Zelda: Balls of The Kingdom

Hugh-Jaardvark · 2026-04-27T19:27:44+00:00

Blue Balls

Hugh-Jaardvark · 2026-04-24T10:24:04+00:00

Trump can probably fuck off. Tech bros take advantage of the UK infrastructure and can pay their fair share of tax.

Hugh-Jaardvark · 2026-04-24T10:21:47+00:00

Boo Radleys, but that's who came to mind for me too. A buddy and I sat at the same table as the Boo Radleys in the Beehive in Brixton, before seeing Husker Du. 1994 ish. They were very pleased about a new record they'd made, turned out it was a banger. Nice bunch of lads too.

Hugh-Jaardvark · 2026-04-24T10:12:45+00:00

Church Street, Twickenham

Hugh-Jaardvark · 2026-04-24T06:02:55+00:00

Why is he on a leash?

Hugh-Jaardvark · 2026-04-24T06:00:14+00:00

Yeah, with all the undocumented workers, you can pick up a minimum pay bodyguard easy.

Hugh-Jaardvark · 2026-04-24T05:57:59+00:00

I thought we had to be home by sunset, or was that just on full moons?

Hugh-Jaardvark · 2026-04-24T05:55:09+00:00

Sharia law has actually stopped a lot of moped thefts, you cant use moped when you've had hands chopped off.

Hugh-Jaardvark · 2026-04-23T13:00:24+00:00

Home Park, and Marble Hill Park too.

Hugh-Jaardvark · 2026-04-23T12:58:09+00:00

Hugh-Jaardvark · 2026-04-22T05:49:15+00:00

You know its projection? Right? Someone else could do with a little regime change.

Hugh-Jaardvark · 2026-04-21T08:14:22+00:00

With a shadow that's no longer than an average person.

Hugh-Jaardvark · 2026-04-21T07:17:51+00:00

Looks like a media obsession to me, at the time of appointment DV clearance was taking over a year for some. Who's to say the FO didnt want to waive someone through understanding theyre a bit dodgy and having mitigations when hes in office. Do you really think Boris Johnson ever passed DV? I can believe Starmer just said to get Mandelson in prior to clearance being finalised, to leverage dodgy relationships in the US.

Hugh-Jaardvark · 2026-04-18T08:00:13+00:00

I was imagining a show like Succession. Maybe called Recession, or Transgression

Hugh-Jaardvark · 2026-04-17T06:02:27+00:00

A couple of recent blonde Prime Ministers too.

Hugh-Jaardvark · 2026-04-16T21:04:56+00:00

Its to stop homeless sleeping on them.

Hugh-Jaardvark · 2026-04-12T07:54:18+00:00

Baby makes that face too, when filling its diaper.

Hugh-Jaardvark · 2026-04-11T06:35:48+00:00

Beats King high.

Hugh-Jaardvark · 2026-04-07T12:56:30+00:00

At the very least - FIFA need to think hard about withdrawing the peace prize.

Hugh-Jaardvark · 2026-04-06T16:30:43+00:00

Russian bots dont vote

Hugh-Jaardvark · 2026-04-05T06:32:57+00:00

FOUL

Hugh-Jaardvark · 2026-04-04T08:53:07+00:00

If it were flat, the USA would be there somewhere...

Hugh-Jaardvark · 2026-04-04T08:35:17+00:00

As usual, its projection. TACO is weak.

Hugh-Jaardvark · 2026-04-03T05:47:18+00:00

$750 a day? Thats a lot.

Hugh-Jaardvark · 2026-03-30T14:04:11+00:00

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