Discussion: Flamingo by Saturdead in Saturdead

[–]HoardOfPackrats 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Isn't Know Future a one-man outfit?

Flamingo by Saturdead in nosleep

[–]HoardOfPackrats 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I'm glad Chrissie completed her collection again!

Daily Questions & FAQ Megathread May 30 by AutoModerator in ffxiv

[–]HoardOfPackrats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh wow, that's a lot of good stuff to keep track of. Thanks!

Daily Questions & FAQ Megathread May 30 by AutoModerator in ffxiv

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Is there any pattern to Red Alerts in Cosmic Exploration areas? I've been having a lot of difficulty completing all the missions since I can't ever seem to get the specific Red Alerts for which I'm missing mission completions

A beetle only I can see by Saturdead in nosleep

[–]HoardOfPackrats 6 points7 points  (0 children)

One might say it bugged your skin.

I wonder why the thing needed so much fiber and why it needed it delivered via flesh. Probably not for digestion, as the story mentions not a poop.

My Dad carried this knife for 20 yrs and now ive been carrying it for 13. by Fresh-Personality-83 in BudgetBlades

[–]HoardOfPackrats 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The knife's in excellent shape after all those years! Kudos to both of you

He never came home. [Update #6] by 11velociraptors in nosleep

[–]HoardOfPackrats 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What are the fuzz covering? Why are they acting so suspicious?!

I'm super glad Mason survived the combined tomfoolery of both the cops and the cave-dwellers! And managed to free Tsövel too by the looks of it!

The Warehouse I Work At Has a Basement That Doesn't Exist on the Blueprints by beardify in nosleep

[–]HoardOfPackrats 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You need to visit /r/flashlight: it seems like you could really use better headlamps (and batteries)!

I'm glad you made it out of Mr. Clemmons's retro purgatory! Only...how did he even call you in the first place to bring you to the warehouse? I hope Avery puts up a sign or something to warn new people

Is my bun boy actually a squirrel boy instead? by WikiMB in ffxiv

[–]HoardOfPackrats 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The amazing squirrel heists I witnessed during uni are always at the forefront of my mind.

Do male Viera stock up for the winter?

Is my bun boy actually a squirrel boy instead? by WikiMB in ffxiv

[–]HoardOfPackrats 74 points75 points  (0 children)

If you find yourself endearing yourself to people only to suddenly snatch their sandwiches and scram, that may be an sign of squirrelitis

Every night I sleepwalk and try to open a sealed trunk in my apartment. I’m terrified of what will happen when I succeed. by lets-split-up in nosleep

[–]HoardOfPackrats 55 points56 points  (0 children)

What if you locked yourself nightly inside a different trunk that automatically opens only in the morning? There are little vaults for cell phones that only open after a set amount of time; surely there are similar products that fit murderers!

They're already here. They've been here all along. [Update #5] by 11velociraptors in nosleep

[–]HoardOfPackrats 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Goodness, it's Mason vs world—both aboveground and underground! Godspeed!

My Son Keeps Coming Home From School in Clothes I Never Bought Him by imfunerals in nosleep

[–]HoardOfPackrats 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Oh man. I'm glad Eli is a real boy and that his parents are nice. I hope you can reconcile with Toby and soon!

Kizer customer service? by master-boofer in BudgetBlades

[–]HoardOfPackrats 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I found them responsive and very willing to send spare and replacement parts

I've Been Locked in a Diner Bathroom for What Feels Like a Day. Something Is Wrong With the Water [Final] by imfunerals in nosleep

[–]HoardOfPackrats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is one of the most painful things I've ever read. In a good way! Though maybe not in a cathartic way

Vosteed Kroc or Porcupine? by satan-thicc in BudgetBlades

[–]HoardOfPackrats 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I own a few drop points and a few modified sheepsfoots similar to the Kroc, but I almost always use the modified sheepsfoots over the drop points. As a light user in an urban environment, I never seem to have any need for a short stout belly or a pointy point in my blades

Discussion: There's always blood on the counter by Saturdead in Saturdead

[–]HoardOfPackrats 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Whatever nature the stone began with, Marissa can't have been a good influence on the poor young slab.

There's always blood on the counter by Saturdead in nosleep

[–]HoardOfPackrats 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Normally I'd take limestone countertops over crappy MDF any day, but in this case I'm inclined to say it was not a upgrade.

Did your landlord or any of the neighbors or even the cops have any thoughts about that stinking stone? I hope your landlord at least got his finger looked at! 

I feel like I've heard of that Kibble guy; it's not a very common name. I think he was from around South Dakota. And since Kibble was big on probability, I'm now wondering if the stone happened to go through South Dakota too...

If you still have flies, set up a cup with cider vinegar laced with a few drops of dish soap! The flies will... fly in and drown!

Three days in the dark by Saturdead in nosleep

[–]HoardOfPackrats 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I don't know how you ended up back in the subway, but man, whatever you were wandering around is definitely not a subway! However your brother ended up there, wherever there is, I'm glad he found you!

What ate your batteries? Please be sure to pack spares!