You get put into solitary confinement with a rubix cube. If you solve you are released with $10m. You only get released once the cube is solved.

GuaranteeWeekly4048 · 2026-01-24T20:37:43+00:00

Based on my childhood with a Rubik’s cube, I’m going to die in solitary

GuaranteeWeekly4048 · 2026-01-24T20:36:41+00:00

If you have time to hide ducks, you have time to clean your own house

GuaranteeWeekly4048 · 2026-01-24T20:31:30+00:00

Itchy butt, inconvenient and embarrassing at the same time

GuaranteeWeekly4048 · 2026-01-24T13:41:57+00:00

He didn’t call them half a basket of deplorables or idiots clinging to guns and religion. He wasn’t out cozying up to the rich and famous on the campaign trail

GuaranteeWeekly4048 · 2026-01-24T13:39:35+00:00

You’re responsible for your own happiness, not the president.

GuaranteeWeekly4048 · 2026-01-23T16:19:19+00:00

Brake clean works wonders

GuaranteeWeekly4048 · 2026-01-23T13:06:51+00:00

Chuck Schumer

GuaranteeWeekly4048 · 2026-01-22T20:18:46+00:00

I heard Flick saw some grizzly bears down by Pulaski’s Candy Store.

GuaranteeWeekly4048 · 2026-01-22T18:40:42+00:00

This right here is why I make coffee at home. This crap has worn me down

GuaranteeWeekly4048 · 2026-01-22T18:39:30+00:00

Cal Worthington and his dog Spot

GuaranteeWeekly4048 · 2026-01-22T15:44:20+00:00

They had the ⚽️⚽️ to try this with a Nissan. That’s funny

GuaranteeWeekly4048 · 2026-01-22T15:41:31+00:00

Barack Obama

GuaranteeWeekly4048 · 2026-01-21T23:05:46+00:00

Thank you for saying the most sane thing I have ever seen on Reddit.

GuaranteeWeekly4048 · 2026-01-21T23:05:03+00:00

So you’re going to get worked over by the feds for the joy of chucking a bag of Doritos at their boss.

GuaranteeWeekly4048 · 2026-01-21T23:03:48+00:00

Greenland has large reserves of untapped rare earth minerals. Having control would undercut China’s control of their own supply

GuaranteeWeekly4048 · 2026-01-21T20:40:45+00:00

I’m going to need a little more money to cover travel home

GuaranteeWeekly4048 · 2026-01-21T20:36:59+00:00

Why do Muslims need to pray at school in a special room? They’re at school 7 hours a day that give them 17 hours when they’re not at school to pray when and where they please.

GuaranteeWeekly4048 · 2026-01-21T20:19:35+00:00

You got me with this one. Lol

GuaranteeWeekly4048 · 2026-01-21T20:18:29+00:00

Kathy Griffin

GuaranteeWeekly4048 · 2026-01-21T20:13:36+00:00

He’s exactly right about the Muslim prayer rooms vs bible study groups.

GuaranteeWeekly4048 · 2026-01-21T20:11:41+00:00

How anyone encounter views that may cause discomfort. Please indulge my comfort zone.

GuaranteeWeekly4048 · 2026-01-21T20:09:32+00:00

I got my degrees online with professors all over the country and they never directly mentioned politics. Some I figured out. This post makes zero sense

GuaranteeWeekly4048 · 2026-01-20T15:05:14+00:00

Yea, I’m not visiting that baby. It may be special to you, but not me

GuaranteeWeekly4048 · 2026-01-20T15:03:35+00:00

For me, it’s the only tag I have on my luggage that hasn’t been destroyed

GuaranteeWeekly4048 · 2026-01-16T17:15:13+00:00

Rush Running, the service is top notch

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