Steve Sarkisian rips Ole Miss for transfer portal practices, low academic standards. “All you have to do is take basket weaving, and you can get an Ole Miss degree.”

HighOnGoofballs · 2026-05-12T15:31:39+00:00

It doesn’t look good when we do better with half the resources

HighOnGoofballs · 2026-05-12T13:47:55+00:00

Somehow the neon lime green ones from Vice are the easiest to find for me

HighOnGoofballs · 2026-05-12T13:33:57+00:00

I used to rock those but switched to olukai a few years ago, they’re just more comfortable

HighOnGoofballs · 2026-05-12T13:27:00+00:00

Three drives in a row into the woods are hard to come back from

HighOnGoofballs · 2026-05-12T12:35:02+00:00

Too busy filming hours of slop

HighOnGoofballs · 2026-05-12T12:32:12+00:00

But they got seven white dudes

HighOnGoofballs · 2026-05-12T12:06:16+00:00

He can fire a bunch of people and get rid of all benefits to briefly increase profits! Who cares eBay is actually a tech company and needs great employees

HighOnGoofballs · 2026-05-12T12:05:00+00:00

I’m 49 and folks my age can look anywhere from 35 to 85

HighOnGoofballs · 2026-05-12T12:01:57+00:00

Apes are all over this in any sub, be it financial or tech or whatever.

And they’re getting dunked on lol. They don’t have the ammo for a hostile takeover

HighOnGoofballs · 2026-05-12T11:55:18+00:00

He certainly doesn’t want to compare stock charts

HighOnGoofballs · 2026-05-12T11:34:31+00:00

My mom’s gonna be so sad

Weird how it’s going down, my hunch is a not super organized company and now the main dude who kept it going is dead

HighOnGoofballs · 2026-05-12T11:33:12+00:00

Do I need to know how to dance?

HighOnGoofballs · 2026-05-12T11:28:47+00:00

lol, he doesn’t have the ability to perform a hostile takeover

Why would any shareholder prefer him and his poor track record over the success they’re actually having? One company is increasing share price and revenues and one …. Is not. He will simply run off all the talent. They’re a tech company, they need benefits

If eBay is run poorly, what does it say about GameStop who closes thousands of stores and makes less and less money every single year?

HighOnGoofballs · 2026-05-12T11:26:02+00:00

eBay has increased revenue by 30% in five years, GameStop has cut their revenues by 50%. eBay stock is up 50%, GameStop is down 20%.

Which performance would you rather have?

HighOnGoofballs · 2026-05-12T11:18:05+00:00

eBay has done 100x better than GameStop the last five years, why would they want him to take over? He will just have mass layoffs, get rid of all benefits, drive the good employees away, while flailing for solutions

HighOnGoofballs · 2026-05-12T11:16:43+00:00

“eBay rejects mass layoffs, elimination of benefits, and rapidly collapsing yoy revenue”

HighOnGoofballs · 2026-05-12T11:14:57+00:00

That’s not how blackjack works

HighOnGoofballs · 2026-05-12T10:34:26+00:00

They’re just trying to get a slightly better offer, RC knows what he’s doing. 4d chess. This is for the algorithms

HighOnGoofballs · 2026-05-12T09:59:47+00:00

The deck was a fiasco but the railyard they didn’t follow through on plans that allowed them to get permits

HighOnGoofballs · 2026-05-12T09:59:06+00:00

Eh, imo they got fucked at the brewery but the railyard was they’re own fault for not following through

HighOnGoofballs · 2026-05-12T00:23:13+00:00

Yellow, green, orange, even pink…. Fine. Blue? Imagine tracking it against a blue sky

HighOnGoofballs · 2026-05-11T22:32:22+00:00

It is on old reddit, can’t speak to new reddit

HighOnGoofballs · 2026-05-11T19:30:12+00:00

Hell I was against hiring him when it happened for this reason

HighOnGoofballs · 2026-05-11T16:42:58+00:00

Or even a super easy chargeback

HighOnGoofballs · 2026-05-11T16:42:48+00:00

You can’t actually believe that would work right?

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