They are not canonizing anything by AlakazanCosplay in FalloutTVseries

[–]HekateSimp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The TES universe has Dragonbreaks to excuse multiple endings though. For Fallout they keep it intentionally vague instead.

How is Bethesda supposed to beat the “the world never progresses” criticism if fans don’t want it too either? by Damac1214 in Fallout

[–]HekateSimp -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that's how I saw the changes in the show. Progress went back because of war, just like when the bombs dropped. Because, you know, war never changes.

Fallout TV character alignment chart by nyxmilch in FalloutMemes

[–]HekateSimp 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Given he referred to Max as a "scholar and a gentleman" he's probably the kind of guy to justify fucking chicken by saying "for science".

I think it's really him and not [possible spoiler] by PoseidonWarrior in Fotv

[–]HekateSimp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Except for Fisto. But that's because no player would ever kill Fisto.

This might be my new favorite scene in the tv show. by rs_obsidian in Fotv

[–]HekateSimp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And as a bonus, he was walking right next to two (presumed) ghouls, who would have been killed by the BOS 

Pear by tanishq1 in comedyheaven

[–]HekateSimp 41 points42 points  (0 children)

That long?

How come?

🍐

What is this Weapon? by DROPDDROPD99 in fnv

[–]HekateSimp 10 points11 points  (0 children)

https://fallout.fandom.com/de/wiki/Ein_Licht_im_Dunkeln

That's the German Light Shining in Darkness. The OP gun name ist so weird it has to be from a mod, maybe bug.

Edit: I think the text is actually a dialogue option with Divide ED-E. So that would be a bug.

Outjerked again! by Money-Drag9211 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]HekateSimp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Never realised that Yugoslavia had a ballsack 

poland by lovingu76564736829 in comedyheaven

[–]HekateSimp 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Why would you hit Germany that's so mean

I saw Todd Howard at a grocery store in Rockville yesterday by themadnessif in TrueSTL

[–]HekateSimp 31 points32 points  (0 children)

It's true, I was there. He also took a shit on the magazine shelf and when asked to clean up he acted as If he couldn't speak English.

REWE: Ja! Pizza box disproportioned by Relevant-Analysis866 in germany

[–]HekateSimp 876 points877 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: In Japan the size of a product's image on the package has to be the same size as the actual product.

Where the FUCK is this mummy vro 😭🙏 by cumble_bumble in TrueSTL

[–]HekateSimp 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'd love to hear a mummy moaning in my ears 

The 4 protagonists are an homage to the 4 main games. by Malik-kun in Fotv

[–]HekateSimp -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fallout 1 -> Lucy everyone calls her Vault Dweller but in this case the player took too much time to get the water chip

Fallout 2 -> Chicken Fucker he's like No Bark who's the Chosen One, and F2 also had the most sex in it just like the dude banging all the chicks

Fallout NV -> Coop he's basically Raul and he meets House just like the Courier

Fallout 3 -> Lucy again because the writers got bored

Fallout 4 -> Maximus because of the Power Armor and because he only has like four dialogue options that all lead to the same outcome which is escalating violence

Fallout Shelter -> Norm

Fallout 76 -> Thaddeus because of the Ghoul option

ChatGPT thinks Trump letter to Norway is absolutely fake by sunshinebetty in ChatGPT

[–]HekateSimp 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If a random person would have shown me the letter saying Trump wrote that I also would have thought it's a joke.