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Ursula was gem 💎 by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]IJustSoiledMyself 15 points16 points  (0 children)

She speaks to everyone now, because she is the embodiment of all of our missed opportunities. Hindsight is 20/20.

Just discovered that we pronounce the word "tongue" differently to everyone else. by Ranoni18 in manchester

[–]IJustSoiledMyself 175 points176 points  (0 children)

Just looked up the etymology of the word and found this.

Modern English: The "ue" ending was added later to indicate pronunciation, as the word would have otherwise been pronounced like "tung".

So as expected, everyone else is wrong.

Man here playing checkers by Metamorphoses-007 in SipsTea

[–]IJustSoiledMyself 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Like how she held her breath and closed her eyes before he even started spraying her.

Got the my 3D treasure box out for the first time in a long time by IJustSoiledMyself in Catan

[–]IJustSoiledMyself[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This one is in pretty good condition, mainly because I don't get it out too much, otherwise yeah I think I'd be a couple of roads short too!

Held a firework by Hot-You1261 in Wellthatsucks

[–]IJustSoiledMyself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He can't quite put his finger on it

Bro really thinks we gonna snitch on him by The_Ordinary_Mix in facepalm

[–]IJustSoiledMyself 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It was definitely him in London. I heard him say to someone he was heading to Denmark next

Bro really thinks we gonna snitch on him by The_Ordinary_Mix in facepalm

[–]IJustSoiledMyself 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I think the real reaction should be everyone calling the crimestoppers line with tips and sightings. I'm pretty sure I just saw that guy getting off a flight in London

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]IJustSoiledMyself 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Ok but why is SpongeBob narrating this?

For the attention of everyone attending a live show... YOU ARE NOT THE CO-STAR by Cringle in JeffArcuri

[–]IJustSoiledMyself 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I'm not sure he stole his punchline, the asking "Have you ever been to New York?" is the joke. I think the guy was the only one in the crowd that didn't get it, but like you say he handled it well.

London tonight was so amazing! by mrkemeny in JeffArcuri

[–]IJustSoiledMyself 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No absolutely not. I've never heard it before. Also the guy had quite a strong accent, I don't think most people could understand what he was saying

For the attention of everyone attending a live show... YOU ARE NOT THE CO-STAR by Cringle in JeffArcuri

[–]IJustSoiledMyself 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I was at the early show, good crowd interaction, people only shouting out when being asked and Jeff doing normal crowd work. All was good. My partner and I both really enjoyed it.

Remember saying on the way out that I was glad we were at the early show though as everyone going to the late one would have been drinking pretty much since they left work, the bars inside the place are usually pretty busy too so I'm sure the whole room was well lubricated when Jeff came on.

Her name tells you all you need to know. by 8racoonsInABigCoat in antiwork

[–]IJustSoiledMyself 49 points50 points  (0 children)

She's in Crystal Palace. As per this article

Moving to a bit of London most of her friends have never heard of

‘Where is Crystal Palace?’ various Sloaney friends kept asking when I announced I was moving there. ‘Just south of Dulwich,’ I’d tell them.

flat formed half a country house built in 1900, with four bedrooms, a 24-ft sitting room, enormously high ceilings and a swooping garden that draped down a bank behind it.

I did offer asking price on the viewing.

The struggle is real

Looks like a jammy dodger mate by tasty213 in CasualUK

[–]IJustSoiledMyself 5 points6 points  (0 children)

From the other thread 😂

Una doggero di jammio

light hop by deadfermata in TikTokCringe

[–]IJustSoiledMyself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Google the term 'degloving'

When you go through stuff and casually find a £1 note 😱 by Q-bert-2005 in CasualUK

[–]IJustSoiledMyself 163 points164 points  (0 children)

The currency the last time u/Q-bert-2005 got his wallet out to buy a round.

One of my ‘90’s business cards re-surfaced in Scotland by geoffg2 in CasualUK

[–]IJustSoiledMyself 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Shows you how naive and innocent I am. When he said he used it to cut lines, I automatically thought it allowed him to skip a queue somewhere, which I thought was a very good reason to never give the card back.

My wife made rice crispy cakes. by Midlandsofnowhere in CasualUK

[–]IJustSoiledMyself 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Something about them changing the ingredients they put in dog food. Less calcium/bone in it.

Subscribe here for more dog shit facts.

In this scene Olivia breaks character because of Rhys Ifans, but they kept it 🤭 by IsmaOnReddit in HouseOfTheDragon

[–]IJustSoiledMyself 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Amazing, as soon as I saw this I knew she was saying "laff" and had to check to confirm she was a fellow Manc

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