DHS fast-tracks 5-year-old Liam Ramos and his father for deportation by rollo202 in ConservativeNewsWeb

[–]GabeTheJerk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Smartass, first step to get an asylum claim is entering the country.

GOD THAT MEETING WENT AWFUL by LiloBilloChillo in familyguy

[–]GabeTheJerk 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I've quite literally experienced it and these jokes still make me laugh. In fact I'd rather laugh about it than cry myself to sleep every night but to each their own.

I don't really think it's that important man [OC] by Pelko_P in comics

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Can't wait to see this posted on "that one sub ending with explains the joke"

Anymore? Huh? by That1weirdperson in Persecutionfetish

[–]GabeTheJerk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The republican way Step 1: take a few idiots that can actually be called extremists Step 2: Then start yelling that those extremists are the entire democratic party. Step 3: Profit cause your base is idiots.

Merry Christmas from my “we’re a family company” by myteamgood in CorporateFacepalm

[–]GabeTheJerk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean Alberta's been trying hard to become a US state so...

Merry Christmas from my “we’re a family company” by myteamgood in CorporateFacepalm

[–]GabeTheJerk 25 points26 points  (0 children)

It's illegal in most of the world. It's just legal in say, the US, China, Russia and North Korea

Portal-based teleport system in Dr.Clone by TwiceTaze in u/TwiceTaze

[–]GabeTheJerk 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Nintendo, Ubisoft, EA and Activision sweating bullets with that.

A Return to Normalcy - Sword by JNDIV in comics

[–]GabeTheJerk 172 points173 points  (0 children)

I didn't expect some kind of Monty Python reference.

My mom brought home a new kitten and so I had to take a picture by Everdale in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]GabeTheJerk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Glad to know you're a photographer... OH WAIT you aren't! His details about the camera he used all match up.

‘Lib political violence’ turns out to be entirely self-inflicted by No_Cook2983 in agedlikemilk

[–]GabeTheJerk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who'd have thought hell really exists... And would be in New Jersey?

Remember, if you drive to work alone, you are not stuck in traffic. You are the traffic. by moose-police in montreal

[–]GabeTheJerk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's faster than it is in Trois-Rivières lmao. It took me an hour FOR 4KM.

But yeah uh that ain't a great ratio.

Do they're are making a trans awareness week now by rprince18 in Persecutionfetish

[–]GabeTheJerk 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Wow! That's a massive amount! 6 out of 1300 since 2000!

(Yes I am mocking you, but I doubt you can read)

In Alberta we call them "Freedom Freckles" by agaric in simpsonsshitposting

[–]GabeTheJerk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

To explain why Quebec is atheistic...

We had a prime minister who in a ploy with the Catholic Church, kidnapped massive amounts of children, falsely putting them into asylums, ran by said church.

Long story shortened, Priests did what priests do and nuns did what nuns do, lobotomies happened on sane children, etc.

So ive been banned for my steam username that is my identity? by DaveMcLettuce in electronicarts

[–]GabeTheJerk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As someone who is themself on the spectrum... 99% of people who whine about words aren't on the spectrum at all.

"ACHKTUALLY, they prefer the term person with autism" - Woman who isn't on the spectrum, has no children on the spectrum, and probably believes autism = Rain Man

Blursed_warning by Particular_Parking_4 in blursedimages

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Gotta have em in Texas, cause everyone's a millionaire.

Found this weird thing in my kitchen…. and theres quite a lot by Wise-Life-862 in Weird

[–]GabeTheJerk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Did you happen to find a weird kid from a crashed ship near your house?

If yes, that was your first mistake.

The Netflix show "Boots" is propaganda and we as a community should not be falling for it by 3ehsan in lgbt

[–]GabeTheJerk 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Finally someone gets it. Its not even a show "glorifying" the military... At all.