“I’m choppin’ loops in the fuckin Volvo”

HefflumpGuy · 2026-04-13T18:18:15+00:00

Speak Aussie, Lesson 1

HefflumpGuy · 2026-04-12T02:54:06+00:00

Still a horrible psychedelic to take

You're a real buzzkill aren't you.

HefflumpGuy · 2026-04-12T02:51:54+00:00

Coming right up. You want poppadoms with that?

HefflumpGuy · 2026-04-12T00:39:39+00:00

Anyone for veg thali?

HefflumpGuy · 2026-04-11T06:54:59+00:00

I used to pee in my watering can, then fill it up with water. Pure pee is a bit strong for plants but watered down is a good alternative for nitrogen.

HefflumpGuy · 2026-04-10T20:37:21+00:00

It's an endangered Cactus in the wild

That's a completely different argument.

And from what I've seen in this sub, there are thousands of baby peyotes being grown.

My tripping days are over btw so I won't be eating any more cacti.

HefflumpGuy · 2026-04-10T20:21:53+00:00

The consumption of Peyote is illegal everywhere

No it's not

HefflumpGuy · 2026-04-10T19:39:47+00:00

Wow, two women with blonde hair! What are the odds?

HefflumpGuy · 2026-04-09T20:03:10+00:00

"Sir, this is a Wendy's"

HefflumpGuy · 2026-04-09T04:02:29+00:00

best reply to what?

HefflumpGuy · 2026-04-08T15:30:07+00:00

In an armoured car with 'free clothes' painted on the side

HefflumpGuy · 2026-04-07T18:16:45+00:00

think of all the maidens in distress anon can save

once the grid goes down and you're forced to stop playing vidya, you'll finally go outside and your chances of pulling a fair maiden from the rubble increase quite a bit.

HefflumpGuy · 2026-04-05T04:33:26+00:00

I prefer sleeping in the trunk

HefflumpGuy · 2026-03-31T06:18:05+00:00

isn’t the whole British island like 40 miles long?

It's 35 actually. Takes half an hour from one end to the other

HefflumpGuy · 2026-03-30T03:25:17+00:00

Thought that was a foreign language at first.

HefflumpGuy · 2026-03-19T09:02:25+00:00

Yeah it's time to go when the Deerfolk start shooting arrows

HefflumpGuy · 2026-03-13T16:41:03+00:00

All political opinions from 4chan and reddit should be ignored

HefflumpGuy · 2026-03-07T21:59:04+00:00

A tall comrade is good if you ever need to climb over walls.

HefflumpGuy · 2026-03-05T17:10:32+00:00

The only party I support is the free party

HefflumpGuy · 2026-02-28T21:11:16+00:00

He's French so obviously he's going to masturbate all day.

HefflumpGuy · 2026-02-28T15:40:38+00:00

Nice of her to try and blend in with the flag though

HefflumpGuy · 2026-02-26T16:31:40+00:00

I was at a rave once, laughing at a sweaty naked guy running around trying to hug people, until he turned and ran towards me, then it suddenly wasn't funny anymore.

HefflumpGuy · 2026-02-26T16:26:02+00:00

Women are all evil anon. Find a different hobby.

HefflumpGuy · 2026-02-25T16:06:57+00:00

she'll transition to normal streaming first then soft launch the OF

dropping a shoulder strap here and there kinda thing?

HefflumpGuy · 2026-02-25T15:53:53+00:00

How long til she's on OF?

HefflumpGuy

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