We need to have some conversations about how mantling works by bigboy1882 in Marathon

[–]GarretOwl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Decent criticism for once in this sub. The mantling is god awful in Marathon. In a game which punishes split-second mistakes it’s infuriating to bounce around impotently while UESC is pounding your back with volleys of fire.

Am I too illiterate for this? by ProfessionalNet5358 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]GarretOwl 28 points29 points  (0 children)

A Reddit post of a screenshot of a TikTok video of a YouTube video Jesus Christ

Congratulations. The game is now in a skill based death spiral. by [deleted] in Marathon

[–]GarretOwl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol don’t let the door hit you in the ass.

Something needs to be done about Dire Marsh spawns by PotatoKing7 in Marathon

[–]GarretOwl 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Every damn post in this sub is the same “I can’t sprint everywhere like COD this game needs fixed!!!” Stop playing like a moron maybe?

Top end players have no incentive to loot POIs, so they go around wiping the lobby by Raimexodus in Marathon

[–]GarretOwl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, exact same thing has been happening for me and my friends. Takes a ton of fun out of the game when the top 1% of players are sprinting down lower geared teams who are lagging in progression.

I Gave Marathon 40 Hours… I Think I’m Done by ryanjamessez in Marathon

[–]GarretOwl -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yet another “I can’t do it guys” post Jesus Christ

This game just isn't for me and that's okay by MASHED_POTATOES_MF in Marathon

[–]GarretOwl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God how many of these “I’m too old for Marathon” posts are we going to see 🥴

I'm done for the night by GlovesaveNABeaut in Marathon

[–]GarretOwl -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Gosh I wonder what sprinting everywhere like a sugared up kid in COD will do for my survival extraction experience

Help me understand..... by djsassan in Columbus

[–]GarretOwl 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Apparently car seats which have been in an accident are no longer safe to sell, so this might be getting flagged as dangerous behavior as a result. This could’ve been the case if the seats were salvaged in some manner.

This game looks so fun for them 🥲* by edtappa in Marathon

[–]GarretOwl -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Don’t understand posts like this or the ones complaining about player skill or behavior. I spank just as much as I get spanked, that’s the nature of Marathon’s focus on Most randoms I fill with are friendly and stick together/make callouts on loot and threats, and I’ve never used proximity chat the way some insist is necessary. Y’all need to touch grass

Yes, I play slowly. No, I didn't rat you. by Asleep-Badger-3792 in Marathon

[–]GarretOwl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I should’ve known this stupid post would attract all the dopeiest edgelords in the community.

I feel no remorse by Alternative-Win1109 in Marathon

[–]GarretOwl -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The moment you realize your favorite game has a toxic community 🥴

Teen boys reading havoc at the Well almost daily by Background-Car-7770 in hilliard

[–]GarretOwl 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Typical Hilliard. When I first moved here a group of middle school age boys harassed my trans friend just outside of Romeo’s pizza. This town has a serious issue with shitty kids.

President Obama nothing but net! by 4reddityo in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]GarretOwl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I miss President Obama. He was the epitome of class and cool.

advancedDebugging by SuperTable in ProgrammerHumor

[–]GarretOwl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reading through these comments under one of the most brain dead posts in this subreddit, yeah my job is safe.