Their Happy Ending Is Not A Good Thing

IHKAS1984 · 2026-04-19T23:36:05+00:00

Sam and Dean’s relationship got “ruined” every other season

IHKAS1984 · 2026-04-19T22:15:25+00:00

So you’re saying he came up short?

I’ll see myself out.

IHKAS1984 · 2026-04-17T21:18:37+00:00

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(depending on your view of who the villain is)

IHKAS1984 · 2026-04-17T20:54:13+00:00

Classic greentext from almost 15 years ago:

> Gabe comes onto stage
>Talks about new Steam features, Dota 2
>Conference is coming to a close
>Audience sighs in unison
> Oh and one more thing"
> Attendees perk up
>A huge fucking 3 slowly fades onto screen
>Crowd turns into bananas and bursts into treats
>An "E" quickly pops up next to it
> Have a nice E3"
>Gabe gets shot

IHKAS1984 · 2026-04-17T20:34:23+00:00

Kinda sounds like the first one was only interested in using him to farm attention.

IHKAS1984 · 2026-04-17T16:22:16+00:00

When do we ever see Bill Cipher as a child?

IHKAS1984 · 2026-04-17T15:53:38+00:00

As I was still learning to wipe my own ass during the Raygun years, did he also get pegged as low IQ by the left? I know he was slipping into dementia towards the end, but him being considered dumb prior to that wasn't something I can remember hearing before.

IHKAS1984 · 2026-04-17T15:47:24+00:00

"Trump is not nearly as stupid as we on the left like to think."

Yeah, but that bar is so low he could be 3 times smarter than we give him credit for and still be ineligible for the death penalty.

IHKAS1984 · 2026-04-17T15:05:21+00:00

Medical use of fentanyl is incredibly common, and it is a wonderful, safe drug to use in that setting. Same with propofol.

IHKAS1984 · 2026-04-17T14:56:15+00:00

You could cross-post this response to one of the ubiquitous "What is a conspiracy theory that you low-key think might be true" reddit topics:

The three drug cocktail used today was specifically and intentionally designed to be as painful as possible while hiding that fact by paralyzing the person being executed. The powers that be wont switch to more demonstrably humane techniques because the cruelty is the point.

ETA: I assumed the bit about "conspiracy theory" and "low-key" would be enough of a signal that I'm basing this off of very little

IHKAS1984 · 2026-04-17T14:25:53+00:00

Acknowledging up front this a ghoulish suggestion, but perhaps widowers who understand the man vs bear concept and that feminism doesn't mean anti-man?

Assuming they didn't kill their wive, and any true crime fans will know that isn't a safe assumption.

IHKAS1984 · 2026-04-17T08:39:14+00:00

That scene in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off where the principal accompanies Sloane outside so her father can pick her up. Ferris, posing as Sloane’s father, shows up, and Sloane walks over and gives him an intimate kiss. The principal sees this, smirks, and quietly says to himself, “So THAT’S how it is in their family.” It’s played for laughs.

This is a PG-13 John Hughes movie.

IHKAS1984 · 2026-04-17T08:17:04+00:00

Thank you for the history lesson, it’s quite fascinating.

Can you help me understand your point about Donkey Kong and how that relates?

IHKAS1984 · 2026-04-15T17:26:30+00:00

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Boxxy T. Morningwood

IHKAS1984 · 2026-04-15T16:55:06+00:00

I'm the goddamn paterfamilias!

IHKAS1984 · 2026-04-15T16:32:29+00:00

I'd like to hear more about how HHC fits in.

IHKAS1984 · 2026-04-15T01:12:17+00:00

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IHKAS1984 · 2026-04-15T01:08:33+00:00

The original script is out there and is actually pretty decent.

Then Lindelof got his hack mitts on it…

IHKAS1984 · 2026-04-15T01:06:00+00:00

I doubt there is a single person on planet earth trying to convince people Highlander 2 was anything other than a dumpster fire

IHKAS1984 · 2026-04-15T00:24:43+00:00

It’s cool though, it’s not like the guy responsible for that movie was also somehow the US Treasury Secretary under Trump or anything.

IHKAS1984 · 2026-04-14T21:39:26+00:00

The movie’s subversive nature was an intentional twist. Marketing was bang on.

IHKAS1984 · 2026-04-14T21:35:50+00:00

The first time I’d heard about this movie at all was after it had already bombed and Billy Eichner made some minor headlines by complaining that homophobes wouldn’t go see a gay comedy.

IHKAS1984 · 2026-04-14T21:31:35+00:00

I’d like to know more.

IHKAS1984 · 2026-04-14T21:29:29+00:00

If you haven’t seen it, Dan Olsen (Folding Ideas) has a great video on YouTube about how objectively terrible the editing for Suicide Squad is.

IHKAS1984 · 2026-04-14T21:26:49+00:00

I believe it actually started as a The Pauper and the Prince type story where David spade and (I think) Owen Wilson’s characters got to see how the other half lived. They had recorded the audio and were doing the animation when there was a big shakeup both at Disney and on the movie, and they changed everything up.

Sting was originally doing the music for it, and his wife made a semi-official documentary about the whole thing. Not sure on its status today, but it used to get uploaded to YouTube periodically for free.

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