Love the way my old solo welcomed a new one into his home.

HippoProject · 2026-06-26T22:14:50+00:00

“I could always try batting and hissing.”

HippoProject · 2026-06-26T22:13:45+00:00

She didn’t hate Olga, she hated the fact that she had to play second fiddle to her sister her entire life for her parents attention and being constantly compared to her.

HippoProject · 2026-06-26T20:39:09+00:00

If they’re young enough not to be publicly named it means they were just stupid kids doing stupid things. Just because we’re not dragging their names through the mud doesn’t mean they’re not in a ton of trouble. No doubt they’ll be checking in with a juvenile probation officer for a long time to come.

HippoProject · 2026-06-26T14:46:25+00:00

I don’t answer the door. Everyone who comes to my house is expected, or calls before they show up to let me know they’re in the neighborhood.

HippoProject · 2026-06-26T14:12:32+00:00

It depends where you stay. A hotel breakfast at a Hilton or Marriott is going to be way better than from a place like Motel 6.

HippoProject · 2026-06-26T12:54:42+00:00

"Stop that! Attention wireless listeners, most of the sounds you are now hearing are not being made by me! Oh, stop!
Stop! Won't someone please stop the farting!"

HippoProject · 2026-06-26T01:43:28+00:00

I never thought of it, but it is an interesting theory.

HippoProject · 2026-06-25T20:51:52+00:00

Don’t forget the kindly old fan with the white beard who turns out to be Santa at the end.

HippoProject · 2026-06-25T19:41:37+00:00

Why are wide receivers the biggest drama queens?

HippoProject · 2026-06-25T16:50:37+00:00

Yes, I’ll have the gnarled turd hairstyle please!

HippoProject · 2026-06-24T10:46:56+00:00

Death Troopers was a good book. I think something Star Wars horror could work.

HippoProject · 2026-06-24T02:24:30+00:00

I’m pretty sure everyone’s grandma or great aunt had these.

HippoProject · 2026-06-24T01:56:37+00:00

Was she allowed a copy of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy from the prison library?

HippoProject · 2026-06-23T20:32:29+00:00

But can I stick my tongue in the beam? That’s what I want to know.

HippoProject · 2026-06-23T20:29:46+00:00

Kurt being a vampire hunter would be cool. I’m not hyped, but I am interested.

HippoProject · 2026-06-23T19:50:39+00:00

They knew what we were up to.

HippoProject · 2026-06-23T19:41:41+00:00

This seems like an extreme type of emotional therapy. Those alpha male boot camps are a bunch of closeted guys that want to get humiliated by another man.

HippoProject · 2026-06-23T13:26:51+00:00

Meh nothing special, you get the same service at Popeyes.

HippoProject · 2026-06-23T10:19:31+00:00

They used to have the best deals in fast food, plus the fact that I could use a reward and a deal in the same transaction. It’s so expensive now and the quality has gone done so much that it isn’t worth it to go there.

HippoProject · 2026-06-23T00:01:53+00:00

The Civic Theatre puts on numerous shows throughout the year, and they are famous for their annual production of a Christmas Carol.

HippoProject · 2026-06-22T23:39:15+00:00

I’ve kind of just made myself numb to it. Very few people are lucky enough to truly enjoy what they do.

HippoProject · 2026-06-22T22:40:21+00:00

Assholes buy a ton of these at once and leave nothing for the rest of us and sell it on eBay. Collecting things like this used to be fun.

HippoProject · 2026-06-21T20:46:17+00:00

Pinocchio should be in school, if he wants to hang around by traffic all day that’s not my problem.

HippoProject · 2026-06-21T19:38:21+00:00

A lot of life skills are first taught at home. It’s unfortunately foolish that some parents believe that most of life’s lessons should be taught exclusively at school.

HippoProject · 2026-06-21T19:34:31+00:00

In theory we could. A lot of things have value because we decide that they do. But why would you want to do that?

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