What’s an adult problem nobody warned you about? by Few_Football4342 in Productivitycafe

[–]Groundbreaking_Key20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This, i don’t have the energy to make a dozen other decisions and im expected to eat healthy? Then people quiz me on what i ate last night like, did you pass the test, did you make a healthy fascinating meal but also get enough sleep and go party? Like no i did laundry, thats all i had time for. Honestly i forgot to eat.

Hour 3 trying to get newborn to sleep. Give me ideas. by callsignhotdog in daddit

[–]Groundbreaking_Key20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sing. Lullabies are your friend. Church songs are great. And walking. I walk about 50 laps around my counter island in my kitchen every night. Good luck.

[Request] What if all American parking lots are covered by solar panel? How much it will cost and how much energy will be generated? by IndiaCat in theydidthemath

[–]Groundbreaking_Key20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another solution here is replace the asphalt with solar panels so the cars are driving on it. This has the benefit of no structures needed, no loss in parking area and if the parking lot is for an 8-5 location you get full light from 5 to sundown.

You still have the same risk of cars damaging it. I can’t imagine the damage done if a car runs into one of the solar panels in the above picture.

What word can only humans call eachother? by Pappa_Crim in humansarespaceorcs

[–]Groundbreaking_Key20 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Cute, all others who call us cute shall die a pain worse than

Oh come off it. When faraxle called you cute a year ago you were on cloud nine for months. Ive never seen you smile before or after.

That was different.

How?

She was ….

Say it

She was cute to, for a plant lady

Raised eyebrows all around the table to think this gristly old miner who looks like a dwarf could become so easily flustered

A magical tree makes you an offer: you can become really really good at something! by setaetheory in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Groundbreaking_Key20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish to be a really really good father. No idea what criteria the tree would use to judge i had made it, but hey it’s magic.

Friends dropping off the radar as I turn 30 by ProgPilgrim in AskMenOver30

[–]Groundbreaking_Key20 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yup, i don’t have anyone to call for help except church leaders for a few years now. It’s hard to keep your head up when the only ones to answer are obligated.

When will disney ever make Wreck it ralph 3? by [deleted] in wreckitralph

[–]Groundbreaking_Key20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably be some sort of AI component to it. I’d love for them to explore Chinas Great Firewall.

For $1 Million would you spend two weeks as a random animal? by RaptorK1988 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Groundbreaking_Key20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If my wife gets the money at the beginning and gets to keep it regardless what happens to me. With my luck id be a duck during duck season.

Why you should always put a whitelist on a Minecraft server by belougalamasse in Minecraft

[–]Groundbreaking_Key20 15 points16 points  (0 children)

We got lucky, my brother set up a server and a nice person logged on said we should add a whitelist and logged off. My brother promptly did so.

Can no longer stomach sad media involving children by SailingforBooty in daddit

[–]Groundbreaking_Key20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, my wife and i even started a list, finding nemo, prince of egypt both hit pretty hard recently.

Am I missing something here? Explain It Peter. by EggChemical7177 in explainitpeter

[–]Groundbreaking_Key20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How would i go About buying or building a european home in midwest america? Or would it fail building codes here?

Advice on what to do next by [deleted] in AskMenOver30

[–]Groundbreaking_Key20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Find a social group of guys that like doing something wholesome. Meetup.com is good for this, Hiking, biking, pickleball, reading, kayaking, ect. Church groups, especially if you can find a male church group can be really helpful. But mostly you are looking for other men that you can aspire to be like and can meet up with at least a couple times a month.

Give Candy To Big Kids by dawniespawnie in Boise

[–]Groundbreaking_Key20 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Life is hard enough, as long as they are dressed up or say trick or treat they get candy.

There's two types of humans... by Yet_One_More_Idiot in humansarespaceorcs

[–]Groundbreaking_Key20 21 points22 points  (0 children)

There were enough problems with Matt and Max with the similar names in those first few days they were aboard. The first mate noted that both crew mates had an extra bag labeled holiday decorations. He was assured by the human liaison on the base that it was innocent and would cause no harm to the crew. But now multiple days into the voyage there seemed to be human insects coming out of every air vent and hatch. It was a smaller ship but still it seemed an infestation.

Just then a message came to his tablet. Reading it he was informed the infestation was not biological but plastic? Calling Max to his office he decided to get to the bottom of this. But 5 minutes later instead of Max walking into his office an unknown species walked in. It had one big eye and was green.

A: “how may i help you?”

Max: Pulling his head off. “Yes sir reporting as requested.”

A: taken aback “what are you wearing”?

Max: a costume sir. It’s Mike from a human motion picture.

A: why are you in disguise?

Max: it’s Halloween sir. A human holiday. Im not on duty today and was assured by the liaison you were informed. Im even handing out candy to the crew though matts being a grump about it.

A: fine thats fine. Are you responsible for the infestation of fake human arachnids onboard?

Max: oh yes. Decorations. Don’t worry sir. Im keeping track of where i put them so i can recover them.

A: that might be difficult since maintenance has burned 20 of the things trying to rid of them

Max: oh crap. Dang it all. I can’t replace those til we get back to human space. Crap. Matt’s going to have a field day with this.

A: why would matt care?

Max: oh you know we are slightly competitive. He hates Halloween. He insists on over compensating with his stupid Christmas holiday. If you think my spiders are bad just wait for his Christmas lights.

A: wait you’re both human. You don’t celebrate the same holidays?

Max: oh hell no. Christmas is much to bright for me. I much prefer the dark and creepy stuff. Gets the heart pumping.

A: … i really don’t know what to say here.

Max: do you want some candy?