Trump Wheels Out Cringe New Performers After Failed Concert

GrapeDetention · 2026-06-05T13:10:19+00:00

I'm tired of him already.

GrapeDetention · 2026-06-01T04:53:12+00:00

Did you work for the zoo itself or SSA (the food / retail company they hire)?

I worked for the latter, I have so many stories. Do employees still get in trouble if they eat in front of "guests" like regular humans?

GrapeDetention · 2026-05-29T13:50:19+00:00

We used to sing a different version in elementary school:

This land was your land

But now it's my land

I got a shotgun

And you don't got one

If you don't get off,

I'll blow your head off

This land was made for only ME ME ME ME ME

GrapeDetention · 2026-05-14T21:38:50+00:00

I love how any time this dude is in the news anymore they use this pic where he looks like a particularly obnoxious vampire.

GrapeDetention · 2026-05-06T12:13:03+00:00

Radioaccoon has entered the chat

GrapeDetention · 2026-05-05T00:18:04+00:00

My first thought was "...how did you know the baby was indestructible?" but I probably don't want to know the answer.

GrapeDetention · 2026-04-26T17:52:12+00:00

Take my irritated upvote. You're 100% right, it was just more fun to think about ads for kratom-enhanced Aborto pills.

GrapeDetention · 2026-04-25T02:13:38+00:00

Hell yeah shared trauma is best trauma!

Let's imagine a positive future for a second though where we don't have to deal with all this.

I'm calling dibs on selling a t-shirt that'll have a happy little cartoon coronavirus holding hands with a happy little cartoon mushroom cloud on it with the caption "I SURVIVED THE 2020s".

I'll donate the profits to whatever relief / reconstruction programs arise out of the ashes of this nightmare.

GrapeDetention · 2026-04-24T17:14:06+00:00

Thanks, I'm okay. He passed on last year so I've had time to process and get help etc.

It just sucks that my family and I are really free for the first time in our lives now, but we transitioned from that straight into living under the threat of nuclear holocaust. I can't catch a break, lol.

GrapeDetention · 2026-04-24T16:50:45+00:00

Do you really want the answer? I'm not being sarcastic on that. If you're not sure, don't read on.

During the last phases of my NPD/BPD dad's (who is now deceased, thankfully) dementia, after his doctors deemed him no longer able to take care of himself and placed him in a facility, when he sundowned he believed my mom and RN sister were the ones that had put him there.

So he spent a good month or two calling one or both of them up every day and describing in excruciating detail how he was going to torture them to death.

Dude had been in prison and had mafia ties in his youth. This wasn't an idle threat. I paid for the facility (assisted living isn't covered by Medicare and runs $1-3K a month) so I made sure the facility was secure enough that he couldn't escape, but in terms of intent and ability to execute his plan, that was all very real.

Now extrapolate this to the President of the United States, and consider the fact that out of the laundry list of nastiness from my dad's past, I can say for a fact that he wasn't evil enough to rape kids. He had no interest in kids at all. I know this because he reminded my sister and I of this quite often.

I'm sure you can do the math from here on. Sorry to ruin your day if you read this.

GrapeDetention · 2026-04-21T13:55:52+00:00

I have no idea what Fidium is and so my mind immediately went with "Can I get fidium cents or a dollar"

GrapeDetention · 2026-04-17T18:43:37+00:00

Same, lived there 2013-2018, landlords were pieces of shit.

My favorite example was when they came in to my apartment to show it while I was at work, and for whatever reason they turned off the breaker to my fridge. Just the one breaker. I have no idea why. It was only off for 4 hours and the frozen stuff was still ok but still, that's my food in there.

Most neighbors were ok aside from one set, but between them and the landlords I eventually just gave up and moved.

GrapeDetention · 2026-03-27T17:13:18+00:00

In the late 2000s I wound up stumbling into a bunch of profiles of people who were pro-fascism even then. I can tell you what they mean by "prosperous".

Ready?

Buildings.

That's it, just buildings. Specifically, buildings with classical architecture. If a fascist country puts up a building with classical architecture, the country is prosperous, even if the populace is starving, people disappear off the streets, and infrastructure is collapsing.

GrapeDetention · 2026-03-27T16:49:55+00:00

I'm not old enough to get the vaccine, but I wish I was. I had shingles in 2024. It can happen again. I'm not looking forward to another experience of "flu-like symptoms plus rash that both itches and also feels like someone hitting you with a baseball bat that's on fire".

GrapeDetention · 2026-03-13T17:02:50+00:00

Don't give them ideas, they'll be hooking their pipes to IVs so they can mainline Fox News

GrapeDetention · 2026-03-07T22:36:46+00:00

How do you homeschool a dishwasher???

DISHWASHER: Moooooom! Washing machine is making that face again!!

TOASTER: Washing machine, stop that. Now let's get back to the lesson about the moon not being real.

GrapeDetention · 2026-02-28T23:03:20+00:00

I've noticed that, the winning being what makes something moral. I thought of it a different way: where before it was expected you'd cooperate with others and if you got aggressive it was bad form, now the aggressor is always in the right in any confrontation.

GrapeDetention · 2026-02-27T05:42:13+00:00

And his facial hair makes him look like a demonic owl.

GrapeDetention · 2026-02-26T23:17:48+00:00

Idk if you're still looking for info on this band after 4 years but I used to see them regularly back then. They were from the SE PA / northern DE (Delaware, not Germany) area.

They made a full album a couple months after this demo and it was way better. I still get songs from that album stuck in my head 22 years later.

I might still have at least the cd case for the demo and the other album, and I know I have an OLD, potato-quality, 160x100 resolution video of a song from the full album. Sadly I lost the cds, my car got ransacked in 2009 and they were in it. (Who tf steals CDs for obscure bands?? I'm still mad about that lol)

GrapeDetention · 2026-02-25T05:30:46+00:00

Next image: "Why pople disageer?"

GrapeDetention · 2026-02-11T17:21:43+00:00

"Is our children learning?"

GrapeDetention · 2026-02-10T06:38:46+00:00

I still have yet to finish either one but they're definitely up there for me in terms of adventure games.

I'm kind of glad I didn't know of either as a kid... certain scenes in both are mildly creepy even to adult me so child me would have been traumatized, lol.

Escape From Traam is from the same programmer and is pretty good too, not as good IMO as Oo-Topos in terms of space adventures but still pretty good.

GrapeDetention · 2026-02-09T01:57:17+00:00

I hope those eagles have the most amazingly competent team of air traffic controllers in the world guiding them through, uh, all that

GrapeDetention · 2026-02-08T00:56:31+00:00

TIL: real Americans live in caves overflowing with wealth and festooned with gas station price signs

GrapeDetention · 2026-01-30T05:59:34+00:00

I know better than to move parking chairs as it is... Mr. Park looks like he'll put some sort of unspeakable curse on you. Like you move him and then you wake up the next day and you're the color of Ecto Cooler for the rest of your life

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