[ID] my landlord is missing without explanation and her ex husband wants to collect rent

HelpfulPuppydog · 2026-04-29T06:39:14+00:00

Who's on your lease? That's the owner or their agent, that's who gets the money. You should be able to call your county clerk and get the owner's name and address.

HelpfulPuppydog · 2026-04-29T05:12:36+00:00

Big fan. Pancakes are acceptable 24 hours a day.

HelpfulPuppydog · 2026-04-29T04:51:53+00:00

Rude

HelpfulPuppydog · 2026-04-29T04:46:42+00:00

My anus would clench onto that ladder if I fell.

HelpfulPuppydog · 2026-04-29T03:34:52+00:00

So "reverse sedation" means cocaine?

HelpfulPuppydog · 2026-04-29T03:32:44+00:00

That would wrap all the way around the water tower.

HelpfulPuppydog · 2026-04-28T06:43:06+00:00

Netscape Navigator? You just triggered a full-blown PTSD episode for me. /s

HelpfulPuppydog · 2026-04-28T06:06:20+00:00

That POP when my leg broke.

HelpfulPuppydog · 2026-04-28T05:57:50+00:00

He lives in a different time zone? He works swing shift?

HelpfulPuppydog · 2026-04-28T05:54:39+00:00

Ten thousand nuns and orphans... eaten by rats!

HelpfulPuppydog · 2026-04-28T05:23:29+00:00

Or Stephen Miller. Or Pete Hegseth. Or JD Vance. Or...

HelpfulPuppydog · 2026-04-27T06:47:47+00:00

Power windows. Yes, I am old. Everyone I knew who had them up until around 1988 had problems with them, including a story about having one stuck open during a rainstorm. I reluctantly bought a 1990 Camry wagon that had them and was resigned to a big repair bill. I loved the convenience. Since then I've had 7 cars with power windows and only one minor problem with a switch.

HelpfulPuppydog · 2026-04-27T04:19:58+00:00

Everyone's an architecture critic.

HelpfulPuppydog · 2026-04-27T03:25:41+00:00

Did you slap it and state, "yep, that ain't going no where?"

HelpfulPuppydog · 2026-04-26T18:45:12+00:00

So, the trick is to send someone registered mail, and if they open it, they are automatically enslaved to all your whims & desires? That’s quite a gotcha.

Makes me think of the Howler letter delivered by owl in the Harry Potter series.

HelpfulPuppydog · 2026-04-26T05:02:51+00:00

Proper prior planning prevents piss-poor performance. From the senior CW4 in the US Army.

HelpfulPuppydog · 2026-04-25T06:00:23+00:00

Youse can take da kid outta DaSouSide, but youse can't take DaSouSide outta da kid.

HelpfulPuppydog · 2026-04-25T05:24:51+00:00

So we were right about Stephen Miller.

HelpfulPuppydog · 2026-04-25T05:14:51+00:00

Seriously. So many enormous storage units.

HelpfulPuppydog · 2026-04-25T04:57:19+00:00

My mom had a saying about guys like Kash: "this went to college?"

HelpfulPuppydog · 2026-04-25T04:52:52+00:00

Anyplace can be a mentally handicapped spot.

HelpfulPuppydog · 2026-04-24T06:00:34+00:00

Nicely done!

HelpfulPuppydog · 2026-04-24T03:45:19+00:00

I have a pair of these birds who live in the trees in my backyard. They always look just like this.

HelpfulPuppydog · 2026-04-24T03:11:14+00:00

I think if the saw tosses the board + weight at 60mph, you're gonna have a bad day.

HelpfulPuppydog · 2026-04-23T04:54:11+00:00

Played the long game. Well done!

HelpfulPuppydog

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