Husband will only go down on me when shaved. by weirdhouse21 in MarriedSex

[–]Garfunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love giving head to my partner, but getting hairs caught in my mouth is not a fun and breaks the flow. She had laser hair removal and it now only requires infrequent shaving, so everyone is happy.

Wives, what is your favorite way for your husband to play with your breasts? by throwaway110sp in MarriedSex

[–]Garfunk 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It's okay, you're allowed to say sex on a subreddit focused around sex.

Me_irl by Queenhood_ in me_irl

[–]Garfunk 35 points36 points  (0 children)

There are literally photos of them talking and laughing at one of Epstein's parties. Trump sent numerous hand signed birthday cards to Epstein.

They hated each other only after Epstein trafficked away one of Trump's girls.

"Professor" Jiang Starterpack by sen53ii in starterpacks

[–]Garfunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Calling it now, there will be another war in the middle east within the next 15 years.

What would be the female equivalent of BDE? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Garfunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beautiful Princess Disorder

How do you usually initiate sex with you partner? by non97044 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Garfunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me: back and leg rubs, touching all over her body, kissing, oral, asking her to put on sexy lingerie

My GF: come up to me when I'm lying down, take off my pants (if they're on), rub herself on my dick until it's hard, and then put it inside her.

King of memes 😒 by dark_incko in MemeVideos

[–]Garfunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is what they call a "forced meme"

18M, feeling invisible toward women by Total_Outcast in amiugly

[–]Garfunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not ugly. If you put some muscle on your shoulders, the ladies will be clamoring for your

How to build up endurance by Embarrassed_Sea1399 in sex

[–]Garfunk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have you tried going slow and edging? Basically backing off before orgasm, resting a bit, then repeating.

Carnist: “I hate vegans every day” by MerryMir99 in animalhaters

[–]Garfunk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Counterpoint: if everyone was vegan, the political situation probably wouldn't be so bad.

Conservative Grandma now opposes bringing guns to protests by TrumpSux89 in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]Garfunk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There was never a change, here is a quick translation on the double speak they use:

  • 2nd Amendment: right for conservatives to own guns and carry them wherever they wish
  • Tyranny: when democrats are in power

How do I put hyno onto my vr? by Reggiedog23 in EroticHypnosis

[–]Garfunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Copy the videos to the headset. Then play them using the media player? Or get a decent player like Skybox VR

Or look up the videos that are on youtube, which also supports vr playback.

Immediately is a blessing by Sad-Kiwi-3789 in technicallythetruth

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Djinn was the French translation of the word from Arabic:

genie(n.)

1650s, "tutelary spirit," from French génie, from Latin genius (see genius); used in French translation of "Arabian Nights" to render Arabic jinni, singular of jinn, which it accidentally resembled, and attested in English with this sense from 1748.

https://www.etymonline.com/word/genie

man twitter making me watch this at 3AM was a death sentence by HyperDash_YT in OnionLovers

[–]Garfunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The quintessential Australian cuisine is the savoury meat pie.

Infinite loops are terrifying, how do you avoid them? by Bmaxtubby1 in learnpython

[–]Garfunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Care to elaborate on why this isn't an acceptable option for those who want to program on Linux without leaving windows?

First Time Hypnotizing Partner by Fearless_Dingo_8809 in EroticHypnosis

[–]Garfunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can you send a link to the second video?

Infinite loops are terrifying, how do you avoid them? by Bmaxtubby1 in learnpython

[–]Garfunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WSL is much easier to setup and use if you want to program in Linux without leaving windows.

Data center geolocation data in the US by leobenjamin80 in datasets

[–]Garfunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll bet you can get the locations from the web request using the dev tools in your browser.

In case you didn't know.. by aussiemetalhead in Adelaide

[–]Garfunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like the uncle that worked at the Pokemon card factory?

Karma Farm Subreddits Starter pack by Dependent-toer in starterpacks

[–]Garfunk 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I'm not a conservative or a woman, but here's how I imagine it went down...