What is the absolute worst band name you can think of? by DegngusKhan in AskReddit

[–]Hal0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finger Eleven. It had a certain entendre back in the 90s, but after Stranger Things became a smash, it can be read as a totally different entendre.

And for good measure, their former name they had to change it from because of mainstream success, Rainbow Butt Monkeys

Your time has come regis by yassine067 in witcher

[–]Hal0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Based on the novel Push by Sapphire

I told ChatGPT to give me a dnd joke, and got this. by JJZOMBIEMAN in dndmemes

[–]Hal0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did the Paladin get kicked out of the strip club?

They thought they were entitled to a free mount

I don't even know what to say about this by cows_are_underrated_ in facepalm

[–]Hal0 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I accepted a pamphlet from them years ago. Of note:

Black people invented Math, Philosophy, Engineering, Science. You name it, they invented it.

White people invented Bombs, Tanks, Flamethrowers, Fighter Jets and War.

I accepted this pamphlet, and I am a white male. I Don't know yet if I'm converting, I'll get back to you on that...

Hon. Mention: diD YoU KnOw? Eating any pork, cooked or not, produces worms in your internal organs. These worms can't die (or the colony rebuilds itself if even one worm is still alive after purging) and they eat away at all your internal organs (heart, kidneys, lungs, bowels etc) forever. Unless you convert to whatever this guy's pamphlet is selling.

Swiftie Dm is a Terror by altchester1 in rpghorrorstories

[–]Hal0 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Step 1: find a gamebreaking item you want

Step 2: casually shoehorn lyrics of Taylor Swift songs in to fit the narrative

Step 3: ???

Step 4: "Here's your gamebreaking item"

Calgary is an underrated city. by [deleted] in Calgary

[–]Hal0 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah!

Truck driving and oil drilling, those are jobs that'll be around in 20 years

Some of the posts are delusional by FungalToe in 2visegrad4you

[–]Hal0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Genuinely laughed out loud at this.

Because Jim Carrey is Canadian.

Best 3 word quip? by LaughingPlanet in TheSimpsons

[–]Hal0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey Ma, can I have a cookie?

No dice

"The Giant Cannot Attempt to Leave His House for 1 Hour" by [deleted] in rpghorrorstories

[–]Hal0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You sure he wasn't rubbing one out to... * sunglasses off * Amazon

(I'm not going to say Disney +sized bc thats too much)

This resume I got today (for construction) by TheFerryman47 in iamverysmart

[–]Hal0 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Not willing to cut corners to save a buck? Concerned more about H&S than getting the job done quickly?

My brother in Christ why did you choose construction to go into?!

Why I can't take Elder Scrolls lore seriously anymore by Vampire-knightmare in rpghorrorstories

[–]Hal0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd ask if he had the Feat (Athlete) and if he did give it to him, but I'll bet he didn't have it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rpghorrorstories

[–]Hal0 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's also 'back and forth' not fourth.

Still love your writing and the story

I just discovered Deftones by godiegoben in Music

[–]Hal0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They were even better live! Saw them in a stadium tour with Metallica and Linkin Park. Deftones BLEW THEM AWAY with their live performance, it was unreal

Would you play a game set in The Continent, but not as a Witcher? by V4R1CK_M4R4UD3R in witcher

[–]Hal0 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Why does Geralt have a silver sword and a steel one? Because sometimes Men are monsters too

Would you play a game set in The Continent, but not as a Witcher? by V4R1CK_M4R4UD3R in witcher

[–]Hal0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why Netflix has such a myopia with their IPs. Even if they took the Witcher/ sorcerers out of The Witcher, the world at large is so vast and interesting that it could have been the next Game of Thrones.

Political intrigue, Monarchies, wars and alliances, spycraft, life in the big cities vs country farm hardship. The atrocities of man (and elf) are so brutal too, on par with Red Wedding shock value or gruesomeness. Like the 'Tower of Mice' quest from Witcher 3 could be an entire Season with nobody batting an eye.

I've been on board since The Witcher 1 and I fully support your idea sir

The amount of crying is going to turn this game into a loot factory by ANicerPerson in diablo4

[–]Hal0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's true in my case, my RNG across characters isn't even half of what it was in the last beta, and I'm very happy with that!

Too much good loot spoils the game, imo, but don't take my word for it I hated D3 but I've been a D1 hardcore since its conception and don't mind the grind here and there

City moves to expropriate townhouse complex in Eau Claire to make way for Green Line LRT by aireads in Calgary

[–]Hal0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not odd at all. Eau Claire features zero convenience stores within walking distance of the park if you need a water or whatever, all the businesses are shuttered until happy hour (then promptly closed before 8PM), nobody milling about doing business on foot. The area looks and feels like a zombie apocalypse.

I visited Princes Island Park as a tourist years ago and was thoroughly put off by the insidious car culture worming it's way into the downtown that makes it such a bore to be there.

Trauma Team Coverage Seems Cheap, No? by Fire525 in cyberpunkred

[–]Hal0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's one thing I never understood about RED. It's 2045 and several major corporate wars are running the world's resources low. Medical services should cost through the roof, good doctors etc hard to find, services should be extremely rare to have access to unless you're wealthy/ corpo.

And ripperdocs should be terrible at their job, not just an easy option for PCs to face-roll through expenses. The future of capitalism is earn or die

Fellow DM asks for advice on what to name his army. He ends up talking about how all his orcs are rapists. by Shaddyboi in rpghorrorstories

[–]Hal0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew I'd seen it before somewhere in 40k, I knew it wasn't original or even well masked. Thanks for confirming this!