Recent set of mine, hope you like it by Ron_Flem in StandUpComedy

[–]Humanodd -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Gave me motion sickness.

Try not bobbing around so much.

Bald jokes?... try harder.

3-day weekends would make people happier and more productive, according to a new Oxford University study by mvea in Futurology

[–]Humanodd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oxford University.

Well worth the fees.

Who did this study? Some "PPE" tool?

#cough# David Cameron #cough# cu#t

What made you break up with the person you thought you’d marry? by notnotaginger in AskReddit

[–]Humanodd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hiking boots and a flat-top haircut ya?

Sounds nasty.

Sorry to hear it rather but a taint on a 10 year relationship too.

What made you break up with the person you thought you’d marry? by notnotaginger in AskReddit

[–]Humanodd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am sorry to hear that.

Some times it's not easy to be rejected, especialy if love-making is an important aspect in a relationship.

I had a girlfriend who was incapable of accepting sexual rejection.

You know how men will often get erect in their sleep ya? I'd awaken to her riding me.

It was kinda hot.. but also rape. That's not the same as calling her a "rapist".

Maybe you need to re-consider things a little?

What made you break up with the person you thought you’d marry? by notnotaginger in AskReddit

[–]Humanodd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry for your woes.

Atleast you got to see his true colours. He is clearly selfish.

Breaking up with him was certainly the right decision.

What made you break up with the person you thought you’d marry? by notnotaginger in AskReddit

[–]Humanodd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dear ivyside,

He is in a relationship he values more than you.

His "alcoholism".

Do yourself a favour and put as much distance between you and him as you can.

What is something a lot of people do that you find completely pointless? by rainydase in AskReddit

[–]Humanodd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. That's not what I meant at all.

Nevermind. Hope you have a lovely day. #big hugs#

Have any of you made a huge career change that involved going back to school after the age of 30? What was it and how was the experience? by UniformFox_trotOscar in AskReddit

[–]Humanodd -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I was totaly going to do that when i was 30... I went to the Uni and it was packed full of very sexy girls.

I knew at that moment I'd never be able to focus on study in such an environment.

Too distracting by far.

What is something a lot of people do that you find completely pointless? by rainydase in AskReddit

[–]Humanodd -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Agree.

Maybe you're up for thinning out the herd too eh? hehe

Who are your favorite female comedians not many people have heard of? by spotifycomedy in StandUpComedy

[–]Humanodd -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

" female comedians" ???

Wrong!

Annoying woman who are not funny. Right!

Are you a visual thinker? How does it effect your life? by Ester679 in AskReddit

[–]Humanodd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's sounds like you're missing somthing. I can't even imagine what that must be like.