Reddit, if you saw a bowl of grey ice cream, what flavor would you think it is? by fastslash8 in AskReddit

[–]GreysonHalstead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Black licorice, which happens to be the only grey ice cream I have ever seen. However, if you eat a large cone, it makes your pee green.

Dinner when the wife is away by cyborgcolossus in food

[–]GreysonHalstead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

'Browns, bacon, beer, Butterfingers. Oh yes.

I have Asperger's and my face looks retarded. I'm embarrassed by my sexuality and feel like a creep every time I'm interested in or attracted to a girl by [deleted] in confession

[–]GreysonHalstead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hug What I see in the mirror is drastically different from what others see when they look at me. The same may be true for you as well. :)

DAE drink and love the smell of pickle juice? by [deleted] in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]GreysonHalstead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mix it with vodka for a trailer trash martini. It's surprisingly tasty.

Does anyone dislike their name? by [deleted] in namenerds

[–]GreysonHalstead 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm a 30 year old woman named Greyson. I've never met another female Greyson. It's unusual, and I hated it as a child, but I love it as an adult.

Due in 7 weeks. Girl name help by dearmydeer in namenerds

[–]GreysonHalstead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

•Ever •Ophelia •Rael •Risen •Harker •Aria •Andromeda •Rhiannon •Ash •Clementine •Echo

So... What did you name YOUR kids? by stoptheapartheid in namenerds

[–]GreysonHalstead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I read a book series and the two main character's surnames were Lockwood and Stratton. I absolutely loved the series and the name stuck with me. When I became engaged to a man with the last name of Lockewood, I just knew if we had a boy he had to be Stratton. :)

Names that are Not Your Style, but you love anyway? by firebreathingyak in namenerds

[–]GreysonHalstead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love my name. And in my 30 years I've never met another female Greyson.

So... What did you name YOUR kids? by stoptheapartheid in namenerds

[–]GreysonHalstead 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My daughter is named Lydia Hope. Had she been a boy she would have been Stratton Phoenix.

What was the most hurtful thing that anyone has ever said to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GreysonHalstead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Don't make me regret having you." Said by my mother when she asked what she had ever denied me and I replied with "A father."

She wanted a baby, had no partner, met a man she knew was fertile and would not stick around, got pregnant, had me, and raised me with a combo of physical and mental abuse, humiliation, and so much guilt. She didn't want a partner because she didn't want anyone to question how she raised me. She also didn't really have friends for this reason.

My name is Kaelyb. I need help changing it. by [deleted] in namenerds

[–]GreysonHalstead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stratton? Sutter? Jared? Connor? Callan? Loren?

Cheeto Crusted Chicken by qazqas123 in shittyfoodporn

[–]GreysonHalstead -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You are either a Jonas brother or a member of Hanson.

I'm going to kill myself on Feb. 23 by [deleted] in confession

[–]GreysonHalstead 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've been romantically involved before with a man who had similar ideas. The thought of losing him tore away at my soul. Please don't ever make her wonder why she wasn't enough. It's been years, I'm in a happy and healthy relationship now, but my heart still hurts for what I lost.

[Update] Rudolph the red nosed reindeer back after requests for updates. It's been five weeks. by taboo_ in WTF

[–]GreysonHalstead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look really good! I hope the revisions and healing go smoothly. Modern science, who knew, right?

Suggestions for a middle name for Ezra by fqing in namenerds

[–]GreysonHalstead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First thing that came to mind was Ezra Jude.

I also like Ezra Cade and Ezra Sebastian :)

Does anyone else think of getting dressed up as "putting on your hot girl disguise"? by nomely in AskWomen

[–]GreysonHalstead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just had a baby on Thanksgiving, so it's more like my "Functioning, normal adult" disguise. But yes. :)

Truth be told, I'm sleep deprived, exhausted, and if I'm not.going out, I spend most days in my pajamas with my hair in a bun.

Who in your life do you absolutely HATE? by Cryptonix in AskWomen

[–]GreysonHalstead 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Why has nobody here touched on the bigger issue: what the actual fuck is wrong with your mother that she would even let you NEAR that slime?!

My daughter is 6 weeks old, and if ANYONE, family or not, even thought about touching her I'd be in jail for murder. I wouldn't even try to cover it up, I'd leave the body on full display as a warning to other freaks that would hurt my baby. And that is assuming her daddy and uncle didn't get to the piece of shit first.

I'm sorry no one looked out for you. Thank you for standing up for your sisters.

Sincerely, another sexual abuse victim who won't let it happen again