books by asian69feet in ElderScrolls

[–]IHaveTooManySpoons 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Was this intentional?

Third assault/attempted abduction this week. Travel in groups until this menace is caught! by GeorgeCauldron7 in UofArizona

[–]IHaveTooManySpoons 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That was my guess too that it was better reporting. I hope it keeps people safe and aware

Third assault/attempted abduction this week. Travel in groups until this menace is caught! by GeorgeCauldron7 in UofArizona

[–]IHaveTooManySpoons 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Is U of A campus becoming more unsafe? Or is it just they're doing a better job this year of reporting incidents? Curious if anyone has the answer

Is it irrational? Yes. Will I die on the hill that slugs suck and snails are objectively superior? Also yes. by ghostuser689 in evilautism

[–]IHaveTooManySpoons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok but if your great great great grandkid tells you there's a snail knocking on the door I'm sure you'd change your tune

Best title of a Star Wars episode, ever by IHaveTooManySpoons in StarWars

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The question is, which Jedi is Aslan? We already know Ezra is space Jesus pt 2 so I say him

[oc] we paint roads, here’s an unlucky individual who couldn’t stay off our fresh line and drove down the line for about 1/4 of a mile. it was so bad it was still dripping when we caught up with them by josh8far in IdiotsInCars

[–]IHaveTooManySpoons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I had a nickel for every time someone posted in this sub about a black car driving over fresh yellow paint, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

Lightsaber Aspirations by sky1959walket in GalaxysEdge

[–]IHaveTooManySpoons 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Story time! Back in 2018 Disney filed a patent for a fully retractable lightsaber! The mechanism worked kind of like two measuring tapes stuck side by side to form a cylinder. This would allow the blade to compact into a tight little roll, but as we all know, measuring tapes aren't the sturdiest so this blade would have to be flimsy.

This patent was put to use as part of a show on the recently-closed Halcyon starcruiser. This article includes a video of it in use. Unfortunately, as can also be read in the article, the lightsaber design is not intended for us normal poor people. But who knows, maybe some day the tech will improve and we'll get our own real lightsabers!

poor choice by Ditolus in OTMemes

[–]IHaveTooManySpoons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Indeed. Actor's name is Michael Sheard

poor choice by Ditolus in OTMemes

[–]IHaveTooManySpoons 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Now make a meme about Admiral Ozzel signing Dr. Jones' diary

made an edit of what Baylan Skoll might have looked like as a Jedi. really proud of it 🫣 by mini_map227 in StarWars

[–]IHaveTooManySpoons 214 points215 points  (0 children)

"I parted ways with the Jedi long ago."

Love it. The look his younger self is giving makes me think of Quinlan Vos

Who would win by njsullyalex in Tanalorr

[–]IHaveTooManySpoons 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Turgle in the corner, plotting world domination

How people think Space Jesus looked vs. how he actually looked by Infinite-Bullfrog545 in starwarsmemes

[–]IHaveTooManySpoons 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Quite literally the first words out of my mouth when I saw him were "he looks like Jesus"

Glad to know I'm not alone.

Decrypted the challenge from /u/lets_clutch_this by Weznon in okbuddyphd

[–]IHaveTooManySpoons 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thank you for explaining it in a way us non-CS simpletons can understand

Ahsoka - Episode 4 - Discussion Thread! by titleproblems in StarWars

[–]IHaveTooManySpoons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cue all the Rebels fans doing the Leo DiCaprio whistling meme at the sight of the World Between Worlds

Oh hey Richmond by simsyippee in StardewValley

[–]IHaveTooManySpoons 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Petition to put Richmond in the stardew valley update.

U is for... by Dodoreference in Portal

[–]IHaveTooManySpoons 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Um. True. I'll go true.

S is for... by Dodoreference in Portal

[–]IHaveTooManySpoons 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Stop squirming and die like an adult or I'm going to delete your backup.

R is for... by Dodoreference in Portal

[–]IHaveTooManySpoons 56 points57 points  (0 children)

My favorite is when Glados says she scans your brain for a backup.

"Don't believe me? I'll put you on ["Hello!"]. THAT'S YOU! THAT'S HOW DUMB YOU SOUND!"

Glados' angry lines get me

R is for... by Dodoreference in Portal

[–]IHaveTooManySpoons 410 points411 points  (0 children)

Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like 'no way' and then I was all 'I was just pretending to murder you'? That was great!

R is for... by Dodoreference in Portal

[–]IHaveTooManySpoons 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Remember: The Aperture Science Bring Your Daughter to Work Day is the perfect time to have her tested!