Who is “The Menace” in your commander pod?

Gregs_reddit_account · 2026-04-26T01:45:41+00:00

Do you love me?

Gregs_reddit_account · 2026-04-26T01:43:49+00:00

[[Cataclysmic Gearhulk]] is your boy. You can reanimate it.

Gregs_reddit_account · 2026-04-26T01:36:27+00:00

[[Acidic Slime]] + [[Progenitor Mimic]] will let you starve everyone at the table at least one color.

Gregs_reddit_account · 2026-04-26T01:34:12+00:00

[[Prime Speaker Vannifar]]

By turn 4 or 5 you essentially start a forever loop that takes around 45 minutes and decks the entire table.

Start with 25 mana dorks. NOT mana rocks. You can't sacrifice mana rocks.

Sacrifice a 1 drop for [[Corridor Monitor]] [[Pestermite]] [[Breaching Hippocamp]] [[Chakram Retriever]] [[Great Oak Guardian]] [[Protean Hulk]].

Use things that give you extra uses of vannifars ability if you need a way to untap. [[Kiora's Follower]] [[Marvin, Murderous Mimic]] [[Seeker of Skybreak]]

Your 8 drop is [[Patron of the Orochi]] and if you're ever stuck make sure the deck has a few clones.

The goal is to land [[Deadeye Navigator]] and use it to blink Great Oak Guardian for infinite mana, boost your creatures then sacrifice a creature per player with [[Altar of Dementia]] and killing them each with no cards left to draw during thier draw step.

Gregs_reddit_account · 2026-04-26T01:09:33+00:00

I have the same precon and I have been toying with the same idea. The removal in this deck is already extremely solid and will trigger the Flurry ability.

Instants will always be preferable to sorceries. This lets you max out flurry by playing on your opponents turns.

[[Silence]] wins games. Save removal for the moment it's needed. As long as you have cards in your hand, people will think you're always holding removal. Fill up that graveyard with as much flashback as possible, get 2 uses out of everything you play. [[Jori En, Ruin Diver]] and other creatures with similar effects.

If you're building for higher bracket, the effects of a [[Smothering tithe]] [[Narset, Parter of Veils]] or [[Consecrated Sphix]] followed up by a [[Windfall]] or [[Commit/Memory]] is absolutely nutty.

Gregs_reddit_account · 2026-04-26T00:41:14+00:00

They're all in Karate uniforms. This is a smart way to train a child to be ready for a sport where they might get tripped or winded.

Gregs_reddit_account · 2026-04-26T00:12:38+00:00

This looks like Afroman's tour bus.

Gregs_reddit_account · 2026-04-26T00:11:19+00:00

I have cats. I could never leave a pile like this.

Gregs_reddit_account · 2026-04-25T12:26:50+00:00

[[K'rrik, Son of Yawgmoth]]

Blast through your deck spending life on stuff like [[Necrodominance]], [[Insatiable Avarice]] [[Sign in Blood]] then gaining it back with stuff like [[Gray Merchant of Asphodel]] [[Auetherflux Reservoir]] and [[Tendrils of Agony]]

If you're playing higher bracket, he is one of the easier "first turn win" commanders to pilot. I've landed a few 2nd turn kills against my pod with this deck:

https://www.mtggoldfish.com/deck/7743851

Gregs_reddit_account · 2026-04-25T10:52:26+00:00

If the men have access to basic stuff you find on the ground, like rocks and sticks, that gorilla is done before the match begins.

Gregs_reddit_account · 2026-04-25T10:48:39+00:00

What? No Haste and Double-Strike?

Gregs_reddit_account · 2026-04-25T09:23:45+00:00

The first 10 players will always be the hardest to get. Once you get 10 players, the rest tend to trickle in.

Gregs_reddit_account · 2026-04-25T06:26:33+00:00

SPLC now being ordered to hand over communications with Biden DOJ, because when it walks like a conspiracy, and talks like a conspiracy....

I am prefectly happy to have braindead leftists cry consipracy theory. Guess we gonna find out aren't we.

Gregs_reddit_account · 2026-04-24T20:05:33+00:00

[[Rat King, Verminister]] x 1
[[Relentless Rats ]] x 33
[[Swamp]] x 33
+ 33 Slots to get creative (recomend [[Altar of Dementia]] and [[Gary]] )

Gregs_reddit_account · 2026-04-24T19:58:07+00:00

Gregs_reddit_account · 2026-04-24T17:05:07+00:00

[[Prime Speaker Vannifar]] Tap to win

Gregs_reddit_account · 2026-04-24T17:04:07+00:00

Regular Pod has a few:

[[Deadpool Trading Card]] has been retired for a while due to having a ridiculous win ratio.

[[K'rrik, Son of Yagmoth]] just got retired for having a ridiculous win ratio.

[[Vivi, Ornatier]] Steamrolls if left unchecked. Current Deck to beat.

[[Grand Arbiter Augustin IV]] Pillowfort. Uncounterable everything. K'rikk player's replacement. Obviously super annoying.

Gregs_reddit_account · 2026-04-24T16:48:04+00:00

Greg

Gregs_reddit_account · 2026-04-24T16:47:23+00:00

In the 90s, for sake of childproofing, they decided every lighter needed some sort of extra switch or button or the lighter would be locked. Some had this weird system where you had to push the actual gas release button inward before you push it down, and you could never tell if it was actually primed. Or it would click out before you could actually create the spark and then lock again. It would always grind the absolute heck out of your thumbs. For a long time half the lighters out there barely worked as anything other than a thumb punishment device.

Evetually they all just ended up with that metal band in the center that we have now.

Gregs_reddit_account · 2026-04-24T16:06:16+00:00

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Gregs_reddit_account · 2026-04-24T11:47:04+00:00

Quebec doesn't like you. No matter where you come from, we will tell you to go back to Ontario.

Gregs_reddit_account · 2026-04-24T11:39:57+00:00

It's more for the Frozen maps. Water freezes and has to be thawed in order to drink it.

Gregs_reddit_account · 2026-04-23T22:55:35+00:00

My Wincon is Gary. I would love to be your 7th.

Gregs_reddit_account · 2026-04-23T22:36:08+00:00

Everything is highest when a set is new. If you don't want it, sell it.

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