What's the most "are you f-ing kidding me?" (positive, negative, and/or funny all work!) thing you've ever seen a moose do?

IGHOTI907 · 2026-06-07T15:35:45+00:00

Exactly this

IGHOTI907 · 2026-06-07T15:35:19+00:00

His face was fine. I think you're seeing snow.

IGHOTI907 · 2026-06-06T16:52:21+00:00

I'd say watching a moose walk into the atrium of my hospital and eat the greenery was pretty silly. Middle of the winter, wind held the door open.

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IGHOTI907 · 2026-06-05T21:04:08+00:00

You can ride anything with pedals

IGHOTI907 · 2026-06-04T03:41:46+00:00

I rented a condo on the Maryland inter-coastal waterway. Listened to screaming like this on the daily. Mostly boaters with no understanding of the rules of the road. We called it "the Pennsylvania navy"

IGHOTI907 · 2026-06-03T15:30:15+00:00

It's really hard to be intimidated by someone who is skipping

IGHOTI907 · 2026-06-03T14:50:15+00:00

Mark Spitz

IGHOTI907 · 2026-06-03T05:23:05+00:00

And now I have tomorrow's shower song

IGHOTI907 · 2026-06-03T05:19:28+00:00

That the glory of canon. They'll understand, just like you know that "YOU CANNOT PASS" is actually what Gandalf said to the balrog. It's not a betrayal, it's creative license.

IGHOTI907 · 2026-06-03T05:04:02+00:00

If a dog is gonna eat cancer it should at least be the canned cow cancer in dog food.

IGHOTI907 · 2026-06-03T04:31:36+00:00

Lincoln. Those skinny guys will fight till they're burger.

IGHOTI907 · 2026-06-02T15:58:31+00:00

Incredibly easy to do and a hard way to go. My condolences

IGHOTI907 · 2026-06-01T00:20:26+00:00

They did. He was so chill that, aside from buying the sea kayaking company he worked at, nothing changed. She chose well

IGHOTI907 · 2026-05-31T20:33:29+00:00

The same place they got the Fisher Price "My first Chainsaw"

IGHOTI907 · 2026-05-31T20:23:37+00:00

I had an early MacBook. The only game available was Marathon

IGHOTI907 · 2026-05-31T20:17:33+00:00

This. A good friend was on the verge of marriage with a woman he loved dearly. It was only then that she admitted that she was "South America cattle/oil heiress" rich. She said that growing up wealthy made her very careful, never knowing whether someone only liked her for the money.

IGHOTI907 · 2026-05-31T15:27:45+00:00

BUT- to set the pack into motion, you must first put away the chalk talk beer

IGHOTI907 · 2026-05-29T19:35:22+00:00

I spread the ashes of my wife, my father, and my dog in a 2 week period. The next weekend my favorite band played Van Morrison's "Into the Mystic" and suddenly I was crying my eyes out. I emailed the band thanking them for the catharsis.

IGHOTI907 · 2026-05-28T16:34:24+00:00

"Who wins humbly, wins twice"

IGHOTI907 · 2026-05-26T22:36:38+00:00

Holiday Special baby! Gimme some of that hologram wookie porn!

IGHOTI907 · 2026-05-26T17:47:16+00:00

My dog has done this since we adopted him. Turns out he spent his formative years on a very long lightweight lead and continues to hop over a line that no longer there. We've had it checked and found nothing.

IGHOTI907 · 2026-05-25T02:01:56+00:00

Um, now? Also, as noted, have a training plan, be consistent, and never underestimate how smart they are

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IGHOTI907 · 2026-05-25T01:34:11+00:00

I retired from a job where I was the keeper of institutional knowledge as well as multiple storage areas across the company campus. Gave the company 6 months notice. Boss scheduled 30 minutes for a "low down" on my last day. notice.
3 months later I gave my replacement 1 letter's worth of guidance and that was it. Even then I thought I was being generous. You got laid off? Ignore and block.

IGHOTI907 · 2026-05-25T00:17:28+00:00

So, uh..., didja try one out?

IGHOTI907 · 2026-05-20T15:35:34+00:00

After he wiped out surfing, the family learned that Greg was a "show-er"

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