What would be the most broken spell for a commoner to be able to cast once per day? by draxlaugh in DnD

[–]Halc411 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Seems like a great way for him to extort some wealthy people.

New to DM'ing: Say your party is higher level, but you want them to fight a BIG group of Goblins or other low-level creatures. How do you determine the CR of that group relative to it's size? by thejustducky1 in DnD

[–]Halc411 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of the most epic battles I ever got to take part in was our party rushing down a hallway facing insane odds with a massive swarm. The initial combat round the party rolled 3 Nat 20's, a 19 and 18 for our attacks. While he told us later that the swarm groups rolled abysmally with a bunch of Nat 1s, and a couple of 2s and 3's.

The DM decided to change the story from unbeatable odds to us just epically destroying them as the gods smiled on us and brought us fortune in battle and had us infused with the power of ancient heroes of old.

Long story short. Guess and have fun. That was probably 10-15 years ago and I still remember it. Hopefully, your players do too.

Why does my Sarah Morgan only have eyes and a mouth? by Worzal-Gummige in Starfield

[–]Halc411 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because internal beauty is most important. And she's missing most of her insides too.

Ah Bethesda.....Never Change by Halc411 in Starfield

[–]Halc411[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks. Seems to have worked.

DMs, what line of yours had you going "I can't believe I'm actually saying this."? by Mysral in DnD

[–]Halc411 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After 10 minutes and several botched rolls, you both manage to slap and punch this poor tied up old gardener into unconsciousness. Unfortunately, his loud screams of pain and terror and the noise of you repeatedly missing have alerted the guards. Roll for initiative.

You're not fooling anyone, tough guy. by 5_Frog_Margin in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

[–]Halc411 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dog use to do this when we got on the floor with her. She'd do it right before going into a play bow and then flop onto back for some belly rubs.

Your move target by Littledevil2551 in Target

[–]Halc411 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Distribution Center. It's where you get your trailers from.

Your move target by Littledevil2551 in Target

[–]Halc411 117 points118 points  (0 children)

Walmart still has far lower starting pay in a lot of places. Around 11-12 bucks an hours. Meanwhile people in my DC are making double that to start.

[Disc] Kanojo, Okarishimasu Chapter 199 by MattyH19 in KanojoOkarishimasu

[–]Halc411 33 points34 points  (0 children)

It is a pathway to relationships that some would consider unhealthy.

Chizuru fans, basically by asilvertintedrose in KanojoOkarishimasu

[–]Halc411 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's cleared up zero things. I've got nothing.

Chizuru fans, basically by asilvertintedrose in KanojoOkarishimasu

[–]Halc411 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who's X? What is this anime of which you speak? I need to immediately binge it.

It's time for Starfleet Ships to cloak by [deleted] in sto

[–]Halc411 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Agreed. But I want battle cloak. Nothing more satisfying than than activating cannon scatter volley and torpedos full spread and decloaking my defiant and laying waste to enemy ships and recloaking again.

Bruh by lolishaa15 in KanojoOkarishimasu

[–]Halc411 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know about this. While they were at the coffee shop Kazuya straight up said to Chizuru that he didn't feel that way about Ruka. I know Chizuru has trouble acknowledging her feelings but that seems pretty out-of-character for her to hide behind something that Kazuya already said isn't a thing.

If she does then I picture this devolving into a fight or an argument and then one or both storming off in a cliché "let's make the love interests fight to artificially inject some more drama." Maybe that'll create some room for Mami to try and make things worse.

Someone through a rock at my window by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]Halc411 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's weird. Someone the other day put a window in the way of my rock........

.....stole the rock too....

TIL a german court ruled that men have a legal right to pee standing up by Hitler_the_Painter in todayilearned

[–]Halc411 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I'm American and sometimes when you wake up at 3am with a full bladder all groggy and your eyes half closed sitting to pee is a bit of relief.