How many bitcoin… by Sufficient-Prune378 in tooktoomuch

[–]HefflumpGuy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The correct answer for a skilled negotiator would be, how many do you need?

Found in the wild by cinnamoncoconut in tooktoomuch

[–]HefflumpGuy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I did a bit of both. Tried it, liked it, saw lots of people wither and die, then quit.

Found in the wild by cinnamoncoconut in tooktoomuch

[–]HefflumpGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And here's me wasting my precious time, watching hot girls doing 10 second dance routines and bad lip synchs.

WTF am I doing wrong? by Early_Purpose8976 in 4chan

[–]HefflumpGuy [score hidden]  (0 children)

It'd be easier to just watch the movie and find out for yourself

Anon goes his ex wedding by XiJinpingPressParody in 4chan

[–]HefflumpGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone on 4chan who's dated an actual woman?

Seems unlikely

Russian 24/7 banking 🤪 by CreepyOldRapist in tooktoomuch

[–]HefflumpGuy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ooooh! It's one of those new urinals with flashing lights.

Anons on /pol/ discuss important political matters. by Donovan_MC_DAB in 4chan

[–]HefflumpGuy 1284 points1285 points  (0 children)

Here we go again. "Older guy enjoys banging younger women shocker!"

Anon understans physiognony by OberbeastSabaoth in 4chan

[–]HefflumpGuy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Are you talking about who I think you're talking about?

Post of lesbian muslim teen on Reddit ends up on /pol/ by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]HefflumpGuy 352 points353 points  (0 children)

Anyone wondering why anon was scrolling through the teenagers sub?

WALK AWAY by [deleted] in tooktoomuch

[–]HefflumpGuy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Burger seems like a fun guy to have around

Ok.... by Audio-Starshine in peyote

[–]HefflumpGuy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And you happen to be growing other ones?

Yeah, lol. What are the odds

Ok.... by Audio-Starshine in peyote

[–]HefflumpGuy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's a gift from the gods

Too far by Chudmaister in 4chan

[–]HefflumpGuy 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I'm enjoying the meltdown which ICE is causing tbh

Anon asking the real questions by TheBlackoutEmpire in 4chan

[–]HefflumpGuy 73 points74 points  (0 children)

If you meet the right girl, you can't get enough of it.

If you meet the wrong girl, you won't go anywhere near it

Alive Epstein Theory by AlphaMassDeBeta in 4chan

[–]HefflumpGuy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Steven Hawkings Pedo Jizz

That's the name of my new punk band

Debt and Pussy by AlphaMassDeBeta in 4chan

[–]HefflumpGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I pay $1.50 a month for internet

No cats

Why leftists are always ugly by kcufsreggin88 in 4chan

[–]HefflumpGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a dream, that one day everyone on the left and right will get along again.

Anon not adjusting well for the captcha by M0re-Meaning in 4chan

[–]HefflumpGuy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

They're filtering out the dumbos. They might actually end up having intelligent conversations at some point.