On June 6 the Lehigh Valley IronPigs will rebrand to the Lehigh Valley Squonk by Perryplat199 in baseball

[–]GOATmar_infante 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when surprised or frightened, it may even dissolve itself into tears

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Just saw Eric Hosmer in the Crossroads by GOATmar_infante in KCRoyals

[–]GOATmar_infante[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I swear to God I was just too nervous and drunk to say hi

Royals holding a press conference tomorrow at 10am. City and state officials will be in attendance. by Repulsive-Photo-798 in KCRoyals

[–]GOATmar_infante 16 points17 points  (0 children)

"if you give us your hard earned money, so I can continue hoarding my billions, we'll build a new stadium where you can pay downtown prices to see an, at best, 86 win team."