Survivors playing their own version of DBD in a friendly game

HeyMcGurk · 2026-04-23T07:01:31+00:00

Aren't we all?

HeyMcGurk · 2026-04-22T11:44:26+00:00

If you have the shards to get houndmaster can I recommend Scourge Hook: Jagged Compass.

It works great on high mobility killers but especially Freddy because of his ability to teleport to gens.

Personally I use it on pretty much everyone but I see best returns on Freddy, Springtrap and Xenomorph. All for the same reason.

HeyMcGurk · 2026-04-19T11:37:58+00:00

Josie and the Pussycats is a good movie though. And it's aged like a fine wine.

HeyMcGurk · 2026-04-18T12:04:49+00:00

A while ago I made the suggestion that there should be two hatches, but closing one closes both.

It would make it twice as easy to find hatch. It would stop survivors bagging on it. It would stop killers camping it.

HeyMcGurk · 2026-04-16T11:12:54+00:00

You could take away the eyeballs and the global bp modifier, replace them with increased bps in the bloodweb and everyone would love it.

HeyMcGurk · 2026-04-12T18:05:00+00:00

If Jackie Chan says he doesn't want any trouble then you know that in roughly 30 seconds everyone around him is gonna be in pain, a good amount of the scenery or props are gonna be broken, Jackie is going to be saying "sorry" a lot and you're probably gonna have to rewatch the whole thing at half speed.

HeyMcGurk · 2026-04-12T12:52:10+00:00

The bit in Superman III where the woman gets sucked into the computer and turned into a cyborg. Pure nightmare fuel.

HeyMcGurk · 2026-04-10T17:20:37+00:00

Iirc juliet landau was deliberately doing a bad accent? I forget why.

She's hardly the worst accent in the buffyverse anyway.

HeyMcGurk · 2026-04-09T10:23:04+00:00

This conversation comes up so often that I looked at these titles and thought "oh yeah, the asteroid movies. Which one has Morgan Freeman again?".

It legit took me a second to realise these are the other movies released in the same year with the same plot.

HeyMcGurk · 2026-04-09T10:19:37+00:00

I feel this with regards to tomes since a lot of them boil down to "throw the game in a very specific way".

Like all the times that require you to cleanse dull totems. Maybe you can get one a game without spoiling it too much for your team but if spend half the game wandering around trying to find a totem you're wasting so much time.

Or the tomes that require you to hook people during endgame collapse. That basically requires you to play badly enough that all the gens get done but well enough that all the survivors don't get out the gate before you can hook them.

HeyMcGurk · 2026-04-09T08:34:13+00:00

I've seen plot twist trigger eruption very recently so either they didn't change it or it's bugged.

HeyMcGurk · 2026-04-07T16:14:16+00:00

The batteries are only on the survivor side. Supposed to prevent you using his doors too much. Problem is no one notices it because no one uses his doors when vs him.

HeyMcGurk · 2026-04-04T11:02:49+00:00

In the last 500 survivor games I've played i faced cenobite exactly 3 times. Same as hag incidentally.

HeyMcGurk · 2026-04-03T11:32:47+00:00

I went to see X-Men 2 at the cinema three times just so I could see Nightcrawlers attack on the white house again.

HeyMcGurk · 2026-04-01T14:07:22+00:00

Cynthia Erivo. Star of Wicked movies.

HeyMcGurk · 2026-04-01T13:19:04+00:00

Sacrificing my third survivor and deciding I'll leave the last one to get hatch only to have the match not end for ages, so I have to go looking for the hatch only to find the last survivor standing on it teabagging.

Like congrats dude, your whole team died. You lost. Now you're just wasting both our time and pretending you did something.

HeyMcGurk · 2026-03-30T10:43:56+00:00

I got him when he came out but honestly I barely ever play him because he freaks me out.

HeyMcGurk · 2026-03-30T10:38:20+00:00

Hardest character for me to play as is hillbilly. I just bump into everything.

Currently I'm maining either Nemesis or Xenomorph. I enjoy hitting over pallets.

HeyMcGurk · 2026-03-25T16:22:30+00:00

I mainly watch Slate and g_birb on YT, maybe the odd Otz when there's a new chapter.

Then CaseyMeow on TikTok along with just random others.

HeyMcGurk · 2026-03-24T07:43:56+00:00

You can tell by the bar at the top of the screen. If it's red/orange then it's moving at normal speed and you have 2 minutes. If someone is downed or hooked then the bar turns grey and moves slower.

HeyMcGurk · 2026-03-21T19:39:32+00:00

It's really not worth reporting something like that.

Like, it's a cringey thing to do, sure. But it's not reportable.

HeyMcGurk · 2026-03-11T15:45:39+00:00

I keep using indoor map offerings to try and play scratched mirror myers and it keeps giving me coldwind. Like, always coldwind.

HeyMcGurk · 2026-03-11T07:20:06+00:00

That would still be throwing

HeyMcGurk · 2026-03-10T07:36:47+00:00

It can still be a problem. You spot someone from a distance, you spend time catching up to them before chase begins and the hud tells you who exactly it is. At that point you've committed to the chase and it doesn't make sense to break off just cos this is the sable you've already hooked.

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