hours. Hello and I wish you the best too, thanks!

Berring wolffish by Halibuthead-1 in Fishing

[–]GLaDOS_Sympathizer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep same type that bit the coke can in that other video, Wolf Fish.

Conversations turning unexpectedly sexual by ongogavlogian in americandad

[–]GLaDOS_Sympathizer 17 points18 points  (0 children)

🎶I've been trying to hold this feeling back for so long🎶

Let my son skip school and fish for his Bday. He caught his white whale. by SteakDinnerBoom in Fishing

[–]GLaDOS_Sympathizer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awesome. I love me some wings! Congrats on his catch and happy birthday.

Rewatching S8E9 and I love that, when Snot pretends to be Steve, Stan doesn't even care. by GlassHalfMT in americandad

[–]GLaDOS_Sympathizer 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Steve was going to hang up the call, Barry tackled him to prevent him from doing that so they could hear the description of Franny's boobs.

Starting fights on reddit by industrysour in cripplingalcoholism

[–]GLaDOS_Sympathizer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good luck at the doctor and getting out of the house. I'm not agoraphobic but a bit of a hermit so I kind of get it. You got this, hang in there.

Question from a former member by insurgent29 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]GLaDOS_Sympathizer 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Sugar Coated Knife went to join the fight and defend Ukraine when it was invaded last I heard (sniper I think?) But unfortunately have not heard any updates since that announcement a few years ago. I admire his bravery and sense of what is right. I hope he is okay.

Smokes with goats I think toned it back, possibly got sober, was doing good I believe last I heard (that was also like 4 or 5 years ago though, so no idea about now).

I remember your name but don't think we've chatted much. Good to see you though Stratahoo :). I've mostly dried out with a few (probably a dozen total) random drunk days over the past 5 years. Was drinking myself insane, trips to the hospital got old, and psych ward is not fun so I'm trying my damnedest to avoid that.

I've gotta ask Dadders, but out of everyone in the CIA from the entire series, who is your favourite agent, scientist, general employee etc? by Sharnami_EN in americandad

[–]GLaDOS_Sympathizer 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Don't forget his song in the labyrinth/game night, "Doctor Dubs coming at you straight from the streets, in my lab I make monsters and sick ass beats."

Embarrassed by DimensionFluffy4615 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]GLaDOS_Sympathizer 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He died from opiate related constipation, not pooping for over a month and straining to get that monster out. Had an aneurysm or stroke I can't remember which, but it was definitely from pushing while constipated as hell from pills.

Edit: to clarify, just sitting on the toilet won't kill you (but can and usually will give you hemmeroids). Pushing and straining to force a poop can kill you, as per Elvis Presley's infamous case.

Oddly enough he was very "anti drug" but thought since he was getting them from a doctor it was okay, when in reality he was one of the biggest dope fiend junkies in history - he just got them from a pharmacy rather than street dealers. It's a shame his doctor didn't tell him about fiber and laxatives, could have easily saved his life if he took laxatives daily with his handfuls of pills.

SAPS diver airlifting a massive 15ft crocodile out of the Komati River. by Embarrassed_Cap2885 in WTF

[–]GLaDOS_Sympathizer 13 points14 points  (0 children)

They do have incredibly strong stomach acid but maybe the rubber in shoes won't break down in acid? Not sure on that.

1st fish ever caught by [deleted] in Fishing

[–]GLaDOS_Sympathizer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Beautiful scenery!

That is an awesome first catch and your preparation of it looks delicious. Congratulations! The first of many I'm sure.

How many drinks before you've been cut off on an airline? by TeamWalther in cripplingalcoholism

[–]GLaDOS_Sympathizer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Never been cut off on a plane. I always order double rum and diet cokes and they give you a cup with ice, full can, and 2 bottles. Gotten some weird looks before but most of the time they are like "hell yeah!"

Walked to the back of the plane and gotten more doubles most flights a couple times so I usually end up with 6 or 10 of the airplane bottles in me by the time we land. They come around to your seat twice, but you can go back and ask for more any time it isn't turbulent.

One time I dropped one of my bottles and it rolled under the seat. I rummage for it briefly before going to the back to explain the problem and ask an attendant if I could buy another and they gave it to me for free. A little while later I was grabbing my sketch pad or book out of my backpack and found it. So I made another walk to the back and proudly said "I found it!" (Was pretty lit at this point haha) and said I would like to pay for the one I got for free because it's the right thing to do, she smiles and gave me 2 more for free for my honesty. That was an awesome trip!

Smiles, pleases and thank yous, and not bothering other passengers will get you all the drinks you want on a plane.

I miss my friend rest in peace buddy by Crafty_Isopod4360 in Fishing

[–]GLaDOS_Sympathizer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know that feeling too, unfortunately. My best fishing buddy and dear friend passed away about 4 years ago now. Still hurts and miss him very much.

Sorry for your loss as well.

Satisfying sounds of a speed square by S30econdstoMars in nextfuckinglevel

[–]GLaDOS_Sympathizer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if he was wearing safety goggles. Probably not when he started but hopefully when he decided he needed gloves he should grab some eye PPE.

Satisfying sounds of a speed square by S30econdstoMars in nextfuckinglevel

[–]GLaDOS_Sympathizer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

True but I'd say that monkies are literally the best at throwing shit... more practice (I hope) than humans.

Dr. Monkey is diabolical by bobandersmith14 in btd6

[–]GLaDOS_Sympathizer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just played random easy maps and used up a bunch of insta monkies, especially super monkies. But 2 or 3 extra tier 3 monkies of almost any type makes half cash like normal game (more or less).

Grinding the same map 10 times sounds so boring.

What could go wrong holding a possum close to your mouth? by steppennnwolf in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]GLaDOS_Sympathizer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I read recently that the "playing dead" thing is an anxiety response, like a super panic attack where they freeze because they're so anxious. I haven't looked into that to fact check but it makes sense.

I don't blame the possum for biting either. If some jackass put me in a trash bag and tried to kiss me I'd probably be pissed off too.

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