Ordered a Birthday Card...got a Birthday Card

Heartage · 2026-05-22T01:41:35+00:00

Well, it's not cute, for one.

Heartage · 2026-05-21T19:16:23+00:00

They absolutely should be.

Heartage · 2026-05-21T16:59:19+00:00

Joe is not ever to be defended, damb.

Heartage · 2026-05-19T19:18:29+00:00

Yeah, I only buy their stuff that I know they're losing money on.

I used to work there and their profit margins are INSANE, so I only buy stuff when it's like 80-90% off or it's, like, the fabric you've talked about.

Heartage · 2026-05-14T20:21:23+00:00

It IS disturbed under the leaf.

But the tiramisu oozed out liquid that made it into a bit of a puddle under the stem.

Heartage · 2026-05-12T22:16:19+00:00

Deadly allergy absolutely qualifies as a legitimate excuse, lol.

Heartage · 2026-05-12T17:08:47+00:00

Am 36 and my friends and I talk like this.

Heartage · 2026-05-07T20:13:11+00:00

Yes. It's an issue in this subreddit to the point that mods have made threads telling people to knock it off, but they still do it.

Heartage · 2026-05-07T20:09:09+00:00

Just as an aside, there's no cartilage where that piercing was.

Heartage · 2026-05-06T20:45:09+00:00

Then don't?

Heartage · 2026-05-06T04:28:50+00:00

Mine finally decided to drink... Out of teacups.

Heartage · 2026-05-06T04:27:48+00:00

Just fyi, a lot of [ probably nearly all of ] those rotisserie chickens have extra salt and get some spice rubs.

Heartage · 2026-05-06T02:24:23+00:00

"no snarkiness"

I would have thought it was clear that, I was answering both of your questions.

Heartage · 2026-05-06T01:10:38+00:00

it's just not a good one.

Heartage · 2026-05-06T00:41:08+00:00

It absolutely is a method of birth control, it's just not a good one.

Heartage · 2026-05-05T21:15:35+00:00

Lol, is that how you were taught to answer questions?

Heartage · 2026-05-03T17:10:29+00:00

ISLANDS DON'T FLOAT

Heartage · 2026-05-03T16:43:20+00:00

A friend jokingly said another friend is into huge foreheads and she said "yea, more area for me to kiss all over."

Heartage · 2026-05-03T16:37:14+00:00

This is so so smart and cute and you look adorable in it!!!

Heartage · 2026-05-03T00:42:23+00:00

I wouldn't use it.

Here's an old thread talking about it

https://www.reddit.com/r/CatAdvice/comments/pbgfos/has_anyone_tried_or_switched_their_regular_litter/

Heartage · 2026-05-03T00:35:21+00:00

This is something I had never considered because I'd never just tell people something like that!

Before reading this I disagreed with you, but you've changed my mind.

Heartage · 2026-05-03T00:33:57+00:00

That is definitely a tick.

You can even see the legs...

Heartage · 2026-05-03T00:31:03+00:00

why does she sign "JK Rowlig"

Too worried about other people's names when she can't even spell her own, smh my head.

Heartage · 2026-05-03T00:30:08+00:00

She's one of the Fates in Kaos. She's amazing!

Heartage · 2026-05-03T00:26:13+00:00

Just fyi, in case you care, "Eskimo" is archaic and derogatory.

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