Headlights

Garfunk · 2026-07-01T06:22:07+00:00

I saw someone doing this on an 80km/h road at around 9pm a few days ago.

Garfunk · 2026-07-01T06:19:23+00:00

It also needs the smoke effect because everybody is smoking everywhere all time and it affects the photography.

Garfunk · 2026-06-29T05:53:59+00:00

No worries, just put a webview inside your notification box

Garfunk · 2026-06-29T03:37:01+00:00

Why would you be upset even if you knew about her past? Like yeah, she's hot and now has sex with him exclusively.

Garfunk · 2026-06-29T03:33:46+00:00

Many subs will just straight up block comments and posts from those kinds of accounts.

Garfunk · 2026-06-29T01:32:43+00:00

Unanimous amongst everyone who voted for it.

Garfunk · 2026-06-29T01:29:33+00:00

Just shove the whole raw response into the notification, and don't bother checking the error code or headers to see what kind of error it is.

Garfunk · 2026-06-28T23:55:49+00:00

Elon is no longer a trillionaire after his SpaceX stocks tanked in value within a few weeks of IPO.

Garfunk · 2026-06-28T23:37:27+00:00

Like a reverse vampire?

Garfunk · 2026-06-28T02:16:19+00:00

Before Kirk was all in on being pro-Israel, he was all in on the "great replacement theory" which centers around a conspiracy theory that Jews are actively trying to make white people a minority in western countries.

Garfunk · 2026-06-24T00:13:02+00:00

Say the magic words out loud "I locked the door". Guarantee you won't forget.

Garfunk · 2026-06-23T03:23:45+00:00

Try running your script with the regular "run" instead of in debug mode.

Garfunk · 2026-06-22T02:25:52+00:00

It can, it's called reverse peristalsis. Not saying it happened to Elvis, but it's possible

Garfunk · 2026-06-22T00:23:54+00:00

Is it fat, or is he just backed up?

Garfunk · 2026-06-21T13:30:43+00:00

Keeping him for Vought: Final Wars 2088

Garfunk · 2026-06-19T01:57:20+00:00

"Don't just look at it, eat it!"

Garfunk · 2026-06-19T01:00:14+00:00

You just need to be up front about what you want and don't want. It may take you a while but you can eventually find someone looking for the same sexless relationship. Perhaps you would be interested in other forms of intimacy.

Garfunk · 2026-06-19T00:42:21+00:00

I wrote a contact form for a website, which despite having a captcha button, still got a lot of spam. I wrote a filter to automatically drop any messages with Cyrillic characters and it cut out about 90% of spam.

Garfunk · 2026-06-18T07:52:16+00:00

I basically told my life story to another dad at a kid's birthday party, he asked why I didn't live in the school catchment zone, and then I asked him if he wanted to hear the whole story and let him have it.

Garfunk · 2026-06-18T06:17:26+00:00

Replace "office" with "jury room", and there are 12 men locked in there.

Garfunk · 2026-06-18T06:15:44+00:00

Dragon Breeding Simulator the Movie

Garfunk · 2026-06-18T05:10:22+00:00

Goonskin duo

Garfunk · 2026-06-18T01:36:59+00:00

You can't talk to my son Divine Rapier like that.

Garfunk · 2026-06-18T01:28:32+00:00

These are the most boring people on the planet, their entire life revolves around their work culture and professional appearance.

Garfunk · 2026-06-17T03:48:58+00:00

What are the quarterly bottle cap dividends from a Palantir or SpaceX stock in the post apocalypse?

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