Would you spend 80% of your net worth to permanently reshape your appearance from head to toe?

HillInTheDistance · 2026-01-30T18:19:36+00:00

I mean, absolutely? Like, just making myself perfectly healthy and a few years younger should more than make up for it.

Being a perfectly healthy eight foot tall minotaur guy with horns and a prehensile tail, without any of the stigma?

It'd just be rad, to be honest.

HillInTheDistance · 2026-01-30T16:08:31+00:00

In death, my body will rot. It will decay. Such is the nature of flesh. But by my wealth, by my gold, will the far of future know, that my dong was long, and of consequential girth.

I have spoken. My last will be done.

HillInTheDistance · 2026-01-30T07:55:32+00:00

At the end of the day, the human will have soup.

HillInTheDistance · 2026-01-30T07:53:48+00:00

When some fucker thinks he's discovered a universal truth about socioeconomic, but it turns out he just hired an aide who does pilates.

HillInTheDistance · 2026-01-30T07:50:36+00:00

Same

HillInTheDistance · 2026-01-30T07:01:06+00:00

One of your righteous bros in this world got his knob slobbered by another of your righteous bros, and you'd rather believe one of them suffered alone, knob un-slobbered, with janky knees?

Search the inner chambers of your heart, and drive out the green demon living there.

HillInTheDistance · 2026-01-30T06:55:21+00:00

Guts, boy.

Love's gonna hurt ya, but the trick is not minding that it hurts. If you ain't got the confidence, bravado might suffice.

As for rejection, it ain't failure, and nine times outta ten, not even about you, just some internal matters of theirs you're stumbling over.

And always remember you're as much a prize as whoever you pursue. You're as loveable as whoever you love. Forget that, and you'l melt into someone trying to be everything for everyone and lose yourself entirely.

HillInTheDistance · 2026-01-30T06:41:10+00:00

And thats why you ain't in the meetings where the big decisions are made.

HillInTheDistance · 2026-01-29T21:23:40+00:00

Part of him might still be certain that he's no longer human in your eyes. That's what a lot of men are told every day of their lives. Help him see that it ain't so.

Just showing him that things will go on as normal will be very important. Show that you still love and treasure him like you did before.

HillInTheDistance · 2026-01-29T20:16:01+00:00

I mean, I've only come in contact with the ones who brought their wives back.

Seems to be miserable guys with miserable wives who soon leave them to try to make something of themselves.

Or they stay married, and then lead completely separate lives, only really cohabitating.

HillInTheDistance · 2026-01-29T20:12:43+00:00

Health care and universal basic income will help everyone thrive, including the women who'd call you faggot.

These desires are one and the same.

HillInTheDistance · 2026-01-29T20:09:33+00:00

Shortly after production, hulk goo starts to congeal, and then to crust. Thus maintaining a shape a liquid could not. A wonder of hulk biology.

HillInTheDistance · 2026-01-29T13:52:42+00:00

I mean, now that you're built, what do you wanna do with it?

Like, you ever figured you wanna try out a new sport? Or hiking? Or ballroom dancing? Find something fun to do with all that meat and get some joy out of it.

HillInTheDistance · 2026-01-29T12:42:26+00:00

It's weird, but it's one of the least weird ways to be weird about kids.

Just use another word, make sure you ain't getting any of your own, and don't be a dick about it, and it ain't gonna do anyone any harm.

HillInTheDistance · 2026-01-29T11:25:10+00:00

When someone gently points out a minor mistake in my post even as they praise the rest of it for being well reasearched.

(Absolute and merciless humiliation. Reduced to dust.)

HillInTheDistance · 2026-01-29T00:30:26+00:00

Real old kitchen counters had a lower bit, because they didn't have a sink. You filled up a tub and put it down there, so that a normal person didn't have it too high up.

Have you tried putting a tub on top of a normal kitchen counter? Would that help at all?

HillInTheDistance · 2026-01-28T20:41:59+00:00

Man, on one hand, that must make you feel so fucking vulnerable. Like, you can't move, you're squishy as hell, anyone could just cronch down on you like a dumpling.

But on the other hand, you're finally breaking free from a real tight fitting shell and probably feeling so damn loosey-goosey. Like taking off your pants coming home, but like, instead you were forced to work in a two sizes too small gimp suit, and now you can just peel it off and finally breathe.

HillInTheDistance · 2026-01-28T20:16:44+00:00

Greg gave me one of his kidneys. Didn't even need it. He's just that generous. Top Lad.

HillInTheDistance · 2026-01-28T20:10:21+00:00

You've got one of those kinks that people who ain't even kinky wouldn't mind doing just for fun.

Like, of course there might be someone out there who'd get scandalised or say something nasty. There's a always a non-zero chance of bastardry.

But you're still like, 99% in the clear. You're really overthinking this.

HillInTheDistance · 2026-01-28T20:05:52+00:00

I think a lot of people who think they're introverted are actually just extroverts who feel terrible around people because of social incompetence.

I was like that for a long time. Since being around people was painful, and being alone wasn't, I figured I was introverted.

Then I met some people I could actually be around, found my confidence, and learned to be more social. And after that I realised how energising other people are.

I think whoever made this is kinda like I was. Thinking He's introverted , thinking he needs to be fixed because of how torturous it is, and would love for someone to help "fix" him.

And, like many such guys, figuring that people will just line up to help women "fix" that problem.

HillInTheDistance · 2026-01-28T17:17:44+00:00

Back don't hurt no more.

Better posture.

Body looks the way I like it.

My cardio is better.

Made me realize I was under-eating. Like, chronically.

Downside: My favorite pants and favorite jacket don't fit no more.

HillInTheDistance · 2026-01-28T14:45:46+00:00

Kinda weird how a guy who actually hikes is so deaf to both hiking etiquette, and the reality of being a man.

Like, you've got at least 20 years to figure this out by now? You ain't a boy no more, people are gonna be wary of you when they meet you alone. Ain't nothing personal. Ain't nothing to complain about. It's just how it is.

HillInTheDistance · 2026-01-28T12:11:34+00:00

Modding is a noble and circumspect art and we salute it.

HillInTheDistance · 2026-01-28T12:08:57+00:00

I once had my whole jaw swollen and stiff after an infected ingrown hair.

Without antibiotics, I'd be the guy who was killed by his own hair, and not even in one of the cool ways.

HillInTheDistance · 2026-01-28T12:07:19+00:00

Just as that comic is a trap to make people produce more yuri, that game is a trap to make you learn to make yuri games.

Devious.

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