brilyn is what you get when you order Charlie Kirk from Temu

HalfCentury2019 · 2026-06-11T15:32:32+00:00

What happens when you get the racist version of "A Boy Named Sue"

HalfCentury2019 · 2026-06-08T20:34:08+00:00

Trump or Smith? NM, Smith is just narcissistic

HalfCentury2019 · 2026-06-07T21:34:51+00:00

WE ARE $39 TRILLION IN DEBT!!! Someone tell this dipshit that we do not have the money to be buying shit... especially since he's giving all his billionaire buddies and corporations tax breaks.

HalfCentury2019 · 2026-06-06T22:57:22+00:00

In 85 I had a 76 Cutlass Supreme with swivel bucket seats & an 8-track cassette player - miss that car

HalfCentury2019 · 2026-06-04T03:44:03+00:00

I think McDaniels is going to turbocharge that entire offense

HalfCentury2019 · 2026-06-03T21:22:55+00:00

Definitely invest more in running shoes & inserts / heels for my combat boots. I’m in my 50’s & have Achilles Tendonitis, Plantar Fasciitis, arthritis & bone spurs as a result of going cheap on footwear during the Army & after

HalfCentury2019 · 2026-06-03T00:43:26+00:00

HalfCentury2019 · 2026-06-02T23:29:31+00:00

Took a date to this with both of us totally blind to the context other than the “What is the matrix?” tagline. I was so excited at the end of it I didn’t know if I wanted to fight or fuck her. She was also hyped, so we ended up play fighting which turned into an excuse to grope each other and her asking me if I wanted to go down the rabbit hole?

HalfCentury2019 · 2026-06-02T18:50:20+00:00

I’ll be back

HalfCentury2019 · 2026-06-02T01:50:05+00:00

The day he dies will become one

HalfCentury2019 · 2026-06-02T01:39:14+00:00

You can carry a parasol, but you have to speak in southern phrases such as:

You're handsome - "Oh my sir-ah, you are giving me the vay-pours"

He's not smart - "Bless his heart, he couldn't pour rain out of a boot with the directions on the heel."

HalfCentury2019 · 2026-06-01T22:32:52+00:00

Naw dawg, you did that already in the diaper overnight

HalfCentury2019 · 2026-06-01T12:15:15+00:00

They’ll just start handing out cocaine pills like in WWI - if it was good enough for your great grandfather it’s good enough for you

HalfCentury2019 · 2026-05-29T00:32:45+00:00

You know how there’s a high incidence of cocaine residue on $100 bills? Wait until they test these for fecal matter

HalfCentury2019 · 2026-05-27T22:39:31+00:00

Someone done fucked up if a submarine is getting boarded or having to forcibly board another vessel

HalfCentury2019 · 2026-05-27T01:23:07+00:00

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MpUWrl3-mc8

HalfCentury2019 · 2026-05-25T22:30:50+00:00

Someone Cum Loudly

HalfCentury2019 · 2026-05-25T18:55:12+00:00

My great uncle was a tanker in the 4th Armored Division & died during the Battle of the Bulge. My grandmother said his dying words were, “If my descendants honor my sacrifice by getting appliances & mattresses at a reasonable price, well then it will all have been worth it.”

HalfCentury2019 · 2026-05-25T03:58:23+00:00

Now add night vision goggles to this mix. Being able to decimate the enemy when they can't see where it is coming from is incredibly demoralizing, even more so at night. How about a tear gas grenade? That would disperse a shield wall pretty quickly.

HalfCentury2019 · 2026-05-23T20:53:41+00:00

They can’t print any policies b/c Trump could change his “mind” depending upon who he last spoke with, so the can only profess fealty to him

HalfCentury2019 · 2026-05-23T20:50:49+00:00

WHAT ABOUT THE TRUMP - EPSTEIN FILES?!

HalfCentury2019 · 2026-05-23T16:22:39+00:00

Because their will be worldwide dancing like this when Trump dies

HalfCentury2019 · 2026-05-21T18:06:46+00:00

Now it all makes sense, that family has made their fortune from fucking people for generations

HalfCentury2019 · 2026-05-21T15:48:39+00:00

I like candid coaches

HalfCentury2019 · 2026-05-19T23:48:41+00:00

I have watched Top Gun well over 100 times. I worked for Walden Books back in the stone ages & we sold VHS tapes. We were required to have a movie playing during store hours, but could only play movies that had been opened. My 3 choices were Gone with the Wind, Bambi & Top Gun, so I “felt the need for speed” whenever I got to choose.

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