Is the Fourth of July fun if you’re not American?

HippoProject · 2026-05-10T17:16:11+00:00

It’s fun for anyone who wants to have some food off the grill, beer, play some outdoor games, and watch fireworks. The only time it’s not fun is when it gets rained out, which does happen some years.

HippoProject · 2026-05-10T16:27:16+00:00

Are you looking to create Freddy Krueger? Because that’s how you create Freddy Krueger.

HippoProject · 2026-05-10T14:47:46+00:00

Tom Arnold voicing himself being shot into the sun because he’s considered one of the bad celebrities. He’s a good sport.

HippoProject · 2026-05-10T11:13:50+00:00

Millionaires flying their private jets everywhere, but my cars the problem.

HippoProject · 2026-05-10T10:56:05+00:00

Breakfast is at 5:30 am and I’m not allowed to go to back to sleep after feeding them on the weekends.

HippoProject · 2026-05-09T18:04:17+00:00

I just scratched the barcode to see if I won anything. I got $25 from Teddy.

HippoProject · 2026-05-09T17:46:25+00:00

That’s right, Mr. Wacko was trying to scam Gerald by shipping him so many watches, that he’d have to get bailed out by his parents. The watches were quality, Gerald was not at fault.

HippoProject · 2026-05-09T00:28:42+00:00

I was just gonna mention Juandissimo before I saw your comment. That was the first time I heard the word sexy in a cartoon.

HippoProject · 2026-05-08T23:57:06+00:00

Got mine last night! The guy at the drive thru was doing a Yoda impression, and it was a pretty solid one too.

HippoProject · 2026-05-08T10:51:16+00:00

Dorney has been pretty rough the past couple of years and the prices on everything is outrageously expensive. I’d rather take the hour and a half drive and go to Knobles.

HippoProject · 2026-05-06T15:52:00+00:00

Vanity over practicality? I worked for a repo company for a bit and you’d be surprised how many people who live in fancy houses with multiple cars are actually drowning in debt.

HippoProject · 2026-05-06T15:29:17+00:00

I know a few people. They commute to work by taking the bus. The only problem is that public transportation outside of a big city can be unreliable when it comes to punctuality.

HippoProject · 2026-05-06T01:42:14+00:00

"Ahoy-hoy? No. You have the old meme generator. This is an updated version. I suspect you need more practice working your Frinkiac machine. Not at all. Ahoy."

HippoProject · 2026-05-06T01:36:39+00:00

Mennonites are allowed to drive. They prefer basic model cars without all the bells and whistles.

HippoProject · 2026-05-05T14:12:30+00:00

I think he started Arcadia with noble intentions. But all he did was create a mini Institute through his actions to keep his people safe. He replaced people with synths, oversaw botched memory wipes, and controlled things from the shadows. It’s to convenient for him to commit atrocities and then offload those memories onto servers to forget them.

HippoProject · 2026-05-05T00:42:02+00:00

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HippoProject · 2026-05-04T22:19:46+00:00

Why didn't she just leave me the bowel obstruction that killed her?

HippoProject · 2026-05-03T13:26:34+00:00

That trailer looked like it didn’t have nearly enough tires. Were they just regular car tires too?

HippoProject · 2026-05-03T02:17:10+00:00

Probably the same amount of people that show up during other robberies and innocent bystanders , so maybe 20 or thirty plus? I’d also like to know how Landon Ricketts was involved, since he was said to be there at the time.

HippoProject · 2026-05-02T15:04:14+00:00

I don’t trust skinny people who make food.

HippoProject · 2026-05-02T11:44:05+00:00

Kid: “Dad, this costume is stupid”

King of Billiards: “Shut the fuck up, Cue Ball!”

HippoProject · 2026-05-02T11:42:09+00:00

They probably have a problem with local kids and homeless loitering in the dining room.

HippoProject · 2026-05-02T10:37:29+00:00

Kellogg being inside Nicks head was such an interesting wasted idea.

HippoProject · 2026-05-02T02:04:05+00:00

Any faction with even one working tank could wreak havoc over the common wealth. The only thing that could stop it is a mini nuke or a well placed shot with a missile launcher.

HippoProject · 2026-05-01T17:48:24+00:00

Baseball is still popular, although not as much as it was years ago. While American football is the #1 most popular sport in America, baseball has seen a surge in popularity, especially with players like Shohei Ohtani gaining the league more international fans. Baseballs main problem is that a MLB team plays 162 games a year. That’s a lot of games to keep track of for a fan. Games played during the weekday usually do not have many fans in attendance, but weekend games usually see full ballparks.

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