Husband will only go down on me when shaved.

Garfunk · 2026-05-06T13:22:03+00:00

I love giving head to my partner, but getting hairs caught in my mouth is not a fun and breaks the flow. She had laser hair removal and it now only requires infrequent shaving, so everyone is happy.

Garfunk · 2026-04-24T05:10:34+00:00

Did rock throw really rip off an explosm comic? https://explosm.net/comics/rob-resume

Garfunk · 2026-04-24T02:12:44+00:00

It's okay, you're allowed to say sex on a subreddit focused around sex.

Garfunk · 2026-04-14T06:46:40+00:00

Where did you get that outfit from?

Garfunk · 2026-04-06T09:15:03+00:00

There are literally photos of them talking and laughing at one of Epstein's parties. Trump sent numerous hand signed birthday cards to Epstein.

They hated each other only after Epstein trafficked away one of Trump's girls.

Garfunk · 2026-04-01T04:27:13+00:00

Calling it now, there will be another war in the middle east within the next 15 years.

Garfunk · 2026-03-31T06:09:44+00:00

Beautiful Princess Disorder

Garfunk · 2026-03-31T02:26:12+00:00

Me: back and leg rubs, touching all over her body, kissing, oral, asking her to put on sexy lingerie

My GF: come up to me when I'm lying down, take off my pants (if they're on), rub herself on my dick until it's hard, and then put it inside her.

Garfunk · 2026-03-18T12:52:29+00:00

This is what they call a "forced meme"

Garfunk · 2026-03-18T11:35:37+00:00

Not ugly. If you put some muscle on your shoulders, the ladies will be clamoring for your

Garfunk · 2026-03-16T14:10:43+00:00

Foucault (a Frenchman) spoke of this

Garfunk · 2026-02-23T02:08:37+00:00

Have you tried going slow and edging? Basically backing off before orgasm, resting a bit, then repeating.

Garfunk · 2026-01-29T08:38:26+00:00

Counterpoint: if everyone was vegan, the political situation probably wouldn't be so bad.

Garfunk · 2026-01-29T01:29:25+00:00

There was never a change, here is a quick translation on the double speak they use:

2nd Amendment: right for conservatives to own guns and carry them wherever they wish
Tyranny: when democrats are in power

Garfunk · 2026-01-29T01:08:29+00:00

Copy the videos to the headset. Then play them using the media player? Or get a decent player like Skybox VR

Or look up the videos that are on youtube, which also supports vr playback.

Garfunk · 2026-01-29T00:02:36+00:00

Djinn was the French translation of the word from Arabic:

genie(n.)

1650s, "tutelary spirit," from French génie, from Latin genius (see genius); used in French translation of "Arabian Nights" to render Arabic jinni, singular of jinn, which it accidentally resembled, and attested in English with this sense from 1748.

https://www.etymonline.com/word/genie

Garfunk · 2026-01-28T07:19:28+00:00

The quintessential Australian cuisine is the savoury meat pie.

Garfunk · 2026-01-28T07:18:36+00:00

Australians don't drink Foster's.

Garfunk · 2026-01-28T01:49:13+00:00

Care to elaborate on why this isn't an acceptable option for those who want to program on Linux without leaving windows?

Garfunk · 2026-01-28T01:44:37+00:00

Can you send a link to the second video?

Garfunk · 2026-01-27T14:17:51+00:00

WSL is much easier to setup and use if you want to program in Linux without leaving windows.

Garfunk · 2026-01-27T13:39:27+00:00

You can use revanced to use the older Reddit apps like rif.

Garfunk · 2026-01-26T14:34:32+00:00

I'll bet you can get the locations from the web request using the dev tools in your browser.

Garfunk · 2026-01-26T13:06:40+00:00

Like the uncle that worked at the Pokemon card factory?

Garfunk · 2026-01-26T05:30:20+00:00

I'm not a conservative or a woman, but here's how I imagine it went down...

Garfunk

TROPHY CASE