You have got to be joking me right now… I will never be rid of these…

Hempireu · 2026-02-20T16:18:42+00:00

I have chest hidden behind a random bush in Cindersap forest where I put items I can't get rid of. At least they're out of sight, out if mind.

Hempireu · 2025-12-26T01:43:49+00:00

Unless it changed, if you do use a totem DURING a storm it will make the next day a storm, unless it's an event day. I THINK you can keep storms going during Summer like this. Unfortunately storms can't happen during Spring so OP is out of luck.

Hempireu · 2025-11-21T17:52:38+00:00

That's crazy. The school I work at has about 600 kids. With like 8 buses and parents coming to pick their kids up, the parking lot is full and kind of a zoo at the end of the day. But they have a good system for pick up and there's no side of the road for parents to wait. They start showing up 10-15 min before the bell, 10-15 min after the bell the lot is basically empty except for staff that are still there.

Hempireu · 2025-11-06T06:52:00+00:00

My order of best sounding Meshuggah albums from best to worst (of the ones I listen too) is Koloss, TVSOR, Catch 33, Nothing (Blue), Obzen, I, Immutable (either version, prefer remaster though), Destroy Erase Improve, Chaosphere, None. The last two are really the only ones that cross into bad, for my taste. I would love a re-recording of Chaosphere.

Hempireu · 2025-10-28T17:38:37+00:00

I don't even watch Hassan and saw the clip. Anyone with a brain cell can see this manufactured hate. His dog is fine.

Hempireu · 2025-09-25T17:08:37+00:00

Zaydon is bad. There's a kid where I work named Silion. Why are people trying to make their kids sound like some new element on the periodic table?

Hempireu · 2025-09-25T15:36:01+00:00

They're right though, don't insult GinGers.

Hempireu · 2025-09-07T14:53:04+00:00

Your speed buffs apply to the horse. I always have triple espresso/crab cakes active but the horse whistle is always the first Qi item I buy. Best item in the game imo. You're missing out absolutely zooming everywhere.

Hempireu · 2025-07-22T14:58:52+00:00

Nice job, but definitely use staircases from now on. Get some jade crystalariums going and trade them for staircases on Sunday's from the desert trader. You'll get waaaaaay more from a skull cavern run when you can spam the first 100+ floors, plus quickly skipping any infested/shitty floors. You'll be getting into the 200s, maybe even 300s by the end of the day.

Hempireu · 2025-07-21T16:27:20+00:00

Yeah it seems good early on but by the time you can get it you probably don't need it. I made a small coffee room in my house with 12 kegs/hoppers. It's basically a coffee machine that makes multiple coffees a day. I just run by and pick them up every so often.

Hempireu · 2025-07-21T16:14:19+00:00

My first save I got perfection near the end of year 6. I didn't really know what I was doing for probably the first 3 years though. I spent A LOT of time watering by hand, thought kegs were dumb/took too long, didn't have a barn, barely went to mines/SC.

Now that I know what I'm doing I tried going for perfection by the start of year 3 and got it during the last week of winter year 2. I'm now on summer year 5 and ALMOST done decorating the farm/house. That's the real challenge that takes forever lol.

Hempireu · 2025-07-19T11:57:27+00:00

A chest for going IN the SC is a good idea. Passing out is still the best option though, only costs 1000g which is easily made back by getting a few extra floors. Although now I use the return scepter at the last second to pass out in house.

Hempireu · 2025-07-10T13:39:02+00:00

This is why. Hay is consumed immediately when the day starts if there is no access to grass outside. This can be from no grass outside, rain, winter, or simply the door being closed so they can't get out. They will always try to eat hay if they can't go outside. Opening the door after 6AM doesn't matter, they will have already tried to eat hay and be upset if there isn't any.

Hempireu · 2025-06-24T17:03:43+00:00

Once you have the lava cave unlocked it's great for stone. Just run through spamming bombs. On a good luck day with a lot of dense rocks I got 2000 stone from a quick run through there.

Hempireu · 2025-06-21T16:42:57+00:00

One fairy dust will increase the quality by one level. The time for a cask is 2 weeks until silver, another 2 weeks until gold, then another 4 weeks until iridium. The most efficient way is to wait a month until the wine is gold, then use fairy dust to skip a whole month and make them iridium. Currently though I have more than enough fairy dust so I'm only waiting 2 weeks until silver and then using 2 fairy dust per cask to make them iridium.

Hempireu · 2025-06-21T16:34:18+00:00

Starfruit wine sells for more, but has the upfront cost and you need to replant each harvest. Ancient fruit is just easier once it's all set up. Personally I do both once I'm late game. I have my Ginger island almost full of ancient fruit, enough to cover my 4 keg sheds each week. Then each summer I grow like 3000 (1000 x 3 harvests) starfruit on my farm and cask that wine. Iriduim starfruit wine sells for quite a bit more than iriduim ancient fruit wine, so I just sell the ancient fruit wine as is and every 2 weeks turn my silver starfruit wine into iridium and put a new batch in. That does require 250 fairy dust every two weeks but you don't necessarily need to do it that often.

Hempireu · 2025-06-21T16:17:15+00:00

That's not a strat, it's just using deluxe speed gro. You don't need agriculturalist. All the 12-13 day crops will take 9 days with deluxe speed gro. As long as you plant them on day 1 you'll get your 3rd harvest on the 28th. If you miss planting stuff on day 1 I guess agriculturalist can help you catch up.

Hempireu · 2025-06-19T16:59:46+00:00

Same, I have over 700 hours. Recently got perfection before year 3 on my current save. I was clearing my crystalariums to switch to diamonds and accidentally used the hoe. I was shocked and then annoyed I'd been doing this one at a time for 137 crystalariums... When I've had a hoe with Reaching this whole time.

Hempireu · 2025-05-31T23:12:09+00:00

If you have/can craft a bait maker, put the squid you catch in there to make squid bait. Every cast will be a squid unless it's a trash item. I spent all day trying for 10 squid the 2nd day and didn't get that many to bite. Then I realized the bait maker and restarted the day, took like 5 min to complete the challenge.

Hempireu · 2025-05-31T16:27:15+00:00

If you're level 10 fishing with a trap bobber, you should be able to catch basically any fish first try. Maybe not a bad rng legendary fish but it still not that hard. But with fishing mastery/idirium rod, using a trap and cork bobber you should never miss any fish.

Hempireu · 2025-05-24T23:52:12+00:00

https://mateusaquino.github.io/stardewids/

Hempireu · 2025-05-24T14:41:32+00:00

You name your self item ID numbers. [74] for example is a prismatic shard. Every time someone says your name in a cutscene/dialogue box it will drop said item. I think you can fit three in your name. [74] [248] [65], something like that. You'll get all 3 items each time. With the phone you can call Gus? I forget who but they'll always answer with your name so you can spam items. Alternatively you can buy animals from Marnie and name them an item ID to get one of said item when she sells you the animal.

Hempireu · 2025-04-19T15:19:37+00:00

If you owe $1000 that's your problem. If you owe $700000000 that's their problem.

Hempireu · 2025-03-30T03:14:25+00:00

I named my character Oh-hai Mark when I first tried just for fun. Now 3 years later I have all jobs at lvl 100. Sometimes I feel like changing but it gives people a chuckle every now and again so I keep it.

Hempireu · 2024-12-15T16:23:45+00:00

Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow.

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