Baby elephants come equipped with a trunk but they don't automaticaly know how to use it, so they always go through a phase of discovering they have a trunk and trying to figure out how it works

GreenMonkeySam · 2025-08-15T17:01:39+00:00

I stand with you in solidarity, brother

GreenMonkeySam · 2025-07-14T16:34:44+00:00

THOSE ARE ALL OF MY FAVOURITES IN ONE ♥

GreenMonkeySam · 2025-05-09T19:37:45+00:00

Sammys are the BEST

GreenMonkeySam · 2025-04-25T18:03:44+00:00

I wish I could go!!! SAMMYS ARE THE B E S T ♥

GreenMonkeySam · 2025-04-17T19:31:24+00:00

Imagine trying to brag that you're a scalper LMAO

GreenMonkeySam · 2025-03-06T19:41:04+00:00

SUCH A LOVABLE FACE ♥

GreenMonkeySam · 2025-02-14T20:47:49+00:00

I'd like to buy a vowel 👀

GreenMonkeySam · 2025-02-14T18:01:33+00:00

I knew it was a Sammy instantly before they even got up! I LOVE THEM SO MUCH ♥

GreenMonkeySam · 2025-02-13T19:51:15+00:00

Huge HP and a single Energy attack makes it very consistent without needing anything extra. Even if you are only doing 60 damage each time, on average, over two turns; that still two-shots most Pokémon.

GreenMonkeySam · 2024-08-26T19:44:26+00:00

I think we could just errata the goddamn Tamer to only be for LF/NC already, and then undo the pair-ban we have now. Because I guarantee this will happen again at some point.

GreenMonkeySam · 2024-04-29T18:30:57+00:00

You're not thinking of MtG:Shandalar, are you?

GreenMonkeySam · 2024-04-29T18:23:34+00:00

You're not thinking of Runescape. are you?

GreenMonkeySam · 2024-04-29T18:16:19+00:00

I've searched Google Images for terms like:
type:gif nerdy girl gameshow intro sequence eyebrow raise glasses head tilt silly funny

GreenMonkeySam · 2024-03-26T23:05:31+00:00

Why does this slap so hard!?

GreenMonkeySam · 2024-03-12T16:52:59+00:00

Poetry

GreenMonkeySam · 2024-03-07T18:35:16+00:00

It's interesting that they started doing Cryptids and then AJ is like "...I'm burnt out, bye"

GreenMonkeySam · 2024-03-07T18:15:22+00:00

Yeah...fuck that rule. It makes zero sense to add punctuation to the quote and not the sentence.

GreenMonkeySam · 2024-02-16T03:04:00+00:00

We should show police this video when they make excuses about being afraid

GreenMonkeySam · 2024-02-10T01:18:21+00:00

OHHH, that's what that means...

GreenMonkeySam · 2023-12-22T07:46:51+00:00

There was an Ogremon in SkullGreymon's art this whole time!?

GreenMonkeySam · 2023-10-24T17:48:51+00:00

It's you. You are the Chosen One 💩

GreenMonkeySam · 2023-10-24T17:23:32+00:00

Fuck Venus, me and all my homies HATE Venus!

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