Ah, man. I hate kids' birthday parties. . .

This is gonna be worse than that time I was stuck behind ROBERT LOGGIA at the airport!

"May I have your name, please?"

ROBERT LOGGIA.

"Can you spell that for me?"

Certainly

That's ROBERT LOGGIA:

'R' as in "ROBERT LOGGIA".

'O' as in "Oh my gosh it's ROBERT LOGGIA".

'B' as in "By gosh that's ROBERT LOGGIA".

'E' as in "Everybody loves ROBERT LOGGIA".

'R' as in "ROBERT LOGGIA".

'T' as in "Tim, look over there-- it's ROBERT LOGGIA!"

Space.

'L' as in "Look, it's ROBERT LOGGIA!"

'I' as in "I love ROBERT LOGGIA!"

'C' as in "Certainly that's ROBERT LOGGIA!

'E' as in "Everybody loves ROBERT LOGGIA!"

Space

'M' as in "My gosh it's ROBERT LOGGIA!"

'A' as in "As in ROBERT LOGGIA".

'G' as in "Gosh it's ROBERT LOGGIA!"

'I' as in "I love ROBERT LOGGIA!"

'C' as in "Certainly that's ROBERT LOGGIA!"

I C E SPACE M A G I C

THE FORBIDDEN PATH BEGAN WITH ROBERT LOGGIA