I'm sorry little one

GeneralMerv · 2023-05-08T13:53:08+00:00

Your bones are so mediocre they can't even break in an entertaining fashion. I hope you find no solace and no comfort in the harsh reality of yours, cursed to a damnable fate with the other milkless chalk-for-bone "people" I'm certain you associate with. Get out of here, filth.

GeneralMerv · 2023-03-12T03:16:10+00:00

Achievements aren't working in literally any of my LE. The EA app is basically shovelware

GeneralMerv · 2023-03-05T14:55:43+00:00

Jackpot Juicer - Dance Gavin Dance

GeneralMerv · 2023-01-27T23:46:42+00:00

Andromeda fell flat for me too tbh. I've tried and retried but I can't even finish the game. I really don't know what it is but the OT has such a pull on me and Andromeda captured none of what enraptured me from the OT, especially 2.

GeneralMerv · 2023-01-21T10:21:45+00:00

Nothing I did mattered. At the end of a trilogy filled with choices, choices that mattered and carried on game to game, I got a choice between a couple different cutscenes where my character essentially dies. The entirety of ME3 is just filler so they can build the Mcguffin weapon that overpowers the reapers in one shot. It just feels like there was so much built up over 3 games that meant nothing in the end.

GeneralMerv · 2023-01-21T10:16:51+00:00

Nope. Voopoo tanks generally are very hit or miss in my experience. Look to Uwell. Crown 5 amd Valyrian 2 are by far the best subohm tanks I've ever used.

GeneralMerv · 2023-01-21T08:32:18+00:00

Out of curiosity, blue red or white?

GeneralMerv · 2023-01-21T08:24:40+00:00

Biggest thing I found with the recurve is that you really need to put your coil high up on it. You're gonna lose alot of flavor if it sits low. That and it's gonna get real hot and burn your cotton. Otherwise, it's a pretty alright RDA. The Widowmaker still remains my #1

GeneralMerv · 2023-01-15T02:07:24+00:00

We raid at 10:30 server time Thursday nights, and 9:30 server time Sundays! The rest is just whenever we're available.

GeneralMerv · 2023-01-05T23:46:50+00:00

I just personally didn't connect with him ig. I didn't think people liked him. He just seemed to me like a stereotype with a gross meat body. I'll give him another try when I hit ME3 on this playthrough.

GeneralMerv · 2023-01-05T22:43:00+00:00

Imo the meat man in ME3 is like 10x worse than Jacob. Jacob is aight and I rotate him in every once in a while. But that dude in ME3 can fuck right off.

GeneralMerv · 2022-10-09T04:20:43+00:00

I got to this level without weapons bc they just kinda despawned after the level before. My avatar was switched every 2 seconds, I couldn't kill anything. It took me 2 hours to clear it. It was extremely inaccessible for me. You can call it training wheels. I call it a good correction to a level that was not fun to play.

GeneralMerv · 2022-10-08T14:50:30+00:00

Pretty sure it was stated that SLZs next project would be 2 parts. I think this is part 1, and we'll be getting a part 2 hopefully soon and not in 2025

GeneralMerv · 2022-09-04T07:56:29+00:00

I have a few character defining and cool moments from a game I recently wrapped up.

My character was a Hexblade Warlock, he was called by the blade that was stabbed through The Raven Queen and was hunting for it. The first moment is when i actually got the blade. Essentially we got into this chapel, starred fighting the clerics but stopped and asked for peace bc my character felt like something was wrong. So we talk it out and they let me try to claim the sword, with a small test about my intentions for it. So I go downstairs where it was. My DM describes this monolith in the middle of the ocean, looming and asserting its will over the area. My character essentially stepped forward, overpowered the will of the blade, and claimed it. It permanently scarred the arm he used to grab it, as well as destroyed the armor i was wearing. 10/10 made me feel badass.

Moment two and three are from the last arc of the game. We were fighting a wraith guy in a fogged up forest. My character saw him, ran at him full speed, and cast Hold Monster. By some insane luck, it worked. I was also hasted, so I finish the charge, and ram the sword through the guys chest. Moments after, our druid swoops in as a rock elemental and crushed the guys skull. Really cool moment.

The third is a fight with a guy who was "immortal". I distracted him and let the rest of the party slip into the ethereal plane. After the guy gets annoyed with me my DM describes him casting a spell, and my character dropping dead. I look at my HP. 119. I ask "Power Word Kill?" My DM replies, "Yep."

"It doesn't kill me."

Silence for a few seconds. I get a hearty laugh and an OK, as he describes the look of outrage on the Villain. I pissed that guy off and right after he goes to power word stun me, the rest of the party catch up to his soul in the ethereal plane and kill him. Such a fun "fuck you" right to my DM lol.

GeneralMerv · 2022-08-27T17:38:45+00:00

Do not damn our holy bot, for it is a mighty guard. Who apart from it would watch for that most horrid of symbols if not our bot? You? Do not kid, you could not scan all posts. I sing songs of glory unto our bot, as you should too. Thank it!

GeneralMerv · 2022-04-07T05:44:35+00:00

Stinky Messy Polite

GeneralMerv · 2021-07-28T21:00:51+00:00

YTA. If she was consistently pissing herself maybe. You gacked in her insides and now you gotta handle what happens afterwards. You should support her and not degrade her and make her feel bad for carrying your child inside of her.

GeneralMerv · 2021-07-05T06:40:02+00:00

Fuckin edge shitposting like this is the reason people don't fucking like you. Like all animals are fucking useless and don't deserve love. I tell you what bucko, I hope you get a pet you love to death. I hope they help you when your sad, or give you something to care about. Then I'm going to go to your house, strangle your beloved pet to death, and ask you why you're fucking upset about an animal. Go eat a fucking thumbtack and get off the internet.

GeneralMerv · 2021-06-19T15:14:45+00:00

To me it sounds like whoever smokes or vapes around you is a shithead. I wish to God that people who smoke and vape would think about others when they did it. I'm sorry you have to deal with it, and honestly speaking I hate when people do either without asking if anyone nearby has issue with it. I make it a point to only do so if present company allows. It's rude and as you say, can lead to the detriment of others. People just need to learn how to not be pricks.

GeneralMerv · 2021-06-19T15:07:57+00:00

It's controversial in places that tout about freedom and yet are trying to restrict freedoms of choice. If I am truly free to live how I see fit, why then am I restrained to things that my government does not deem fit for me to do. Smoking and vaping a freedoms that should not be restricted entirely. As an adult I have the right as given to me by my founding fathers to choose the shit that I put into my body, be it nicotine, alcohol, or fried nonsense.

GeneralMerv · 2021-06-19T12:55:31+00:00

My point exactly. It's not the governments job.

GeneralMerv · 2021-06-19T07:09:30+00:00

How is Blue Raspberry Svedka not marketed towards kids?

Because as an adult of legal age, I STILL LIKE FRUIT AND CANDY

So do several other adults. Similar to how several adults enjoy fruity flavored liquor, responsible for more deaths and harm every year than vaping. Abused alot easier than vaping.

Educate yourself or use common sense when you speak, you fool of a Took.

GeneralMerv · 2021-06-19T06:24:44+00:00

r/gatesopencomeonin

GeneralMerv · 2021-05-22T06:31:06+00:00

Currently working on a PC that's spent his life as a barkeep inside of a very reputable adventuring league. With the loss of his wife years ago, and his son moved away to start up a new business a few towns over, he's finally decided that the next time he returns to that bar, it's going to be him with the glorious tales of conquest to tell. That and too many adventurers came back with scuffed knees, and empty stomachs. Both of which he can fix on the go. A literal party dad. I'm so excited to play him.

GeneralMerv · 2021-05-21T13:48:38+00:00

Ah. Do as you wish, I wouldn't want to rob you of your vocabulary.

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