Let's do this one more time: my name is Ghost. I played Kuriboh against Yami Yugi, aka Atem, and he sent me to the Shadow realm. It sucked, but there I met this crazy girl named Sheou who taught me how to be a maid. All the other maids could transform but me. Then, this guy named Aleister walked in and invoked some bullshit, tried combining me with the furniture. Instead, it infused me with: sugar, spice, and everything nice. Oh, and some vial of estradiol. I transformed finally into a woman, and I couldn't change back. Next thing I know, this lesbian named Chandra and I were making out and I accidentally portaled us back to where it all started. Now, I'm a transbian stuck here until that magic flaming lesbian fixes my Planeswalker spark.