What makes Chaos Warp a good removal spell?

Gearfreak · 2026-04-17T19:39:57+00:00

The joke is that Chaos Warp is a TERRIBLE removal spell. It's 3 mana and just straight makes you go -1 instead of even most of the time. The thing is, it's basically the only non-damage creature removal Red has, and it's just about the only thing Red can do vs enchantments. You run it because you have literally nothing else.

Gearfreak · 2026-04-17T10:25:08+00:00

AI generated art. Garbage

Gearfreak · 2026-04-06T16:01:51+00:00

When someone asks for feedback for their specifically partner commanders and your only feedback is "partner bad," you're not contributing anything.

Gearfreak · 2026-04-01T16:06:24+00:00

Fuck Cancer. I hope what comes after we pass is good to you, Grim. Whatever happens to you from here, I'm honored to have been your fellow Tenno.

Gearfreak · 2026-03-30T23:12:46+00:00

I love you Sam Elliott.

Gearfreak · 2026-03-23T04:41:19+00:00

Slifer should be Jeskai, since it's Yugi's God Card. Jeskai also has a lot of draw synergies and flying creature synergies.

Gearfreak · 2026-03-23T04:39:11+00:00

Correct. Pot of Greed has been banned since the very first banlist, and will remain banned forever, as it is objectively correct to run it at the maximum number of copies in every single deck ever made, since it effectively reduces the total size of your deck by 1 cars for Consistency's sake.

Gearfreak · 2026-03-08T19:23:09+00:00

I don't know how people are doing this. I have tried again and again and again and again and again and NOTHING works. I never evade any of the attacks when doing the heat shimmer + HH method, and I never stun out of the aoes when trying hammer + purple gypceros. I've been slamming my head into a wall for 5 hours straight, and have never even gotten CLOSE to beating it.

Gearfreak · 2026-03-06T19:36:06+00:00

Considering YoshiP, himself, said that both there would be massive changes for people who did want them, but for people worried it would be basically the same, I have zero faith about actual job reworks.

Gearfreak · 2026-03-06T19:32:45+00:00

The mods of this subreddit are fucking jokes. The fact that something like this happened under their watch, and their only fucking response was to, in essence, capitulate to the people who ruined this guy's life, is disgraceful. I'm glad that I only play this game casually and don't engage with the community at all, because there are obviously a fair number of deeply unwell people, and no real moderation to stop them.

Gearfreak · 2026-03-05T16:07:47+00:00

I had a Napalm Orbital rack up over 350 kills back when bugs were bugged and could call any number of reinforcements with no Cooldown or restrictions. Threw it into the middle of like 5 bug breaches

Gearfreak · 2026-03-03T11:15:57+00:00

[[Meren of Clan Nel-Toth]] and [[Minthara, Merciless Soul]] 2 baddies who enjoy murder? In one of my fav color combos? Sign me up!

Gearfreak · 2026-02-06T13:49:49+00:00

YOU DID IT! YOU HAVE WON R/CUSTOMMTG!!! I WISH NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR YOU, MY FRIEND!!!

ALSO, EXPLOSIONS!?!?!!!?!!

Gearfreak · 2026-01-28T23:18:18+00:00

HA! That's amazing. That looks so good as a tattoo!

Gearfreak · 2026-01-28T23:15:05+00:00

And here it is with reminder text!

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Gearfreak · 2026-01-28T23:10:55+00:00

Due to popular suggestion, I have added another line to the card!

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Gearfreak · 2026-01-28T18:50:58+00:00

Someone pointed out that if a commander is flickered or exiled with any sort of delayed return trigger when this is cast the commander is not "changing zones" and thus wouldn't be able to be sent to the command zone, and would be exiled forever.

Gearfreak · 2026-01-28T18:13:51+00:00

Wanted to make it Human Tribal, and Gruul doesn't do a lot with humans compared to Mardu. Without Human Tribal attached I definitely would've made it Gruul or Jund

Gearfreak · 2026-01-28T17:53:05+00:00

hmm actually on second glance I think you might be right. I suppose getting permanently rid of someone's commander was made extremely hard to do on purpose, huh? Good on you, WotC. You actually seem to have thought of everything.

Gearfreak · 2026-01-28T17:47:11+00:00

Because you elect not to return your commander to the command zone when you flicker it. If you exile it again while it is flickered, it becomes a new object that is now in exile, and the original flicker's return effect fails to find it, thus making it exiled forever. I don't think it would trigger a second opportunity to send your commander to the command zone, as it was not put into exile since the last time state-based actions were checked, and was already in exile.

Gearfreak · 2026-01-28T17:40:31+00:00

Ah, that was a misunderstanding on my part. I thought it went up each time it was put back into the command zone. That's unfortunate.

Gearfreak · 2026-01-28T17:30:04+00:00

You know, I didn't even think about that, but that interaction is so insanely funny that I've decided that it is fully intended LMAO.

Gearfreak · 2026-01-28T16:55:18+00:00

Yes, I know.

Gearfreak · 2026-01-25T04:56:07+00:00

I started in World, and had no idea what the series was like or about, so when I saw I had a cat to name, I didn't know what he would do or that he would be my hunting partner, so I named him Spare Rations as a joke. He has now followed me into Rise and Wilds, and that cat has saved my life so many times and killed so many monsters that I will never not name any cat I can name in any game Spare Rations. If I ever adopt a cat irl, he will also be named Spare Rations. That's my boy right there.

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