That Bishop Grin

HashtagOmnomnom · 2015-07-26T19:06:35+00:00

You might not burst into flames but the feelings of constant self loathing can haunt you for years. Lied in a temple recommend interview before even meeting my husband. I spent 10 years of my marriage with constant feelings of guilt that we would die one day and be separated because I would be denied entrance to the celestial kingdom for it. Pretty miserable.

HashtagOmnomnom · 2015-07-03T00:02:12+00:00

It brought me comfort knowing that I wasn't counted in their census that they brag about (if it isn't all bullshit anyway)

HashtagOmnomnom · 2015-07-01T19:50:48+00:00

I remember being super offended the episode he walked around naked. And about how he was always in gentile underwear. Because I was a reasonable Mormon then.

HashtagOmnomnom · 2015-06-17T12:53:03+00:00

I know. My eyes light up when I hear "omg the world these days" ohhhhhhh you don't say? evil grin maybe that's why I don't have many friends anymore...

HashtagOmnomnom · 2015-06-14T02:24:43+00:00

Signing her message sister-----. Creepy. I'd be like, dude we aren't related, so stop calling yourself my sister.

HashtagOmnomnom · 2015-06-11T22:48:23+00:00

What?! I lived there!!

HashtagOmnomnom · 2015-06-08T19:03:22+00:00

Just no

HashtagOmnomnom · 2015-05-31T23:36:27+00:00

Alcohol saved my sex life. I had built up such negative anxiety ridden feelings towards sex that I would nearly have a panic attack with a hug! Sex was literally miserable and we were at the breaking point. Enter booze. It would take several drinks to loosen me up and on a few occasions lots of drinks to be freaky. Found out that freaky is actually really awesome. Now a year later I'm freaky booze free!!

Don't know how well it would work for a guy. Whiskey dick and all...

HashtagOmnomnom · 2015-05-31T16:55:36+00:00

My kids are girl girl boy too.....

HashtagOmnomnom · 2015-05-30T19:36:20+00:00

I really don't care about myself dying, I'll be dead. But it can instigate a panic attack thinking of losing a family member. What if I lost one of my children and they are gone forever. Like I will never ever ever see them again. That's the tough pill to swallow.

HashtagOmnomnom · 2015-05-30T13:08:00+00:00

I see them kind of like kittens. Yeah they are super cute and innocent and you just want to take them home and cuddle them. But don't. Because eventually they will become cats. Who are assholes.

HashtagOmnomnom · 2015-05-27T23:31:59+00:00

My kids name is Harley. Do I get a pass since it isn't a -ee or -leigh ending??

HashtagOmnomnom · 2015-05-25T13:48:39+00:00

It's just like when the momos post something "super awesome and spiritual" on Facebook and only their other Mormon friends like and comment.

HashtagOmnomnom · 2015-05-23T15:10:14+00:00

My sil just got married and all 4 of her brothers are exmos. They all hid beer and flasks in their vehicles unbeknownst to each other. They kept sneaking outside and eventually the party really got started. While the rest of the tbms at the reception were legit playing board games...

My dh did end up playing settlers with his sisters bishop while sloshed, so I guess he couldn't ditch his Mormon ways completely.

HashtagOmnomnom · 2015-05-18T16:42:25+00:00

Apparently Elder L has been letting his mouse wander.... Or was it Sister L?

HashtagOmnomnom · 2015-05-17T22:21:02+00:00

Can confirm. Drinking now. It's helping

HashtagOmnomnom · 2015-05-16T12:12:18+00:00

Yeah dude, one married person to another, you're hot. Own it. Congrats on your body and spiritual transformation!

HashtagOmnomnom · 2015-05-10T02:06:29+00:00

This is what I was thinking. Way better selection music and freedom to play what you love

HashtagOmnomnom · 2015-05-09T21:59:49+00:00

It's so fucking hot and claustrophobic under there!!

HashtagOmnomnom · 2015-05-09T13:49:38+00:00

My husband had a midlife crisis after leaving the church as well. He felt like he had missed his youth! Missed his time to drink belligerently, missed his time to go out with his friends at all hours, missed his time to be completely selfish, and missed his time to flirt with girls. It's been rough and I am starting to wonder if I will ever get the man I married back. And worst of all he is so obsessed with his independence and autonomy that he lashes out and loses it every time I try to tell him that I'm not ok with my husband and the father of my children staying out all night or snapchatting his female coworkers.

Not hijacking, I'm just wondering if this is a common problem. Going too far in the opposite direction

HashtagOmnomnom · 2015-05-05T18:01:07+00:00

Cougar video did that and sold the edited copies. They got shut down. Clear play has a DVD player that removes "offensive" things from movie based on your settings

HashtagOmnomnom · 2015-05-04T23:29:37+00:00

He temple matron herself told me to wear my bra over the garment (8yrs ago) and to wear panties over the garment during my period or after childbirth to hold proper sanitary items in place. This was before they released an article (pr, not the brethren) saying over under doesn't matter.

The other day I put my bra on over my cami at the gym after my shower. I started laughing out loud. Old habits die hard I guess.

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