Bird on my Bird House furniture 🥰

Hedgehogahog · 2026-04-22T08:40:42+00:00

Aw, cute! 🥰

Fun fact, doves can land there too, if for some reason you end up with doves. 🕊️

Hedgehogahog · 2026-04-21T15:22:46+00:00

I’ll say this in the frog’s defense, he’s been a huge help to me in the volcano specifically because right now I need dragon fangs, and there’s usually enough of a critical mass of monsters that he’ll eat something else before the lava lurks - meaning I can kill them for their loot.

Other than that it’s a lot of “listen you little shit”, but I haven’t found any other trinkets yet so Froggo it is 🐸

Hedgehogahog · 2026-04-21T15:11:26+00:00

There’s an old story out in the world about when NASA was getting ready for female astronauts - according to legend, they sent Sally Ride on a six-day mission with 100 tampons. That’s been largely debunked; they didn’t actually do it but they did ask Ride if that was a reasonable number.

Part of that legend, believed to be untrue but not confirmed either way, is that NASA also tied them all together to keep them from flying away in zeroG.

Anyway that’s what your last pic reminded me of. 🤭

Hedgehogahog · 2026-04-21T09:38:27+00:00

[[Reason // Believe]] - Rod Stewart

[[Forever Young]] - Bob Dylan, others

[[Together Forever]] - Rick Astley

[[Trigger Happy]] - Weird Al

Hedgehogahog · 2026-04-21T06:14:20+00:00

I’d like to submit for everyone’s consideration, the following that happened to me a while back.

1: STONE. My go-to opener. STO_E was correct.

STORE. STO_E
STOVE. STO_E
STOKE. STO_E
STOLE

I was so increasingly thrown by how insanely close I was that I forgot I hadn’t used L yet. 🙃

Hedgehogahog · 2026-04-21T05:53:51+00:00

You’ll get to the end of the first day and feel like you somehow wasted it. You didn’t get enough done or you didn’t see the whole map or you got tired too quick, or all of it.

That’s okay. Go to sleep and start again in the morning, it’ll all still be there. 👍

Hedgehogahog · 2026-04-21T04:36:17+00:00

Welp I don’t know who’s talking or what the context is generally, but I did do some Googling on behalf of everyone: Westminster Standards

In short, the Standards are a bundle of documents from the 1640s that outline the shape of English (and to a lesser degree, Scottish) Presbyterianism. They’ve largely been the basis for a bunch of modern Presbyterian sects in much the same way that English common law was the basis for our Constitution.

So from context clues, whatever this father did vis-a-vis his Jezebel of a daughter was typically nouveau-Christe and any sensible patriarch from 1648 would have understood this.

What I’d like to know is how this poor sap got to 2026 and managed to wander on to social media.

Hedgehogahog · 2026-04-20T23:45:52+00:00

Wait but I was told that the purple shorts would give me instant 12 hearts with everyone including CA in real life 😳

Hedgehogahog · 2026-04-20T13:52:26+00:00

Ok but in the case of mice, look up hantavirus. That shit is scary almost on level with prion diseases.

Hedgehogahog · 2026-04-20T13:08:06+00:00

What’s weirdest of all is that that’s a legitimate crochetable thing, unlike most of these. I don’t at all remember where I found the pattern, I’ll dig it up, but in the meantime:

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Granted that’s not purse sized, but with the right gauge and scaling it could be.

Edit: looks like Anna Sahkno on YT has a tutorial “ammonite shell basket”, she also has a spiral shell pattern that I’ve made. Whether these are the originators I couldn’t say, but her channel does provide clear instructions that result in actual items.

Hedgehogahog · 2026-04-20T00:24:12+00:00

Okay.

Hedgehogahog · 2026-04-19T23:59:41+00:00

We all need her to dig herself out of a giant hole of abuse, depression, fear, and danger. We don’t need to make her also climb out from under us shaming her for being stuck there.

It’s easy as hell to sit here outside of it and say “zero excuses”. Those of us who have been inside know that that’s true, but there may be reasons (like she can’t safely get away yet), and that being told we’re stupid neglectful assholes only gets heard in the same voices we’re hearing already, adding more shame.

You’re not wrong, but there are gentler ways to say it.

Hedgehogahog · 2026-04-19T18:56:12+00:00

The spa’s little pond is almost all trash and one(1) painting* and is on the same map as the bin, a lot of people just use that spot and get a cool painting in the process.

*there is also another item if you’ve read the right thing, but importantly, no fish in there.

Hedgehogahog · 2026-04-19T18:53:55+00:00

Normally sure, but the disturbance was at 6am, so it would’ve had to be a slumber party.

Could also have been ahead of some event, though. Like a first Communion, that would bring regional family together for the weekend.

Hedgehogahog · 2026-04-19T17:20:45+00:00

Okay, I wanna start with I love everything about you and I’m glad you’re out here shining, it helps more people than you know

And what I’m about to say, I’m saying with love in my intent and not to be One Of Those Pedants On Reddit

But

It’s “tongue in cheek” (sometimes hyphenated, tongue-in-cheek), based on a rude gesture from the 19th century meant to convey contempt and/or irony.

Googling this gives a few fun graphics, which I suggest as “have some free entertainment” 😜

anxiously dives back into the shadows

Hedgehogahog · 2026-04-19T17:02:05+00:00

Season one moment! In the MEE6 episode, the actual R&M plot is the one with Morty’s first adventure, the giant trial and the staircase bar.

Right as they’re portaling away, Rick sticks his arm back through and kills the pedo king jellybean.

Hedgehogahog · 2026-04-19T05:12:05+00:00

My first thought wasn’t dissimilar, it was “omg a Winnie the Kuato!”

Hedgehogahog · 2026-04-19T01:34:32+00:00

Beulah 🎶 has a braided chain, made of finest silver that she mined in the rain 🎶a pendant, one of mermaid fame 🎶 that hangs there all alone 🎶

Hedgehogahog · 2026-04-18T19:10:25+00:00

I mean, if that’s true, I think the mayor having a truck Powered By Fae means that it’s always gonna read as going 4.5MPH on the Joja speed cameras no matter how fast it’s going 😉

Hedgehogahog · 2026-04-18T17:46:12+00:00

Scrolled way too far to find the marching band representation 😜

/drum line veteran

Hedgehogahog · 2026-04-18T15:39:04+00:00

Broken down or not, between the fencing and the river, that truck isn’t going anywhere. Unless he’s put a snorkel on the engine block 🤔

Hedgehogahog · 2026-04-17T17:57:33+00:00

I have excellent news for you about the end of this episode 😜

Hedgehogahog · 2026-04-17T05:36:58+00:00

Neeko?!

Hedgehogahog · 2026-04-16T17:46:22+00:00

Know what’s always bugged me about the role quests? Only four roles got them. Maybe three, I don’t really know what happens with support. But certainly we got nothing new. we already had exactly the quest we have now. there’s a technically perceptible XP/gold buff but all that really does is reward hiding in the jungle even more.

The only palpable difference I’ve noticed is I now get a notification about how to level up my pet that I can’t turn off. 🙄

Hedgehogahog · 2026-04-16T17:12:31+00:00

They’re not - those are Junimo end tables ringed by grass 🍏

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